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Cheeky Quotes About Marriage by BlueMurder(m): 11:38am On Jul 09, 2012 |
1. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ![]() Socrates 2. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson 3. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ![]() Bill Clinton 4. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." George W. Bush 5. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Rudy Giuliani 6. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ![]() Michael Jordan 7. "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't The third gave me more children! ![]() Donald Trump 8. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Shaquille O Neal 9. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ![]() Kobe Bryant 1 ![]() David Hasselhoff 11. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ![]() Alec Baldwin 12. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ![]() Barack Obama 13. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ![]() Tommy Lee 14. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Brad Pitt 15. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ![]() Jimmy Kimmel 16. Honey, what happened to ladies first Husband replies, That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first David Letterman 17. First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing! Jay Leno |
Re: Cheeky Quotes About Marriage by Nobody: 9:48am On Jul 11, 2012 |
Speaking from my experience in courtship,i'm not yet married though,'marriage is a looooongggg long partnership in all areas of ur life,ure friends,ure critics,ure fighting mates,ure sex mates,ure partners in investing emotional,financial,and spiritually into each other,ure counsellors to each other,wot more can i say,dats my own experience of mini marriage |
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