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Is Nigeria a Cemetary? by jovie50: 10:30am On Jul 18, 2012
SOMEONE ASK THIS QUESTION, AND IT KEPT US WONDERING!!!!
Is Nigeria A Cemetary?
>When NIGERIANS steal money, they keep it in SWISS BANKS,
>When they’re sick they go to INDIA or GERMANY,
>When they want to invest they go to AMERICA,
>When they want to buy mansions they buy in LONDON/CANADA.
>They go to DUBAI for shopping,
>PARIS for holidays.
>When they want to repent- ISREAL OR SAUDI ARABIA.

*But when they DIE they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA.
So I ask this question ” Is NIGERIA a CEMETARY?
Re: Is Nigeria a Cemetary? by tboye: 12:42pm On Jul 18, 2012
[color=#006600][/color] :DNigeria is not a cemetery,na our government wan turn am to cemetery may God deliver us from them embarassed
Re: Is Nigeria a Cemetary? by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jul 18, 2012
jovie50: SOMEONE ASK THIS QUESTION, AND IT KEPT US WONDERING!!!!
Is Nigeria A Cementary?
>When NIGERIANS steal money, they keep it in SWISS BANKS,
>When they’re sick they go to INDIA or GERMANY,
>When they want to invest they go to AMERICA,
>When they want to buy mansions they buy in LONDON/CANADA.
>They go to DUBAI for shopping,
>PARIS for holidays.
>When they want to repent- ISREAL OR SAUDI ARABIA.

*But when they DIE they all want to be BURIED in NIGERIA.
So I ask this question ” Is NIGERIA a CEMENTARY?



Is this a quesion or a joke? cos i can't find any joke around here oooooo
Re: Is Nigeria a Cemetary? by jovie50: 3:00pm On Jul 18, 2012
MOGUL.O:




Is this a quesion or a joke? cos i can't find any joke around here oooooo
so pls tell me d section, u suggest it to be.
Re: Is Nigeria a Cemetary? by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jul 18, 2012
undecidedI suggest Appellant section gringringringrin
Re: Is Nigeria a Cemetary? by lilkech(m): 6:51pm On Jul 18, 2012
ahn ahn @op

its CEMETary and not CEMENTary

go and buy student companion asap
Re: Is Nigeria a Cemetary? by Emmaesty(f): 7:47pm On Jul 18, 2012
Lolzzz

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