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Mom Nd Uncle Paul by Phiniter(m): 5:59pm On Dec 11, 2007 |
just listen to this "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" " No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay, Daddy, Just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy ." "And what happened, honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by topeteadr(m): 12:22am On Dec 12, 2007 |
My GOD. |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by tayo4me(f): 1:25am On Dec 12, 2007 |
nice one |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by gee2(m): 1:58am On Dec 12, 2007 |
@poster, na you be òbèlàngà wey sàbì xpose people secret, shey? if ddm ghost begin chase you nw, you go dey go buy wetin dem no send you. |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by adekennis(m): 9:48am On Dec 12, 2007 |
lol |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by funmeme(f): 2:12pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
funny uh uh uh |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by iwajay(m): 2:57pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
nice try |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by koolsasy(f): 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
lol, very funny |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by clemcykul(f): 3:32pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
dat gory and funny lol but then *thinks aloud* guess ill aalso have to be carefulll |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by robby1(m): 3:38pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
**concluding the story** then the man said to the girl "swimming pool? water, sorry but is this 0243987664 ?" |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by Neyoyo(m): 10:08pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
Serves them right |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by benjay1(m): 12:58am On Dec 14, 2007 |
I can't believe you guyz haven't watched the PART 2 of this nollywood movie titled Mom Nd Uncle Paul. The bobo landed with his parachute and sharply took off with his OKADA, Die for where,, Na sharp guy, scratches head, wetin be that guy name wey act that film again self ? |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by Migines(m): 12:09pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
piccolo? |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by Phiniter(m): 7:17pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
Picco What??, he's name 's Migines |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by Migines(m): 7:22pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
U don wanna start dis. . . . trust me. |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by benjay1(m): 8:43pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
The battle line has already been drawn, Oya Migs blow im eye or else you don Bleep up. |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by MrTurkey(m): 11:52pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
urrggghhh, sick |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by Phiniter(m): 8:35pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
of Malaria of the brain |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by benjay1(m): 3:06pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
@Mr Fowl and Phiniter I hope it aint me you guyz are referrin to ? |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Dec 24, 2007 |
turkey 2morrow is just some hours away, ur downfall is near * whistling aloud * |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by topeteadr(m): 10:33am On Dec 24, 2007 |
Yeah tomorrow is the d-day. |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by clemcykul(f): 11:58am On Dec 24, 2007 |
sure! hahhahhhah hmmmm i dont know how to have my turkey prepared, grilled, fried, stuffed and sizling in a fry pan, or even as pepper soup, so many ways of preparing my turkey! phew cant wait to lay my teeth on you! |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by saucekid(m): 1:41pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
gets gun,knives and every other killing weapon ready mr.turkey is going down. . . . pronto by 0700hrs |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by tysolo(m): 2:46pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
O! my God, thats funny. |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by topeteadr(m): 2:58pm On Dec 24, 2007 |
Yum yum yum. Tomorrow is going to be tough. The turks are going down. |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by ituen(m): 6:26am On Dec 26, 2007 |
wat happend to goats n chickens? |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by Migines(m): 6:52am On Dec 26, 2007 |
D chickens had their laps on a platter of rice. |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by ituen(m): 7:21am On Dec 26, 2007 |
i'm tired of chicken. Looking for ram and grasscutter |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by tjtj1(m): 7:34am On Dec 26, 2007 |
Wait i seen this somewhere before. okay i remember now. nice remix anyways almost got me confused |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by Phiniter(m): 9:23am On Dec 27, 2007 |
Mr. Turkey's fled into hidin, for your infos, he's under my bed right now even though I draged im nd put im in the ban, well I locked it so you guys cant get im |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by clemcykul(f): 9:53am On Dec 27, 2007 |
XMAS is over now *goes off to the loo to sh!*t out Turkey * |
Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by ituen(m): 7:01am On Dec 28, 2007 |
Turkey man had better hide till the 3rd of next yr else. . . . . . aint got enof rams to slaughter. Been looking for gizzards |
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