A man was discusn wit d wife. Enitin dat wud result to my death,i wud prevent. "Evry1 must surely die 1 day,answed d wife". A fateful sat morn,d man sat at d sitting rum reading a newspaper. He came across a headline; a whole family died after eating beans. D man called d wife, after reading it, she sympatized wit dem nd left to d kitchen. She later came out."Am off 2 d market,ur beans is on d dinning" D man turned 2 ha "So after wot i read u expect me 2 eat beans,have u eaten?" No" D woman answered. "wot about junior? "Junior is playing,he wil eat later" "Is dere anytin in d house apart from beans?"Notin,dat y am going 2 d market" "U sud hav made provision 4 anoda fud,since beans kils nw" "papa junior,if u r nt eating,leave it dere,am off 2 d market".D man paced up nd down trying 2 figure out wot 2 do.After a while,he stood"I tink i no wot 2 do!He went outside and beckoned on dia dog,after positioning d fud 2 it,he watched wit fascination as d dog swallowed d beans. He kept a closer watch on d dog,2 c wen it wud die. 30 mins into 1hr,d dog was stil alive so he joyfully went 2 d dinning 2 have his fud as he was seriously hungry. Hadly had he eaten d last spoonful had d son ran into d sittint rum screaming"Daddy bingo has died come and see" D boy ran out again.D man luked at d remaining spoonful beans nd droped it on d plate and ran into d kitchen. He opened d cupboard ,taking out a bottle ful of red oil and gulped it,hadly had he gulped it,d son stormed into d kitchen"Daddy,come nd c d car dat killed bingo,he's asking 4 d owner" "U mean bingo did not just die,it was killed by a car? Ewoooooo see me see death.

^^ever seen a dry puss.y?dats wat u hav up dia...mtchewwwwwwwww