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Yo Mama Is So Poor by rasheed001: 2:35pm On Dec 06, 2007 |
re:rasheed Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. |
Re: Yo Mama Is So Poor by Migines(m): 7:09pm On Dec 06, 2007 |
Pasteing everything on a page(fat, miscellanous. . .) wudnt be a bad idea, wuld it? |
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