Our Dear Friend on Nairaland,
We are here to appeal to our friends on Nairaland to show understanding with us. Ever since when one of the greatest enemies of oga reveal our activities on the Internet to the general public things have not been easy with our group. We have been under pressure to boost oga image and save him from daily embarrassment arising from his incapability. We always agree with your position that image can only be built on integrity which is clear to our group that oga lack. Apart from the official 40 laptops member, we have sympathizers group; this group is not officially commission. They don’t get pay like us, but they want oga to be there dead or alive because they believe that this is the turn of their people. The other groups are the sons and daughters of Nigeria politicians who their parents are getting the benefit from oga.
Since the beginning of this task, we cannot claim ignorance of effort of smart people on Nairaland and Sahara reporters. These are people who we started the race together to raise our voice against bad government before we sold our mind to the devil. Even though, we smile to the bank on a regular basis our mind is heavy, and our conscience is no longer at ease. But what can we do, we need to survive, we need to belong, our families need food, and this is what is presently available.
Our performance are evaluated based on the number of post we make in a day, the number of oga enemy we can destroy their image and how brilliant our ideal to cover up lie of government that is exposed. This is not an easy job, our work goal is very clear; it is absolute loyalty to oga and madam. It is never in doubt that oga and madam are an embarrassment to Nigeria. The more we try to get out of one mess the more oga and madam bring in more embarrassment to us. Madam in the recent time is even making things difficult for the group based on the simple reason that oga is not man enough to tell madam to stop running her mouth in the public. We know oga lack the leadership quality to take Nigeria to the promising land, but that is where our food is coming from.
Our friends on nairaland, we share in your pains; we appreciate your position, and we are convinced that all your angers against oga jona are justified. We fought Abacha and all the previous bad government together before we sold our conscience to the devil. We know, after this assignment our voice will be dead; nobody will take us serious on important national issue again. Those who align with Abacha yesterday are now history; our case may not be an exception. We pray that after this assignment, we will still find favor with God, and the poor masses of Nigeria.
From: Dept of 40 Laptop Operations

i'm sure the laptops assigned to religion section are more than 40.

Wtf is this one talking about?

Okay

I dey laf o, see wetin Gbawe, kobo and co don cause

Can someone summarize the shit ?

Billyonaire: Can someone summarize the shit ?

Do I smell something?

A case of "many a true word is spoken in jest".

@OP

I feel you ojare. It must suck , even with lavish pay and rewards, to continue attempting to portray a perpetual screw-up as "fresh air" when daily actions from team GEJ only show callous opportunists who are as corrupt and as inept as they come.

jamace: Do I smell something?

Yes, you did perfectly. By their friut you shall know them.

OP: Can't stop laughing. Thanks for the post (everyone know you were right on point).

Spam! They know the numbers because they are the 40 and should stop disturbing us with their childish posts.

tpia@:
i'm sure the laptops assigned to religion section are more than 40.

Of course, you are in charge of the foolish ones, remember?

Lol

I can't read all this,please summerize in two sentences