I miss Trump.

In light of the news, Trump would have first tweeted that, they are stupíd and then address the issue in subsequent tweets. But the initial insult will enable the tweet go viral and be a topic of another matter.

Boring first half.

We need atleast a goal from either side to spark up the game. Chelsea seems dominating but the Citizens defense is impregnable — we need a goal from either side to ruin the loosing side strategy and reformation, so we bring life to game.

One thing about Tuchel's Chelsea is the lads combatitive mentally is unpredictable; you might underestimate them but they take on the game with great intensity. So, Tuchel knows what he is talking about.

Forget about marriage, keep her at arms length while you focus on your goals. Do not promise her marriage as this situation is dicey and one way street for her, meaning; you are her last hope to escaping the spinsterhood with her depreciating sexual market value.

Be honest and NEVER promise her false hope. Let her go do her youth service and not wait for you, she may get a job before you. That will help both of you. And when your service is due and done. You can join her in the labour market or set yourself up and learn to acccomodate each other with little finance before you both start discussing marriage.

Do not rush into unforeseen mistakes because of age related issues and unverificable love. Trust me, you might get married without money and inevitably get tossed aside the minute you fail to provide as a man and then you will begin to wonder where is the love she has for you?

If push comes to shove, meaning she has a better frame than you or control strategy over you. Get her pregnant and make her your loyal baby mama. But be responsible and always provide the little you can.


The point is avoid marriage when you not financially bouyant.

It's only wise for man u to cash out on him. Lingard has proven to be a solid mid table star like the likes of Zaha and Lukaku.

These set of players can hadly compete for a place with their mates on a top flight team — this is so because, a lot is always required from them. For instance; Arsenal's Abumayang has always been in consistent form until this season that he has been struggling. But the moment he goes to a mid table club, he will be their Messi. Anthony Martial is currently experiencing the same fate. These players must be consistently reliable when needed otherwise, they will struggle to hold down a place in a top flight team.

Zaha seems like Crystal Palace's Salah but wait until he goes to a top flight club where consistently will be demanded.

So, Man u should cash out big on him now that he is at his peak. I trust Chelsea's Marina, that woman will send West ham Chelsea's bank account number sharp sharp because she understands this part of football business.

Who cares?

If they don't pardon us.Our corrupt leaders are specialist at being assh0le, we would keep fúcking up our economy with multiple dollar rates. Shout out to Emefile and our minister of Economy, they know how to fúck shít up and cry out about looming inflation and opt for devaluation and more Quatitative Easing.

So, tell me why should we give a flying fúck about IMF not writing away our debts when we know how to fúck shit up because we have the population.

First of all. I would review and implement the increment of salary of every security personnel from lowest rank of the police to the highest rank in the military and para-military.

2 - Get them improvised equipments, Armoury and and Firearms to fight insecurity.

3 - Body camera would be attached to every police officer uniform like that of the U.S. police.

4 - Set up a monitoring team to check mate the excesses of the police — To police the police.


The second phase

1 - Set up a committee of mediators to address and calm the inter-ethnic unrest involving the herdsmen and all affected states.

2 - Keep fighting Boko Haram till they non-existent.

3 - Handsomely reward whistle blowers of crimes such as kidnap, banditary, fraud, Arson, Espionage, Terrorism etc.

4 - Actively engage the Obas, Emirs, Igwes and other traditional rulers to be amongst the mediators of inter-tribal/ethnic conflicts resolution.

Frankly, Everything I have highlighted needs money to make it work; sadly our budget is in the deficit to make these my plans work and even if we had surplus budget for the country security — what about the greed in the POLITICIALS?

I hate Democracy. Socrates first said Democracy is crap. The Athenians put him to death so here we are suffering from ignorance.

Never really looked for a job. Thanks to the moniker 'Lucky4real28' from way back.

One thing I have come to realize is; when a Nairalander intends to sign up their very first account, the individual uses his name, nickname or something sensible and meaningful. But when they deactivate to start another account. You would be seeing funny monikers like:

Smellyanus
Bodyodour
EkelediliBuhari
Puzzynegr0
Richsatan
Lifeofairforce1
HungerBad
Fuckmewell
Orijin101
sweetsoup
egusisoup
born2fuck
Madgoat
Truckpusher
irunobo
mrcork
Iduwuogbo
Buygala
Lesbianboy
Born2eatpussy
Weedtaker
Mad cow
Brodapounds
BrodaEuro
Coconuthead
Okijajuju1
Onijagidijagan
Pussygotlips
ichidodo
Liedictector
Wailingwailers
Biafrabushboy
Bushyanus
Dickdastardly
irunobo
Friedplantain
Ishilove
Friedplantain
Yuzedo
Sexkillz
Ileke idi
Unibenstudent
Iyawitch
Feedmemore
Fuckmelord
Imsuboy
5minsofmadness
Boiledplantain
UselessGoat
yabaleft
mosquitolaps
DICKtator

And many more funny monikers.

Majority of people who come up with these bizarre names are guys and if want to see more, take a scroll to the Olosho thread. Funny new monikers always gets created to either troll or disguise.

leo047:
How can you buy the dip when you’re already all in 100%? I’m running out of things to sell here. �

Next time, do not buy dip until you confirm "consolidating" green candle at the end of seemingly bullish day after the bearish days.

You would have saved your money and not fall for the "buy the dip" soothsayers/false prophets. And I can 100% confirm to you that 90% of analysts here are WACK and don't have it figured out.

Come to think of it. You mean no analyst here saw this bearish b t c season for you and others to have gotten caught up in it. Oh no... We only have anylysts here for BULLISH days and not for BEARISH days. Funny huh.

This post was/is totally unnecessary. You basically teaching guys to pedestalize women they intend laying or starting a relationship with.
— That is a simp move!

WhatsApp or any other social media for communication should solely be used for logistic purpose.

As a real man with balls, You get to interact with a lady face to face and not try to gauge her interest or disinterest in you via chat.

Ask her out on a date, so you both can go verbally express yourselves. No one takes chatting as serious as physical interaction. You both need to get into each other's head via a mental/verbal intercourse, NOT chat! After the the introduction phase or probably getting laid phase had been completed then you can begin to chat her up via whatsapp to show commitment.

Love just doesn't happen like that. They have been together covertly even before the elder brother's demise.

I have also thought about it until I figured the answer in physics.

2 reasons:


1 - The law of inertial: whatever that is set in motion, stays in motion except the force of acceleration is applied to it to give the object more momentum.

When the ball is already in motion from the cross, it's in motion already and so nodding it gives it more acceleration to a new direction of a low/higher trajectory.

Even the best of all keepers can NEVER be in two places at a time because that's the only way to figure out the direction and catch the ball (but what about the new momentum), Still not possible even if two keepers are in that post.

This is why John Terry is still well respected for nodding out that ball against Barca.


2 - Speed calculation: A keeper always calculate/estimate the intensity of speed a ball travels for him to decide to either catch or punch the ball away. This is why many keepers are good at catching and parrying straight shots aimed at the post. But when you nod a ball, the keeper lacks the capacity to calculate the speed of how it started and to what direction it's headed.

This is also the reason wingers attackers like Messi, Ronaldo, Sallah etc scores some thrilling goals with shot from the wing side. The keeper often lacks the ability to calculate because the ball creates a curved motion instead of straight line.

Chelsea has to kill this game before the dying minutes of the second half otherwise Sheffield will surprise us.

They don't look like people who easily give up.

Switchman:
Please I Need Your Candid And Long Term Advise, I Am Presently Depressed And Out

This will be a lengthy one but I promise to summarize it as much as I can.

I met a lady in her late 30s 18months ago through an online friend. I was working in Lagos while she was based and working in Abuja.

We chatted for a while before she volunteered to come to Lagos for a visit over the weekend which doesn't seem a bad idea to me cos I believed seeing in person is better than 1 million pictures.

Due to her age and desperation, we met and she liked what she saw in me and intensive talks began on how I can relocate to Abuja and get better job. I actually haven't been to Abuja so I was excited to take that move with the hope of becoming a better person and getting a better job.

I resigned from my job due to some issues as at that time which could had been managed but so I can have more time to visit and see how things are in Abuja before making my final preparation to relocate. She supports financially during those time while I use my car for ehailing business pending when I will finally relocate.

Covid 19 lock down came and all plans were halted due to restrictions on vehicular movements. Fast forward to November last year I made final plans and I agreed to finally relocate but on the conditions that we will need to get a new apartment cos I don't want to move in with her to her former apartment which was a one room self contain, we got a 1 bedroom apartment and I moved in with her. She owns 90% stake on the expenses incurred but in the spirit of hope for a better job, I will upgrade the apartment to have an equal stake in the home.

It's been 3 months now I have fully relocated and we have been cohabiting but it's been hell for me and I just need help on how to get out of this mess I put myself. No job was forth coming and due to the fact that I am home always, I have been reduced to a house help cos I am the one doing the chores, cleaning the dishes and even my laundry though she pays for her own, so many other insults and atimes it's with exchanges of words before I can take a walk just to acclimatize myself with the terrains of the area.

It's really a bad experience for a man not to have a steady source of income cos in a twinkle of an eye the love will vanish.

I love the lifestyle of Abuja cos it is less stressful than Lagos and I will really like to get a good source of income so I can get my own apartment and be free from the shackles I put myself in the name of love.

I really need help now cos I know my days are numbered and it's a matter of time before she sends me packing cos I really don't have the right to the apartment. Please house, I need your candid advise on what to do and as always constructive criticism is allowed.

Thanks
Switchman

You have made series of SIMPlified mistakes along the line.

If she has money, the only way to get her to be humble is impregnate her turning her to your babymama(no marriage). She wouldn't want you to leave.

Play the lovey dovey script you started with her, if possible wash her undies till pregnancy is confirmed.

Or

Get back to lagos to continue your uber hustle. You could stay with a relative for some months to raise money to rent a self con; life continues.

But the lesson you should learn from this is; she is in her 30s — late for marriage because, she lacks good attitude to keep a man. You cannot save nor control her. It will only take an alpha with real money to make her submissive.

I honestly think Lampard should go take evening coaching tutorial from Tuchel or he goes for a coaching course in Germany.

Many folks don't realize it's not a wise thing to trade shítcoíns on bearish bitcòin days.

Soul food.

I love me some watermelon.

How far bra.

Na you dey supply them girls.

pocohantas:
Date?
I will marry him and be cooking his favourite food everyday. In fact, I will pay dowry to his people.

wise girl.

Atheist here.

Every girl have shown interest in has ended up wanting to turn the relationship to a lifelong situationship (marriage), i am always the one to flake out and to just allow the relationship fizzle away because marriage isn't for me (Babymama arrangement is the plan).

Anyways, majority of the brilliant girls have been with — seems to be interested in what your brain can do outside of using it to think about God non-existence. Except for the ignorant once who are from conservative homes and thinks once you against their belief then you are amoral or the Devil; heck, Devil don't exist too.

Drabeey:
Life of a man
Born to always take care of his sisters
Schooled like his sisters
He got good job like his sisters
His 100k , Her's 20k / month
His Tecn0 , Her I-phone
He married her and continued where her father stopped.
He must take care of his boys and girls
He may die young but say she's the landlady forever
God bless my mama
Maybe the future is female

Evolution is SAVAGE.

In the face of the reality of evolution; God should take a back seat and watch just how man deal with the social imbalance.

It's tough doing business in Nigeria.

Pleasant01:

now 53,937

Sad, You didn't relpy when I inquired your position yesterday. It was already late when you replied. I had already taken my profit for yesterday before the further crash. This is why i told you NOT to buy any dip.

When i figure out something for today, I would tag again but you gotta smart and FAST!


You essentially trying to outsmart the market by getting in the market 'first', take away your minimal profit and leave for the late comers to fight for a competitive spot and then crash the bull run. So you just have to be quick to trade whenever I give the signal.

Cc Pleasant01

Indicate by quoting me if you online and tell me what's the current b t c price from your end.

Pleasant01:
I'm being making losses/profits before but this one is just depressing... please help me if you can

B T C is currently nose diving and this is what you need to make up for your losses. Do NOT buy any dip. I REPEAT... Do NOT buy any dip. I would tag you along if I want to take my next profit.

I trade only b t c, So be ready when I tell you to buy.

johnoj24:
I have $1k in my spot wallet, is it possible to earn extra $200? cos I have been earning and at the same time losing, now I'm at lost.

Yes! It's possible to earn more or less than 200 dollars in 1 day or 3 days trading deligently and smartly.

I declined posting some information here after i realized just how horrible some folks are here, because of money.

The number one problem i keep seeing here over and over again is greed — and that is why you lose and win and lose again when you already won because you tend to go back into the bullish market, NOT knowing that, your previous decision to leave earlier was the smartest decision. Eventually you end up crashing with the market. Profit gone! Capital gone!

What is the cause of that? GREED


To confirm my answer your question once more, yes! it is possible to make 200 dollars with 1k consistently roughly within 1 - 3 days, but the secret is you will do AWAY with altcóins, that is where the bait to GREED is at.

Think about it.

Bitciòn is backed by USD and altcoíns is backed by bítcoin, this is why when b t c slump; other coiñs also takes a hit, no matter how bullish there were before, they go down with b t c until the market corrects itself. So what do I mean. Bitcoìn itself is what you should trade like altcòins.

I 'd stop here. but bearish REDS days are my days to make money because, technically, you all pack your money to me in the sense of 'buy the dip' — lol — there is more to crypto that what meets the eyes. You basically betting against other human emotions.

ASK yourself, can I really correctly predict other human behavior?

My brother, bottom line is yes, you can make that 200 dollars with your 1k but trade only bitcoìn but am not giving you any strategy, I have said enough for you to do your homework yourself.

Yesterday bitcoìn was bearish red but I made my target and ready to go for today's own.

Sometimes, why do I feel, all these extra activities is done by their family members or closest friends and the media begins to say it their fans. Which fan is so jobless till the extent of bankrolling a bill board for her?

Erica reputation/image in the public isnt too bright compared to her other bbn mates so she or her associations will pull this stunt just to redeem a good image of her to the media.

She might be the one bank rolling this.