Tyche: 1. Eating between 1:30 to 2:30 am.
2. Once at home, I move around/sleep naked.
3. Eating directly from the pot cause I find it difficult washing plates.

berem: Ummm! Using water to wash my butt after offloading waste products! Do pple still use tissue paper? Guess they are missing a lot

ijebuboy18: - don't bath 4 days so long as I am not going out, my record is 7days.
- don't wash d dishes until there are no more plates or cutlery 2 use.
- wash my bum only water even wen I am not @home n there is tissue, don't get how pple use tissues 2 smear their bums wit shyte wen it can b properly cleaned.
-smell my hands wen I jst washed my bum n haven't cleaned my hand, men it stinks but I luv dat smell.
- scratching my testicles n smelling it, stinks lik hell, so as a kid I scratched n placed my smelly hands ova my cousins or siblings noses, men they hated me.
- if I am wit a lady n happen 2 insert my fingers in her, I MUST smell it. God the smell is heavenly unless of course u don't take care of urself well, dat smell is a turn off.
-wen food is cooked n served I smell it, don't knw y ppl hate dis guess cos I do it everywhere,I jst hav a tin 4 smellin

Les: can someone pls tell me dis dude is an alien?

ijebuboy18: How could I 4get,
-place my hands on my bum n fart,if I am alone I smell it, if u r near me beta start running
-burp out loud wen I am eating alone or with peeps am familiar wit, all my gfs hate dis,jst tell dem I am appreciating d meal.
-luv pickin my teeth wit my fingers afta eating even wen I am eating out,those toothpicks don't do d job @all.
Some mothers sure do have em.

davidylan:

how is it you are able to have gfs? That is the mystery.

kulyie: I love withholding d change when my mom sends me on errand to buy drinks 4 d visitor

sheringan: Scratching my balls when alone and tired

slimyem: my sitting position is terrible...
...and if i'm in skirts or gowns,you get to see all...
Yeah...its bad and i know!
..then i love fiddling with my navel under my cloth...and i get carried away anywhere and everywhere...even at work!
...and i can eat anything in the middle of the night...from snacks to beverages to solids...

chinedumo: [size=13pt]Those navels do give sweet sensations[/size]

Sagytarius: although I've stopped it, I enjoyed drinking my pee after easing myself. It tastes salty.

kulyie: Yea,i remember when i was a kid just entering secondary school then,i loved using d school toilet instead of doin my thing at home before goin to school and so there was dis day dat i met d toilet messed up n i was so pressed,i had to use d 2nd toilet and i said 2 myself i will not flush it because somone else used d 1st toilet n dint flush even though there was a paper dat said please flush after use and so i decided dat any day i go to d toilet,i will neva flush even if there are ten gallons of water in d toilet.d day i met my waterloo was when i came out from d toilet and one boy in jss2 was toasting me,of which i've always been doing shakara and hard to get 4 him.d cleaner came to meet me where d boy was toasting me and hit me from my butts and said oya shewa go and flush d toilet.so u are d one dats always messing up d toilet each day i clean it and i was like am not d only one o! Dat day d cleaner reported me to my class teacher and i was asked to wash all d toilets in d school and fetch all d water in d gallons in each toilet.i cried my eyes out dat day and vowed neva to leave d toilet dirty each tym i used it.lol

Mr_Anony: leaving my computer on for weeks on end

writing and sketching on every peice of paper I can lay my hands on.

My addiction to NL especially religion section

Sagytarius: although I've stopped it, I enjoyed drinking my pee after easing myself. It tastes salty.

fellis:

Tell you which dude is which alien?
What of you wey dey leave plate under bed for one month?