There are four engineers
traveling in a car. One is a
mechanical engineer, one
a chemical engineer, one
an electrical engineer and
the other one an engineer
from Microsoft.
The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the
pistons have seized. We'll
have to strip down the
engine before we can get
the car working again,"
says the mechanical
engineer.
"Well," says the chemical
engineer, "it sounded to
me as if the fuel might be
contaminated. I think we
should clear out the fuel
system."
"I thought it might be a
grounding problem," says
the electrical engineer, "or
maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the
Microsoft engineer who
has said nothing and say.
They ask him, "What do
you think?"
"Well, I think we should
close all the windows, get
out, get back in, and open
the windows again."

Take it easy man, am one of them

shut the da-mn system and restart the thingy

Lolz, make dem hibernate d car