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Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 5:07pm On Dec 04, 2007
the sequel begins

walks in and takes stock of the battlefield
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by tessybaby(f): 5:25pm On Dec 04, 2007
hey hey just hold it there!!!
i will like to talk with the producer/director
let me see the script and know how much i would be paid before i start acting
coz i remember i have not been paid for the last film grin
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by Emperoh(m): 5:40pm On Dec 04, 2007
You are under arrest for breaking the copyright law. On who's permission did you reproduce this Movie or Mission iv. I therefore hand you over to Migines for conviction and subsequent death by farting. Yes!!!! You shall be farted to death by 10 ten of Suga lips types.

Any Objection??
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 5:43pm On Dec 04, 2007
if na suga lips type of farting, no objections

shoots emperoh dead***i'm a no nonsense dictator grin grin
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 5:44pm On Dec 04, 2007
@ tessy,
we will pay you 25,000,000 cedis.it was in the contract you signed grin grin grin

confirm it with the producer, migs
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by showbobo(m): 9:44pm On Dec 04, 2007
saucekid:

@ tessy,
we will pay you 25,000,000 cedis.it was in the contract you signed grin grin grin

confirm it with the producer, migs

approximately #2500Naira
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by tessybaby(f): 7:39am On Dec 05, 2007
if its the new cedis then am ok
they don't even know the cedi has been re-valued
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by Migines(m): 8:41am On Dec 05, 2007
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE COPYRIGHT LAW

<i hope u get along wit ituen c0z u both are g0nna be spending a looooong tym togeda>

OFFICER! Take this gentleman away.


OFFICER: Mr saucekid, u av d ryte to remain silent but it dozn mata bc0z, wat u say or dont say will still be use against u at kirikiri.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by slitty: 8:55am On Dec 05, 2007
wait there, inspector migines, he has a right to a lawyer and and his lawyer.

in section 31 act 24:1-2 of the Nigerian constitution of law and order, *rolls eyes, can't remember even if it exist*

don't move an inch i'll be right back, *goes out to look for book*
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by topeteadr(m): 9:04am On Dec 05, 2007
* TT throws a grenade into the room, to end all the rubbish going on in the thread.*
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by Migines(m): 9:27am On Dec 05, 2007
OFFICER!
Take this osama bin laden in d making and d under-sabi lawyer along.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by tessybaby(f): 9:50am On Dec 05, 2007
stop all this rubbish and answer my question
HOW DO I GET MY MONEY i mean my payment for the film
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by dele9000(m): 9:59am On Dec 05, 2007
Paypal
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by topeteadr(m): 10:00am On Dec 05, 2007
Atm.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by dele9000(m): 10:07am On Dec 05, 2007
@tessy
u can as well borrow them the money they'll use to pay u. . .
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by PoDeep(m): 10:13am On Dec 05, 2007
Order!!!
Bailiff seize all these people and throw them in the dungeon. U are all hereby sentenced to 20yrs of sexual slavery!
*bangs gavel*
hmph!
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by slitty: 10:45am On Dec 05, 2007
have you ever heard of human right?? you can't arrest a lawyer, infact we need a trail jury for this.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by ademiller(f): 11:11am On Dec 05, 2007
**walks in one of the best actress no amount of money can buy,,(ademiller)****
hey guys? i tot we were supposed to act a movie. or am i in the wrong production abi na wetin dem they call am sef em wrong movie set grin grin grin, hey people organise, i aint gat all dey. wait up we havent talked bout ma pay cheque, whos in charge?
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by kronkykay(m): 11:43am On Dec 05, 2007
Takes a look around all the commotion in the room

*shakes head in dissapointment*

what a way to waste away talents.

pulls out .38 automatic revolver

shoots everyone in the guts


the present folice officers could not help with their non-functional hunter guns

all drops dead.

NOW AM RECUITING A NEW SET OF ACTORS AND ACTRESSES.

SIGN UP HERE.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by slitty: 12:00pm On Dec 05, 2007
you think any lawyer can function without odechi

*crawled to kronkykay's back, stabbed his ass, nailed him to the floor then twisted his neck to the back*
finally, a slowly painful death,
*stands up removed my fur coat to reveal a body suit, then hid to wait for my next victim*
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 2:28pm On Dec 05, 2007
*kronky's bullet no catch me*** kiss kiss kissthanks dear for having my back*
tranquilizers her and gets her and ademiller out of harm's way ade, we go pay you with postal orders grin grin grin
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by Emperoh(m): 4:46pm On Dec 05, 2007
Walks in with EFCC operatives but sees everywhere in disarray.
on sighting Saucekid and also seeing what Kronkay and Slitty did

Emperoh: Officers arrest these men for Copyright infringement and lawlessness.
Efcc men: Yes sir. @ Saucekid and Kronkay. Oya Move it or else i shoot you.
(takes cover to avoid being taken unawares) Calls in Migines and Ituen to determine next line of action.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by Migines(m): 4:57pm On Dec 05, 2007
*pats emperoh on d head*
good kid u are.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 4:58pm On Dec 05, 2007
*bribes EFCC men arrest the person wey bring una come and you have a handsome reward*

i still get away scot free readies snipe gun for maximum effect
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by PoDeep(m): 5:33pm On Dec 05, 2007
Po Deep walks in
*sneaks in behind saucekid and whacks him in the head with the gavel*
"now dodge dat fuckerrr!"
*sneaks out of scene quietly*
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 5:50pm On Dec 05, 2007
po deed thought he wanked me but he's in for a surprise
*sniped po deed as my first victim* the guy no watch b4 he take action
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by Emperoh(m): 6:00pm On Dec 05, 2007
Thinking he has me arrested Saucekid tries to fight back but lo the EFC guys return and pick him up in cuffs. He was recorded trying to bribe law enforcement officers.

At EFCC Guard room i hear him crying like a baby as he is being dished strokes of horse whip.

Me, Ituen and Migines laughing. Serves him right. 'Next tim,e you don't encroach on someones copyright'.
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by Naijagal2(f): 6:08pm On Dec 05, 2007
shouldnt this be in forum games?
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 6:14pm On Dec 05, 2007
* it was showbobo actually being dished lashes of koboko*
i've already arrived colombia for a meeting with al capone
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by Emperoh(m): 6:25pm On Dec 05, 2007
Was kidnapped by Al-capone and sent back to me in a crater. I forward the "Parcel" back to EFCC and hes already being laced with Electric Punisher. Too bad.

Ntooooo!!!!!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by Nobody: 6:35pm On Dec 05, 2007
kicks off all the kidnappers



am in here to save the kidnnaped
Re: Nld Action Film*****season 4 by saucekid(m): 4:29pm On Dec 06, 2007
@ mdsocks,

thanks my man boinks emperoh's head with a mallet that shatters his brain grin grin grin

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