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Re: Hilarious Love Letter by cindyrella(f): 9:07am On Jul 14, 2012 |
Stella_Bella: My Romeo,Lmao! Stella, you and blokous! |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by shizzle11(m): 9:07am On Jul 14, 2012 |
kitty kat: I cloudnt help laffing seriously. Crazy one. Youths of these days won't get it. Imagine d time spent in researching the right jaw breaking word to use. One can also safely say that such a person wld also invest a lot in the relationship if it works out. Not like our Microwave relationships of these days. Lol @microwave relationship |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 10:46am On Jul 14, 2012 |
Stella_Bella: My Romeo,dear sweety sweety stella, i nid to yarn this love i have for you in broken cos my obolongata and kpekus don dey discombobulated by ur abunna and love since i enta dana airpalne land for NL, my knacking potentials hv nefa remain the same cos of u. I jes dey sing beautiful onyinye for u evry midnyt like a terry G wey don high dieeee.. Dis ur love dey do me like magic.weneva person call stella for road, i go dey get a INTINGLIN SENSATION for my body. Ur love be like a fyne ogogoro wey dey swt as person dey add am alomo insyd.. Ur love don carry me go stratosphere, biosphere, inshort i dey one kynd SPHERE wey scientist dem stil dey nyopola its name im DICKtionary. I no dey see anytn but ur aromatic saturated carbon sexy shape. If love na bomb i go b ur boko haram. I don lost for ur body's shapes,contours,mountain,valley and UNMETIONABLES accordin to seun and co but d swt part b say i no wan mek dem fynd me o jare.. Mek i stop hia b4 my mama go dey cry say im son don madt cos of love na me ur ogbonge love mugu lala dey write to u from d ocean floor of love..hia dey dark walayi but i go tanda dey wait for u..i no send! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 10:51am On Jul 14, 2012 |
cindyrella:i tell ya...her full name will prolly b stella kpeckus blokus bella...lmdo |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by kristofa09(m): 11:18am On Jul 14, 2012 |
lalaosky:lol..lalosky hpe say u wan liv long?u dey tranga wth stela blokos n badosky!i pity u.u blokos go diflate ni! |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 11:24am On Jul 14, 2012 |
kristofa09:i get extra naw...dont worry..am insured too |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by cindyrella(f): 12:14pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
lalaosky:*faints* |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by kittykat1(f): 12:24pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
cindyrella:U r always fainting |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
kitty kat:lmao...u r mean...lwkmd |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
cindyrella:*give her mouth to mouth resuscitation* gurl ur lips r so soft. |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by kittykat1(f): 12:45pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
lalaosky:U r high abi? Make her BF catch u |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Mynd44: 2:32pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
lalaosky:Wake up guy you are drooling on your bed |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Mynd44: 2:34pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
kitty kat:I am still waiting for that unveiling ooooooo |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by cindyrella(f): 6:06pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
kitty kat:and you are always there when i faint. |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by cindyrella(f): 6:09pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
lalaosky: |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
kitty kat:dey write im name for her face..i will catch a local made bomb for her as well...lmao |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
Mynd_44:am not waking at all...this dream is too good to be true |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
cindyrella:why the frown...smile o jare |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by StellaBella(f): 8:29pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
Excelboi: Long,dry and uncatchyThis dude dey describe im blokous |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Mynd44: 11:17pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
lalaosky:Good then I guess I should not tell you about the snake coming towards you |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by StellaBella(f): 1:08am On Jul 15, 2012 |
Mynd_44:Pls. Pls which snake are u talking about... This is my romeo.. No snake shall come close, by or behind him Just saying |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by kristofa09(m): 1:16am On Jul 15, 2012 |
Stella_Bella:haba stela u don stil am frm badosky o...batleground |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by StellaBella(f): 4:33am On Jul 15, 2012 |
My sweetest Ur leta dey totori all my nervous system my heart miss one step when I see ur name U are my poundi and egusi soup with soft ponmo and soaked stockfish U are my ogbono soup and fresh fish My peppered snail and small stout My nwobi and maltex. my pure water on a hot day I love u pass police and bribe I love pass igbo and money I love pass yoruba and big nyashes I love you pass hausa and 12 wives I even love u pass Bini gals and europe Till we meet. My kpekus will be serviced by others. lalaosky: 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Mynd44: 6:41am On Jul 15, 2012 |
Una go fear letters ooooooo |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
Stella_Bella:baby oku, ur lof tori rich my brain and spinal chord...e swt me sotey i bgn dance alanta on top nepa pole... But y u go cu.m end am in a bad way..y u go dey allow other pple rod to dey service my birthryt...u haf broken,shattered,caterpillared,pieces,useless,boko haramized and bombed my hrt...me wey dey ready to climb seven mountains,swim seven ocean and catch atomic bomb for u?...baby maka y...tot u wia my romeo?...*cries* |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by kristofa09(m): 2:02pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
badosky u r one hel of a clown!lalaosky...idowu a.k.a badosky.al na same noni. |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Idowuogbo(f): 3:12pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
kristofa09: badosky For d last time!!!!!! he bought d last 3 letters 'osky' na franchising ooooo 2 different people... Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by kristofa09(m): 3:34pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:n hw much did he pay u? |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
kristofa09:i paid her in kynd...na her abunna hear ram!...but truly am not badosky jor...am a guy...check my model 6pack pic on my profile naw |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by kristofa09(m): 6:52pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
lalaosky:say u no fit go find any pics online ni?*smh*...same ni! |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Mynd44: 8:47pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
lalaosky:You dey find wahala |
Re: Hilarious Love Letter by Idowuogbo(f): 9:34pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
kristofa09: u starting to get on nerves zip it b4 i get rude. |
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