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Ladies Prayer Point by olawalebabs(m): 2:48pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
In a singles convention, a prayer point was raised "that singles should pray for their heart desires". A lady prayed, "Oh Lord, I don't want to marry a short man. Any short man that is coming my way I bound him by Holy Ghost fire! And there's this short man standing next to her, praying: “Oh Lord, I'm a short man but I'm a billionaire”. Immediately the lady heard the word 'billionaire', her prayer changed. She said, "Oh lord! is that your voice? Who am I to say no? I will marry the 'content' and ignore the 'container' |
Re: Ladies Prayer Point by bingbagbo(m): 3:07pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: F REMARKS: YOU HAVE NOT CHANGED PUNISHMENTS: 30 KOBOKO LASHES ![]() |
Re: Ladies Prayer Point by olawalebabs(m): 3:22pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: FBin, you still dey? Walahi, I don forget you. This my yoke don get bad market, for the first person to comment (Bin) na real bad marketer, just be like say make 2 Baba dey sell contraceptive. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Ladies Prayer Point by Nobody: 12:26am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Senseless yoke |
Re: Ladies Prayer Point by toygod2: 5:39am On Jul 25, 2012 |
Bin, you still dey? Walahi, I don forget you. This my yoke don get bad market, for the first person to comment (Bin) na real bad marketer, just be like say make 2 Baba dey sell contraceptive. grin grin grin grin Funny reply.......i don ova-laff ooooooo |
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