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Aboki Explains Accident by realsammie(m): 8:06am On Jul 18, 2012
Abu, a driver who survived in a tragic
accident which rendered 49 people dead at
the spot was remanded in police custody to
assist in police investigation...
Abu interrogated
Policeman: ...So Massa, how did you end
up killing 49 people?
Abu: I was driving @80km/h when I saw
two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the
brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into the
wedding party.
Policeman: Hit the two men of course!
Abu: exactly, We think alike ooo! but after hitting one, the other man escaped into the
wedding party, so I went after him.

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Re: Aboki Explains Accident by JojoArmani(m): 8:56am On Jul 18, 2012
hahhahahahahahhahahahaha Lwkmd. U try wella. More pls.
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 1:27pm On Jul 18, 2012
Lolest
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jul 18, 2012
i l;ugh for this 1
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jul 18, 2012
~vicky~:
i l;ugh for this 1

Ok oooooooo!
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by haruna1970(m): 3:24pm On Jul 18, 2012
funny...
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jul 18, 2012
MOGUL.O:


Ok oooooooo!

come stop following me am not twitter shocked shocked

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Re: Aboki Explains Accident by realsammie(m): 7:30pm On Jul 18, 2012
~vicky~:
i l;ugh for this 1
so vicky i fit make u laugh?
but come to think of it, iam stil a bachelor.
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 7:42pm On Jul 18, 2012
realsammie:
so vicky i fit make u laugh?
but come to think of it, iam stil a bachelor.

ok o am married to mikuz cheesy cheesy
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Topewealth: 10:27pm On Jul 18, 2012
Gosh! Dz is damn funny, thumbs up dear!
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by realsammie(m): 10:52pm On Jul 18, 2012
~vicky~:


ok o am married to mikuz cheesy cheesy
mikuz ke?dat guy na spirit oh
COME let me show u em em....u knw now
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Emmy9ite(m): 11:36pm On Jul 18, 2012
I laugh in japanese! My guy u cud have made d part of aboki man 'hausalish' something like 'fifu' and za rest. grin grin
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Vinzz(m): 11:59pm On Jul 18, 2012
Nice one! I laugh so tee my PC dropped and I didn't notice it grin
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 12:08am On Jul 19, 2012
~vicky~:


come stop following me am not twitter shocked shocked

Can you blame him? wink
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Jakestar(m): 1:09am On Jul 19, 2012
Vinzz: Nice one! I laugh so tee my PC dropped and I didn't notice it grin
I pity u. . Keep laughing it up and u go end up without a pc.
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by realsammie(m): 1:26am On Jul 19, 2012
Vinzz: Nice one! I laugh so tee my PC dropped and I didn't notice it grin
u sure say no be chinko phone u dey use.
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by PaulJohn1: 1:42am On Jul 19, 2012
realsammie:
u sure say no be chinko phone u dey use.

Never know say chinko phone don advance to dey open Nairaland.
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by StarrMatthieu: 2:38am On Jul 19, 2012
Very nice!
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by kodylicky(f): 8:54am On Jul 19, 2012
lol
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 1:00pm On Jul 19, 2012
realsammie:
u sure say no be chinko phone u dey use.
lolz, na nokia torch hin dey use
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jul 19, 2012
realsammie:
mikuz ke?dat guy na spirit oh
COME let me show u em em....u knw now

hmmm what is em em ...u knw now
|
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by realsammie(m): 4:21pm On Jul 19, 2012
~vicky~:


hmmm what is em em ...u knw now
|
wetin nw.. na pickin u be
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jul 19, 2012
realsammie:
wetin nw.. na pickin u be

hahahahahah u no serious 0
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jul 19, 2012
Hmm! cheesy, have a high five with me poster! Nice one.
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jul 19, 2012
Very one track mind grin
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by galadima77(m): 7:49pm On Aug 08, 2012
am so impressed....hahahahahaha. We got so much talents in naija. God bless those of u who fear HIM.
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by nannyo(f): 8:18pm On Sep 27, 2012
U really got me laughing cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Aboki Explains Accident by dlex21(m): 9:30pm On Sep 27, 2012
Funny indeed!!!

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