A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her
and speaks in a clear voice.

"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want
a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it",
he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and
she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and
slowly increases the speed to 55 mph. He pushes his luck. "I want the
house," he says insistently. Up to 60 mph.

"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And,"

He says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes
him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got
everything I need." she says.

"Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and
smiles.

, "The airbag.",

Never under estimate how a woman thinks.

A woman was having her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

"Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.

"Could I borrow that dog?"

"Get in line."

Im lmao.

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ni pray sey eror no folow dis smile ooo

Lolabbey:

ni pray sey eror no folow dis smile ooo

I woulda thot that was a laugh and THIS is the smile?