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Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 2:26pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
Imagine a Nigeria without Boko Haram, tribalism, epileptic power supply, corruption and it's amusing offsprings. It sure woulda been like living in a hell's hole with no dramas unfolding daily. I mean, you live in a cool house, eat splendid meals, go to superbly great schools, and everyone has a nice job. That'd be like living in 'LG' and I want none of it! Think of it. What'd mr. president, the police and other agencies be doing except idling around? If you want to live in a society like that, live, grow old and go to heaven cos that's where you can find that! However, Boko Haram is here to hasten things |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by vladimiros: 3:31pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
may Thunda fire your nyash |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by bubadaniel13: 4:41pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
You need to have your head examined,you must be a member,you should have feelings at least,if you don't have anything to write just keep quiet. |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 4:46pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
Hmmm...keep em coming you blockheads if you can't spot a sarcastic joke. |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Nobody: 11:33pm On Jul 20, 2012 |
kai!!! your kain thinking sef |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 8:11am On Jul 21, 2012 |
DivideUs: kai!!! your kain thinking sefLife is a joke, sir. Why die of hypertension thinking about Nigeria's problems when you can get a belly full of lafta? |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by qualified(f): 4:40pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
U think u are funny? No! U are not! U are jobless sadist! |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 5:00pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
qualified: U think u are funny? No! U are not!Noted. I've repented and put aside wicked humor. It ain't funny cos people are frustrated and here I am laffing.However, I won't stop to please them. Mehn, life's too short for all these seriousness. *singing: mi o se aye alaye/ e sa mo pe ototo la waye* |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 10:01pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Legit1:No mind them jare, laff and extend your lifespan. |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Sunofgod(m): 10:06pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Abyjah: Imagine a Nigeria without Boko Haram, tribalism, epileptic power supply, corruption and it's amusing offsprings. It sure woulda been like living in a hell's hole with no dramas unfolding daily. |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 10:14pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
@sun of god, Are you crying or laffin or both? |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Sunofgod(m): 10:30pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Abyjah: @sun of god, Trying to match your sarcasm . . . As long as there are Nigerians - Nigeria will also be full of drama. |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 10:50pm On Jul 21, 2012 |
Sun of god:Honestly it got me cracked up, thanks for sharing! |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by ektbear: 6:16am On Jul 22, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 22, 2012 |
may you live in interesting times - an ancient chinese curse end of Abyjah: Noted. I've repented and put just keep in mind that we are all someone else to someone else - those 'other people' these horrible things are happening to are people just like you |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Henries: 10:37am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Nw i knw u r a tenant at yaba left mtchewwwww |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Jakumo(m): 10:50am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Got me that Boko Haram Blues Lord from my head down, to my shoes Hear they bombing folks in Abuja Zaria, Kano and Kaduna too C’ain’t drink no beer cause they gon' try tuh shoot you down C’ain’t buy no poon-tang at the gin-drankin’ bar So I got me down on my knees knowin' I couldn't even sin N’halla’d Lord, Lord won’t you get me back to Lagos Town ! Well, I got that Boko Haram Blues Now I go on an’ take cover, with every back-fire I hear. I said I got me the Boko Haram Blues So I'll play mah old guitar, all night and day. |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 11:49am On Jul 22, 2012 |
Keep em coming guys. |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Sunofgod(m): 12:11pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
. . . + its a welcome distraction from our non-stop corruption. Lets BH continue to put on a show for 'Oyibo' people. They're watching . . . . |
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 1:14pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Sun of god: . . . + its a welcome distraction from our non-stop corruption.Dude's mouth is elastic. |
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