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Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by hardbody: 1:51pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Sagamite: Bros your own don too much, haba. Cut us a slack abeg, we are turning everything to e-channels now. do u guys have e-arrests and e-detentions in your part of the world ![]() |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Sagamite(m): 2:06pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
hardbody: Ah, sorry Sir! We no get o. I no know sha. So NPL is just trying to be the leader in innovation. Now I get it. ![]() |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by chucky234(m): 2:11pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
New email to fight crime, do they fight crime or breed crime? I laughing those that are hoping to get response from that email,before their replies hit your inbox robbers would have left you with mighty bruises. |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
faithin9ja: henrychubayo: Both of you put your thinking caps on: If peradventure you are attacked or witnessing an attack by armed robbers, will you be thinking about how to compose and send an email? Even if you send your email, who is going to read it? Is the reader in a central location? How then does he propagate your information to the right quarters? How many people in Nigeria can actually write in English? Nairaland alone is witness to the horrible constructions that some people put together as 'English sentences' From the recieved emails, how can the police immediately ascertain if the writer is telling the truth? I only have one brain, if God wanted me to think for both of you, he would have given me two extra brains....Wise UP! |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by touchmehard: 2:49pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Pakavy: yeah,besides hw many pple know hw 2 use d internet dat is if they have access 2 itThe few that know how to use d Internet would use the option, while those that don't know how to use it would use d phone number option (someone just said d phone numbers have earlier been released). My dea, the fact that some people don't know how to usebd e-mail is not enough reason for this development to be criticized. Moreso, pictures of crime scenes and photographs of suspects can be forwarded to d police via this e-mail address. Let us see d positive side of things for once plzzzzzz |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by poweredcom(m): 2:52pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Nice one clap for nigerian police umm I think I will add dem to some porn site mailing list lol the guy behind the email go like am weller receiving those email and jerking off while he is suppose to do his duty lmfao |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Okijajuju1(m): 2:57pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
What a classic person move.... ![]() Do these people seek to insult our intelligence or what?!! So If I am being chased on the express road by armed robbers with AK-47, they expect me to be typing an e-mail to request for help?! Abi if I am witnessing a crime, I should send them an Email.... Is this the 24hrs toll free 911 alternative?! ![]() Okay... Let them also give us the Police Blackberry Pin and Tweeter handle as well... What a useless country.. Its times like this that I remember why we are yet to progress... The truth is that our leaders are so old, product of a failed society and educational system and are very very Y2K uncompliant... I would be expecting to hear that the Nigerian Police has signed an agreement with all the Telecoms companies to set up a shortcode 24hr (police, ambulance and fire service)emergency service line, that they have also fitted all the police patrol cars with radios (that work) and that every police man is now issued a patrol radio thats hooked to a dedicated frequency where they can hear the chit chats and get called instantly... Like I am so fhucking pissed I just slapped my secretary for the hell of it... FHUCK THE NIGERIAN POLICE ![]() Okija Juju... Only the gods can save us |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Afam4eva(m): 2:59pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Okija_juju: What a classic person move....If you're being chased down by robbers, just run to the nearest cyber cafe and send an email and they will reply you in less than a week and that's after you must have been robbed and probably rapedd. Naija, i hail. |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Sagamite(m): 3:00pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
afam4eva: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Bolarge1(m): 3:00pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Chanchit: Thank you, we need phone no's too, so we won't have to come to the station and buy petrol inside ur car, before u follow us to arrest someone... If there's an active phone no's, even the police would knw they are workin', i saw a woman that chased her house boy of arnd 10-11yrs old out of the house, telling him to go away, for stealing after serious beating, the neighbors were pleading, bt d woman was adamant... I was rushing offf to somewhere, besides if i should go to the police station, i would have to pay a fee, before they follow me, i should be able to kal the police frm the comfort of my room to pick that woman up, for child trafficking/labour.... EVEN IF YOU HAVE THEIR PHONE NSO WHATS THE GUARANTEE THAT THEY WILL HONOUR UR CALL, WHEN THEY DONT ALWAYS HAVE FUEL IN THEIR VEHICLES OR THEY ARE ALWAYS NOT TO HAVE EATEN FOR 3 DAYS.
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Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Revolva(m): 3:10pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Okija_juju: What a classic person move.... Haha bro you said it all three words #FuckThePolice |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Okijajuju1(m): 3:16pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
afam4eva: You know the one wey dey pain pass?!! We know the darn Police.. How many police stations have a common Personal Computer talkless of the Internet?! Like who are these idiots fooling?! Do you know that in almost every Police Station in Rivers State, if you want a Police Character report or Police Clearance, ther is a dedicated business center person with these out dated Microsoft Dos computers that still uses Diskettes there that you have to pay to get your report done?!! And these are the same people we are supposed to send an e-mail to?! Let me guess, the I.G will come with his Starcomms modem in the morning and conncet it to his computer then check his inbox and dispatch police men to the trouble areas abi?! Like seriously!! Fhuck the Police.. These fools should stop fhucking with our minds, we aint fools |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Sagamite(m): 3:21pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Okija_juju: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As I have always said, Nigeria has no Police force, we have a Banditry force. |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Okijajuju1(m): 3:25pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Infact, LETS all draft an email and send to them... I am soliciting we all draft e-mails to them and post a copy on here for us all to see.... Who will start the Police stinker thread?! |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Afam4eva(m): 3:26pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Okija_juju: Infact,Supported. |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Stallion77(f): 3:29pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
We are watching...God is watching. |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by mikey2fin: 3:32pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Email address to fight Crime? What about people who don't have access to internet? Nigeria, Una toooooo Much!!! |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by lakesider(m): 3:40pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Nigeria police are senseless, y is dis e mail so long dat it can't be cramed easily. Its only in nigeria an emergency no is an eleven digit number. |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by 1025: 3:47pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
which crime and which police? nigerian crimes and criminals are too open for anyone to ask us to send emails. from aso rock to the last politician in nigeria are crimes and criminals so why are u asking us to send u emails. ok, i will send u email that wife did not put meat in the soup she gave me? the last time i checked, blind men were not allowed to lead blind men. inside our police stations, crimes are sleeping with crimes. is it not important that police clean itself of crimes before looking elsewhere. a police prosecutor takes money from u to appear in court on a case day. they make justice too expensive for the poor and u want us to send u email to fight u. police's second name is crime. |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by stillme(m): 4:57pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
jackbauersballs: Haha... What is your point? Must every good steps taken towards development be condemned? In which ever way,as a good citizen you are to contribute to development of the country not to make a bad govt worse by condemning good govt policy. |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by stillme(m): 5:08pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
mikey2fin: Email address to fight Crime? What about people who don't have access to internet? Nigeria, Una toooooo Much!!! Hahaa,email address is not the only avenue to reach police,it is just one of the means. Illiterates can use other means to reach police. Not that you don't have brain,you have but you failed to use it. Next time when u see a thread like this,dnt rush to comment. Think first. |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Ucheosefoh(m): 5:37pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
billante: Those asking of phone numbers! That has been provided some weeks back...it is some where here on nairaland! Search for it.de number is de IG's phone number. U want to me tell dat if armed robbers are robbing a bank at Onitsha I will be calling police IG wey dey Abuja, they should provide de numbers of police stations at the cities and towns they are located at |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by AngelofValor: 5:56pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
touch_me_hard: Ok o, we go try am sha. Welldone! Next topic abeg. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by isaco(m): 6:09pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
jackbauersballs: Haha...police officers are now more enlightened and educated than you. |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Which brings the question, HOW do people summon police today in naija? Say you witness a robbery going down? Is there an emergency number in Naija? |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by henrychubayo: 7:01pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
jackbauersballs:May be you think you are wise but i can't see it. Are you such a little brain that you forgot to know that the police have phone numbers for contacts. Is your brain so weak to know that some report can not be send on the phone. Before now, have there been any way to send a large report other than to buy a plain sheet of paper and write it down manually? Do you have a weak brain that you fall to know that locally, the police have contacts nos in case of emergency but your foolish brain could write the number or take it off head. I still hold the number of general PPRO of the police and the PPRO in my state who respond immediatly when contacted which is always call for the general public on every tuesday radio nigeria but you brain is slow to capture it. I don't like talking to foolish, unreasonable humans who fall to understand things the right way. You don't know anything about progress and development and you need to learn it. If you can't understand the reason why this email was given, then you must review your primary school studies cause that is the origin of the problem. Learn how to think, learn, understand and analyze so that you could be more productive to nigeria. So technically, your brain need to be fixed |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by netghost: 7:11pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
useless idiots ... so when armed robbers are banging on someones door .. he will quickly turn on his laptop then send them an E-mail... VICTIM: "Help armed robbers are banging on my door, should i open or wait for a patrol van".. with networks like MTN ... "Email sending failed" ARMED ROBBERS: "we know you are trying to send an email, mumu Phcn just took the light at the police station plus mtn is on strike.. u better open this door" |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by henrychubayo: 8:45pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
netghost: useless idiots ... so when armed robbers are banging on someones door .. he will quickly turn on his laptop then send them an E-mail...Do you know the meaning of email? Electronic mail. Have you used a post office to post an emergency mail to police? No. You use mail to report cases of gross misconduct by police or report areas or needed attention. The same is applicable here as This can only be used for large reports and not emergency. Have you forgotten that police have contact phone numbers even visibly writing on the vehicles according to the locality the patrol? In every country, the police have emails to report cases and issues of concerns and why would nigeria police own be a strange one. Guys plz do understand |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by netghost: 9:14pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
henrychubayo: Attending to the bolded first .. NO i dont , though i write software To the rest of your stated claims, i guess you belong to the class of Nigerians that still believe this country is one, oh well.. Talking about emergency numbers, u better get on your knees and pray you never need to call it.. if fuel is not available its no driver.. The scam in this country is beyond obvious and if you cant see it then you are obviously blind . Addressing the second bolded ... because we have more important issues to tackle, LIKE CORRUPTION WITHIN THE POLICE FORCE. Come to think of it who are we going to send the report to, the same corrupt police officers that extort innocent Nigerians far away from the police station they are assigned to so you cant trace them, or Armed robbers that dont hide their faces due to confidence and believe that the Nigeria Police cant and wont come around till the whole robbery is over. Telling me the Nigeria police now have an email for reporting crimes is a bigger joke than the Night of a thousand laughs |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by Ninilowo(m): 10:07pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
Na today? abegi...... |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by itoldu: 2:39am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Yimu |
Re: policemonitor@npf.gov.ng: E-mail To Fight Crime by fankasibe: 1:53pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
In America whr i come from, there is a central emergency number '911' which is very easy and effective but coming home to my Nigeria for d past 2year i see nothing of such.....big shame!! |
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