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Grass Eaters. by radar5(m): 7:39pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
A lawyer was passing by in his Limo Stretch when he saw two men eating grass.He asked his driver to stop,approached the men. 'Why are you eating grass?' The man asked. 'Because we have no food.' One of them answered. 'Oh.Sorry,you can follow me to my house.' 'But I have wife and seven children.' One of them said. 'I have wife and eleven children.' The other one said. 'No problem,you can come with me. 'The man replied. After long wait and the trouble of mounting the limo,they left. 'Thank you.You are the most generous heart I have ever seen.' 'Don't worry,I pity you for that mean food,I have got hectares of that,they were ten foot high.' |
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