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Math Homework *** by sirlekoso(m): 5:17pm On Jul 17, 2012
Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard: "One and one, the son-of-a-bi tch is two." "Two and two, the son-of-a-bi tch is four." "Three and three... "

His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Clara Jones taught him. His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework.

The next day she stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted Ms. Jones. Little Johnny's mother told Ms. Jones about Johnny's different way of doing math and his claims that Ms. Jones taught it that way to the class.

The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Johnny had said what he did.

Then suddenly, Ms Jones exclaimed, "Oh, I know... here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two."

Re: Math Homework *** by lilkech(m): 7:36pm On Jul 18, 2012
ha ha ha

'son of bitch'

hillarious

@op thumbz app
Re: Math Homework *** by Emmaesty(f): 8:00pm On Jul 18, 2012
It's nice but i've heard it before
Re: Math Homework *** by itoldu: 7:32am On Jul 19, 2012
Aaafrikan magic. forgotn d title of the movie. nkem owoh tinz. next?

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