ShehuAba: Just 4 laffs bt na serious matter: Imagine urself in a burning house nd u av d opportunity of picking jst only 1 thing. Wich of d folowing wil u pick:
1- $50 million
2- ur certificates
3- ur mum
4- ur 5 year old son
5- ur dad
6- ur wife/husband
Guys pls b sincere nd try 2 give reasons 4 ur replies. 9ce tym guys.

money answereth all things... $50m can get a new certificate while sleep'n in ur house by doing online courses. Wife and son can be replaced only dat it wud be a bit emotional and as for dad/mum if i see there a bit old no p i wud take d money and run aftreall they've done deir own quota and enjoyed life to some extent, lemme enjoy mine. $50m dollar is abt ₦7B and if u spend ₦50,000 a day, u will spend ₦1B for the next 54yrs compared to ₦7B... Calculations noni

Zezeny,i mean d 1 dat u wl fill on u.i site asking u 4 d teller detailz

ShehuAba,i wl simply take d money,money answareth all tinx.

Guyz i have paid 4 d acceptance fee bt i ave nt confirmed it on dere site,hope i ave no problem.Plz i nid a very urgent reply.

Wolexi15: Zezeny,i mean d 1 dat u wl fill on u.i site asking u 4 d teller detailz

Can't u print it 2nite? Actually dere is no where it is been stated dat d printing will close on so so so date, buh I tink 2 be on a safer side, try nd print it 2dai.

Please help.i want geography course outline from first year to final year

Zezeny,tanx 4 dat reply nd anyway i've jest finished printing it.U've nt accepted ma 2go frnd request yet.

Wolexi15: Zezeny,tanx 4 dat reply nd anyway i've jest finished printing it.U've nt accepted ma 2go frnd request yet.

Don't worry I will accept it. I av a little pro wit my 2go login. Success.

MICOBIN: Please help.i want geography course outline from first year to final year

locate ur link from here http://socsc.ui.edu.ng/welcomegeo

Are u in 4 mathematics?

Evening pals,pls i nid d link 4 chemistry o,jess wanna know somethings about d course,someone shld pls help me out

BREAKING NEWS: UNILAG RELEASES 2012/2013 ADMISSION LIST

Wotz up Kayor. Sure, I'm in 4 Math. I hope u r cul. I also congratulate u. Any info or gist?

Nikkylight: Evening pals,pls i nid d link 4 chemistry o,jess wanna know somethings about d course,someone shld pls help me out

there you have it
http://sci.ui.edu.ng/chemwelcome

@Akby,please I want the courses 4 pharmacy. Thanks.

Any pharmacist to be in the house! Add me on 2go olagoke107. U are divinely blessed!

don_matt:
i said it earlier that most educationist might be referred to affiliates and if u gt this please dont panic, cos ur cert. there will still carry university of ibadan cert. and there affiliate school is St. Augustine Akoka

okay don matt tanx but how am i meant 2 confirm dat.2 know if its rily true pls help out okay luv u all.

Zezeny, akby n all pharmacy applicants,do u guys hv bb's so I cn gv u my pin n we cn chat easier n more frequently?

ruka15: Zezeny, akby n all pharmacy applicants,do u guys hv bb's so I cn gv u my pin n we cn chat easier n more frequently?

Yeah... Post ur pin, so I can add u

ShehuAba: Just 4 laffs bt na serious matter: Imagine urself in a burning house nd u av d opportunity of picking jst only 1 thing. Wich of d folowing wil u pick:
1- $50 million
2- ur certificates
3- ur mum
4- ur 5 year old son
5- ur dad
6- ur wife/husband
Guys pls b sincere nd try 2 give reasons 4 ur replies. 9ce tym guys.

guy i will pick my certifi cos with dis certi i can still av more dan $50 million can remarry 2 get a new child lolz

Guys let drop our bb pin so we can communicate better nd easier regardless of our course of study...... d̶̲̥̅̊ɪ̣̝̇ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇ ı̣̣̣S̤̥̈̊ m̶̲̥̅̊Y̶̲̥̅̊ pin;21d36058...

don_matt:
I think they do provided u ve a good result

Thank u

Hello nairalanders pls is there anytin like foundation programz in UI I mean pedegree or diploma?pls if there isi nid more detail abou it.thnks

aragbs4real05: Hello nairalanders pls is there anytin like foundation programz in UI I mean pedegree or diploma?pls if there isi nid more detail abou it.thnks

ui isnt unilag..ui isnt doing foundatn program&ui is nt also doing pre-degree they call it bridge link which is nt approved by d schl senate for admissn so i can call it a coachin centre.ui is doing diploma bt nt advisable to do it cos it is nt wel recognise by dsame schl dat runs d program nt to talk of takin it to anoda schl for DE admissn.d only way of gettin ui admissn is 4 u to buy jamb form or get DCL form

ruka15: @Akby,please I want the courses 4 pharmacy. Thanks.

not available on their site but this helps
http://pharm.ui.edu.ng/welcomepharm

ruka15: Zezeny, akby n all pharmacy applicants,do u guys hv bb's so I cn gv u my pin n we cn chat easier n more frequently?

oops.. Not dat a BB freak

akby, drop d course outline for dentistry and dental surgery

• U dey do opening prayer 4 Night club....(Na God go slap ur
mouth).
• U come Facebook dey find true love...(u go see love run).
• U come back from dubai dey form British accent....(Na rat go chop
ur mouth)
• U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross - I am the Boss....(4
where na mumu)
• U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am....(Why u
no add yeast join am olodo).
• U no go university and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting....(Na
yeye dey worri u).
• U come dey try read this one...sjhshgshfldgdgfhsrkljdjflkjdl... .(ah
sorry 4 u).
• Dem wan inject u with HIV infected blood u come wear
condom....(mtch eeeew u dey mad)
• House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher...
(Hahahahaha.... u don die be that)
• U talk say Terry G music dey inspire u..... (unto which level na)
• U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.....(conti
nue u go soon see am)
• When pastor talk say "Do something crazy for the Lord" u come
carry church offering run.....(na who wan chase u)..
ABEG, ADD YOUR OWN!

World Most Funny & Bizarre Facts:
1. Coca-Cola was originally green
2. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
start with i.e A nd A
3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
4. There are 2 credit cards for every person in the United States
5. you can't kill yourself by holding your breathe
6. It's impossible to lick your elbow (Stop Smiling, Its very funny).
7. when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond
8. It's physically impossible forpigs to look up into the sky
9. If you sneeze too hard,you can fracture a rib,If you try to
suppress a sneeze,you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or
neck and Die
10. what do bullet proof vests,fire escapes,winshie ld wipers and
laser printers allhave in common?--All invented by women!!
12. The only food that doesn't spoil is Honey
13. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out
14. A snail can sleep for 3 years
15. All polar bears are left handed
16. Butterflies taste with theirfeet
17. Elephants are the only animals that can't Jump
18. On average,people fear spiders than they do fear Death
19. Electric Chair was invented by a Dentist
20. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand
21. The ants always falls over on its right side when intoxicated
22. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, 2 rats could have
over million descendants
23. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by700 times
24. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match (Matches
used in makingFire)
25. Most lipsticks contains fish scales

Lilly001: World Most Funny & Bizarre Facts:
1. Coca-Cola was originally green
2. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they
start with i.e A nd A
3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
4. There are 2 credit cards for every person in the United States
5. you can't kill yourself by holding your breathe
6. It's impossible to lick your elbow (Stop Smiling, Its very funny).
7. when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond
8. It's physically impossible forpigs to look up into the sky
9. If you sneeze too hard,you can fracture a rib,If you try to
suppress a sneeze,you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or
neck and Die
10. what do bullet proof vests,fire escapes,winshie ld wipers and
laser printers allhave in common?--All invented by women!!
12. The only food that doesn't spoil is Honey
13. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out
14. A snail can sleep for 3 years
15. All polar bears are left handed
16. Butterflies taste with theirfeet
17. Elephants are the only animals that can't Jump
18. On average,people fear spiders than they do fear Death
19. Electric Chair was invented by a Dentist
20. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand
21. The ants always falls over on its right side when intoxicated
22. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, 2 rats could have
over million descendants
23. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by700 times
24. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match (Matches
used in makingFire)
25. Most lipsticks contains fish scales

Number 10 is very wrong, the wind shield wiper was invented by Robert Kearn in 1963, that I am sure of. I saw that in a movie, "Flash Of Genius". I just wonder how many more of ur facts are probably wrong. Just saying tho. #okbye

tufe:

Number 10 is very wrong, the wind shield wiper was invented by Robert Kearn in 1963, that I am sure of. I saw that in a movie, "Flash Of Genius". I just wonder how many more of ur facts are probably wrong. Just saying tho. #okbye

Mary anderson invented d 1st windshield wiper in 1903 but later on Robert kearn invented d d 1st intermittent windshield wiper in 1963 by improving on d1 made by Mary which is beta

Lewis was in a taxi chatting
with his
friend on facebook
and
suddenly he discovered that
the man sitting beside him was reading his conversation.
Since he did not want to
embarrass
the man,
He decided 2change the
topic of the chat;" Abeg oga, please
tell Kabiru
Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that
I only took two of the bombs
we
just manufactured for this
operation.
Let them
know
as well that I may find it
difficult to get to the
target place before the
bombs explode because there
is
terrible
traffic jam now but
nevertheless,
I am sure casualty figure will
be
high since we
are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the
traffic will be affected too. We
have less than
3minutes for the bomb to go
off
bye bye and take care of my parents and
siblings as
agreed". The Man, without
allowing the taxi to
stop quickly
opened the taxi door and jumped
out.