A woman was pregnant wit triplets.One day she goes into dis bank as it was being attacked by robbers.She got shot 3 times in her stomach but luckily she survived.She goes to her doctor who tell her her children wil b all right and dat one day d bullets wil com out.So 13yrs later,one triplet,a girl,runs out of d bathroom and says"MOM!MOM!I was going to d bathroom and a bullet came out!So d mother tells her d story.D nxt day d second daughter comes out shoutin and says d same tin."MOM!I was going to d bathroom and a bullet came out." On d 3rd day d son runs out wit a puzzled look on his face and scared shouting."MOM!MOM!MOM!" mother cuts him short saying"let me guess,u were goin to d bathroom and a bullet came out?"He replies"No,i was jerking off and i shot d dog."

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