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Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by nobledanie(m): 2:41pm On Apr 05, 2006
A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison" - "pencil", however, is masculine - "le crayon."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"wink, because:

1. no one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. the native language they use to communicate with other computers is inco
ranti_ikupiti: 2. the native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. as soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"wink, because:

1. in order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. they have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3.they are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. as soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by kajad(m): 3:16pm On Apr 05, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy I think 'la computer' it is.
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by micklplus(m): 3:56pm On Apr 05, 2006
shocked ! this made me laugh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by spikelord(m): 10:56am On Apr 15, 2006
Yeah, La Computer!
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by bluenubian(f): 6:22am On Apr 16, 2006
na uh, le le le computer. funny one
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by JazzyJ(f): 10:23am On Oct 22, 2008
le computer wud be rite
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by saucekid(m): 1:19pm On Oct 22, 2008
uhm. . . .
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by yysl: 1:32pm On Oct 22, 2008
ke ke ke laugh gh gh gh
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by Nautillus(m): 1:33pm On Oct 22, 2008
I've seen this joke somewhere bofore . . .recently too . . . . undecided undecided undecided
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by tytylayor: 3:52pm On Oct 22, 2008
tnx 4 dat, cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by clemcykul(f): 10:34am On Oct 23, 2008
walahi talahi me no go lapp embarassed
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by tytylayor: 12:13pm On Oct 23, 2008
who beat u
Re: Make Una Laugh Abeg 1 by clemcykul(f): 3:10pm On Oct 23, 2008
beat me?? lol

i do the beating grin grin grin grin but wid a sugar cane grin

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