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The Bride Tells Her Husband by kinglarry(m): 4:19pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by kajad(m): 4:22pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
abi? |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by charlisco(m): 5:17pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
that girl must be sexually active |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by diddy4(m): 8:12pm On Apr 06, 2006 |
is that guy for real. 3 rounds and his yelling, shiiiiittt, thats so gay. he should stop complaining and fu*k jo. |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by spikelord(m): 12:13am On Apr 07, 2006 |
Haha. |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Efani(m): 12:19am On Apr 07, 2006 |
Diddy doesn't know where to put his prisoner lol He wants to in the guard not the prison |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by cloneu(m): 1:52pm On Apr 07, 2006 |
I hope he learn,that will teach hiim explain in detail next he's ask any question |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Bakassi: 3:08pm On Apr 07, 2006 |
Is it true? |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by kinglarry(m): 3:16pm On Apr 07, 2006 |
Bakassi: You wanna know? |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by diddy4(m): 7:44pm On Apr 07, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by xdos(m): 7:56pm On Apr 09, 2006 |
oh Larry ur too good, Love dat my lungs are bursting |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Zahymaka(m): 8:06pm On Apr 09, 2006 |
Nice one. Next time he'll tell her how many times the prisoner is supposed to be allowed to escape. |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Oracle(m): 2:33am On Apr 10, 2006 |
Believe me i couldn't stop laughing what a prisoner
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Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by larger20(m): 3:07am On Apr 10, 2006 |
this is so funny. I can see why no woman has replied. they cant stand to last this long, we men all fantasize this but its not really easy to Bleep a girl for hours. |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by kellygirl(f): 8:46am On Apr 24, 2006 |
i love dat woman |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by belloti(m): 12:51pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
Next Time he should tell her the prisoner is on parole. |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by doshbass(m): 3:39pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
The husband might need a helping hand |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Zahymaka(m): 4:54pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
doshbass: From the looks of things she's a natural nympho. I doubt you'd be able to meet the demand. |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by diddy4(m): 5:13pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
Zahymaka: let her try me. |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by O4real(m): 7:46pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
kingLarry Rocks!!! |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by kinglarry(m): 8:35pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
If I am the hunsband, ohhh God, |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by jaybaby(f): 11:40am On Oct 25, 2006 |
kinglarry --WHAT WILL YOU DO--PPLE ;LIKE YOU NA ONLY MOUTH 'EM GET |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by oge4real(f): 12:19pm On Oct 28, 2006 |
i don't blame the girl o!after a long time of denial.if na you nko? |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by daviespan(m): 12:44pm On Oct 28, 2006 |
kellygirl: and i you |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by jaybaby(f): 5:40pm On Oct 28, 2006 |
& u 2 MUMUSCO |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Alexos(m): 6:21pm On Oct 28, 2006 |
Damn funny! The prisoner need to stay in there unless more prisoners will be recruited oh! But for a first timer, thats awesome. |
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by dhikrah(f): 9:45am On Oct 29, 2006 |
what a rib-cracking joke! |
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