topsam1:


Na graduate I knw (B.Sc) 120k. Level 8

Thanks brother

siie:
I'm sure you dn't even understand the post ..If u do, how did she got pregnant??

Through artificial insemination

siie:
Try to read the post first b4 typing rubbish.

It seems yo one of em man

Good morning all, please who has an idea about how much the Nigerian immigration pays a ssce holder?

JigsawKillah:
Sunday Night Robbery

JIGS X FUNMIBI



it's a sunday night, the rain was drizzling

my girl cooked noodles, the dame was sizzling

she wore bum shorts, the same ol' seasoning

then I got a call, that the game was leaving me

black jeans on, sand shoes on

got my black shirt on, before the band moves on

time was slow like a sad blues song
the scene is scary, we've got bad dudes on

I hit the meet up, they gave me a shottie
with a dozen shells in case we gotta drop a body

then we lit up blunts, and smoked in the lobby

I oiled my tool, shooting is a hobby

then we got dressed, heavy bags yet
hung from my shoulder, and it's empty at then

things went wrong when they said the address

we've gotta hit a dome and somebody's home

a family's home, kids and wifey, a father

I careless for the man, try me, I'm harder

but I get messed up when I see kids crying

my fingers itchy, a little resistance and clips flying

my heart skips a beat, I'm sweating, I'm nervous

should've switched off my phone and dragged my girl to service

I called my cuz Funmibi for some advise he dropping me

told him my story, and I'm close to going insane on this Sunday night robbery
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My day wasn't fun been thinking cos i mustn't run

From the fact that I'm part Saint part demon

Hell way is where I'm coming from

Raised a baptist I'm good with the hymn books

Same me the sharp shooter the expert with the big tools

Knife game i ace that

Stab stab stab below the belly button then twist before pulling the blade back

Stuck between good and evil

I could just shoot a cripple

Maybe for his cash or maybe for a cripple i could just shoot a man with the cash
Damn! I'm losing it wish my relatives could help

It's not that simple but maybe some sedatives would help

Reluctant to go get the bottle

Looking at my gal sleeping she won't let a bro get the cuddle

Is aiiii...minutes later phone rings who's calling?l

Jigs!!! Yo cuz! Its late yo

I can hear Police chatter all over the radio

He said listen I'm in a tight corner

I careless about dropping the pa but I'm not a wife gunner

The kids crying

They keep eyeing

They so small a single punch gon leave they teeth flying

Calm down cuz! Grab the pa to the inner room

On some killer move

But no molesting
Leave him guessing what you gon do to his fam

If he resists walk straight to where the fams at grab the last son

If he screams! Good shit if he doesn't..drag on

Check on the pa how high is the hearts racing

If he begs good shit if he spits let em gatz blazing

Fore you squeeze wait till he reconsider

Does he care for a cigar

If he does good shit if he doesn't call the fam to witness the close kill

if he closes his eyes good shit if he doesn't don't squeeze hold still

Let his son do the killing help him aim right

Recoil the chamber point steady kneel so u both can have the same height

If he begs good shit if he doesn't waste him

But remember we need the cash and the cops are 10 blocks away and the sirens wailing

Phone beeps Battery low be smart avoid..jailing
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what the heck! but that was all I was getting

pocketed my phone, palms they been sweating

mind made up, arms I'm caressing

yo fellas. . . let's get this work! 

then we burst in, checked every purse

everybody better keep still or shells will spurt

we just gotta pick some shillings, then reverse

anybody who can't keep still, the gent we murk

paper, paper! told the pops lead the way

heard my man tell a kid that he could pray

hurry up mother eff - sirens be closer

I pressed the gun to his back, mind might be colder

the Fun effect, I'm fûcking deaf to kids whimpering

you dumb reject! hurry up before the gun ejects

whipped his back with the tool, he falls and wept

felt like I woke up with Eva by my side, and we had morning sex

move or it's your wife you'd be mourning next

interesting how I'd make her die a boring death

he kept mum and went, brought thousand bills from a cupboard

so much money! I really wanna take it all!

Heard tires squealing outside, police maybe

Rapid shots, a dying scream cut short: my Homie's JB

The whole crib shaking, kids crying loudly

The whole situation, clips flying, shouting

I've gotta get out, into the kitchen feels smartest

Unbolted the back door and ran into darkness

Shots from different guns kept ringing

I turned back none was behind, I'd left singly

They dumb niggas! These shotties can't stand rifles

Would never had went if I'd known they were suicidal

Screw that! Escape on my mind, I jet into the streets

Ran with my eyes backward until I fell into a ditch

Broke a few bones, lost my phone, my tools, what is wrong with me?

What else could go wrong on this sunday night robbery

Fucking dope

[color=#000000][/color] it's okay

SmokingGunZ:



If you on 2go and you don't know smokingguns, you either a newbie or you wack. :/

Fucker

SmokingGunZ:

dj5naira is still alive? Your lines were one of the first I read on nl. I remember using of some of em lines in 2go.

hehe____where do u rep there?

*LIGHT* *MY* *PATH*

I'm not afraid of the dark
not afraid of what i can't see
find a fire and light a spark
make all my shadows flee
paralyse my fears...I'm still
search inside with dares....to find the will
to move upward on my own....in sill
I oppose impedes with wrathful frown... and rill
my impotent of thoughts at stillbirth,not in form....at gestation the got killed
inside myself,there's a door
the way to light that u go for
too deep...below a flaw
a strange shadow behind me with claws
he walks with me through the darkness..
look upon for adversaries,but at a point there are mark less..
I need not to be timid of what lies ahead
I need not to feel the dread
I need not to be afraid of the future
take 'em of all measure
'cause I've got a light and Redeemer
he's the way,my sight and achiever
he's my strength,might and believer
I grace for him till my years are done
with JESUS with me all my fears are gone
HE LIGHTS MY PATH......

dj5naira:

Tonsillitis

perhaps...

*HOLDS* *THE* *MIC* ____ *CLEARS* *THROAT*
I spit lyrics that strides through fogs,they barely get quenched........ when it flames glow//I bring depression on adversaries when matched....... it's best u put ya game low//my lines are well "sketched"......... with "plans" to make a rival's "pain grow//leaving 'em mentally stretched.......with thoughts,and attend as their brain blows//

I hit a stroke in ya chest//squeeze ya neck....... choking ya breath//I get u strangled with a noose and wrecks......thrust a poke in ya face//leaving u bruised to death...... while ya soul suffer burns as i evoke in a blaze//

watch as shôts knöcks ur mólars to where ur in-sciccors are,from my hōt gløcks....... when i pull it with my finger-two//Gottoboy!!! if they say u're "good".....then it's a hype behind ya "döings//cause I've known u as a "chewiñg//prolly the reason i wan "giñger you//

I don't go ease or tease on peeps//and my lyrics don't appease neither make peace.......it leaves føes with whips//ur bars ain't energetic//they're "worked out in fatigue"...... cause ya spits are calorific//so it's me u "reverend" at.......cause my ways are documented like the doctrines of catholics//

I spit bûllëts that guñ lads//a Sâddām inspired with grénädë bars....... I'm here to tērrōrize and bömb cåts//my styles like getting a whôre.......u gòtta çûm hárd//So i don't skip flesh for bônes.....i crush both solely.......it's best u quit before i down gáts//
Nice to be hear_____n'landers are drügs..
PEACE!!