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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 22nd December 2024 by A305: 2:32pm On Dec 22, 2024
Sean Dych instructed his players to strictly defend and pack the bus against Arsenal 2 weeks ago. It's will be the same strategy with Chelsea. They know they can't get a win but will choose to sit at the back and block all pockets and loops holes.

Jordan Pickford is another professional time waster, he is so good at running down time with the ball.

Then they will rely on set pieces or corner to get a goal. I just hope Maresca is aware of this.

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Romance / Re: Can 1m Run This Shop In PH by A305: 9:25am On Dec 18, 2024
Please don't listen to naysayers and persimistic commenters.

Things are expensive due to inflation but in times of inflation, you spend first before you save because when you save first; whatever you intend to buy doubles or triple in price the next month and your saved money loses value in the bank.

Start with that 1 million, provided you have another money to cover your first shop rent excluding the 1 million.

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Family / Re: For Married Couple, How Do You Have Sex Regularly Without Getting Pregnant? by A305: 3:00pm On Dec 14, 2024
DenreleDave:


Bro I appreciate this...

Can you analyze this using a month calendar for us? I don't understand this 1st day, and last day..

I only understand after her last flow...

Please grin grin
first day means, the first day she sees her period and last day means, the day means, the last day she sees her period flow (spotting not inclusive) which could be the 3rd day, for some women, 4th day, for some women 5th day.
Family / Re: For Married Couple, How Do You Have Sex Regularly Without Getting Pregnant? by A305: 12:57pm On Dec 14, 2024
I am currently unmarried but my method has never failed me. Be careful on how to use this method and your partner has to be onboard because, you need her to constantly give you update about her circle (when she sees her period and when it stops.)

First of all; know how many days her full circle is. (From Day 1 to the last day.) Some girls has shorter cycle, some has longer while some has irregular circle. Girls with 26 days and less are considered short circles, girl with 27-30 days are considered normal circle, girls with 31 days and above falls into the category of long and irregular circles. So do your due diligence to familiarize yourself with her circle. Study her for at least 3 months/3 circle.

Secondly: when you know her circle, she should tell you when she begins her period and the day she sees last flow ( I said last flow NOT spotting ooo), after her last flow, you can have raw sex with her for 7 days after her last flow.

Thirdly: count back from her day 1, (day1 was the day she first saw her period), then count to day 14. Day 14 is usually her most fertile day during ovulation, DO NOT ATTEMPT to have sex with her 3 days before day 14 and 3 days after day 14. Then after Day 17, wait for another 5 days to begin raw sex with her.

If you practice according to this strategy, NO unplanned pregnancy will occur. The only disadvantage of the strategy is; you don't get to have sex often but it works. If you want constant sex, then strap up with a condom.

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Business / Re: First Bank: Otedola Asked Folake Ani-Mumuney To Resign After ‘Lavish’ Party by A305: 12:54pm On Dec 09, 2024
Nice one Otedola.

This is boss move (Roman Abramovic Style). The bank has recapitalization to deal with and to meet up with CBN deadline, but you wasting fund for a send-off party on a staff who was forced to resign over 60 billion electronic fraud. You too will eventually be forced to resign.

That's incompetency, mismanagement and misplaced priority.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Begins Withdrawal From Syria Naval Bases Following Offensive By Rebels. by A305: 5:13pm On Dec 03, 2024
This is fake news. You should know that mod.
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by A305: 10:27pm On Nov 29, 2024
House please recommend a trust worthy exchanger for PayPal.
Politics / Re: Surviving In Nigeria- Share Your Strategy Here by A305: 11:48am On Nov 27, 2024
Hack to live as a Nigerian in Nigeria.


We all know Nigeria inflation is rapidly turning to hyper inflation but as the economy woes bites harder, every one feels the impact; like the popular cliche, "when it rains, we all get wet." However, not everyone is totally subjected to the negative effects of the persistent inflation — it is not because they have millions in the bank or steady cash flow, but thier strategy is to live prudently on a budget and untilize scare resource efficiently.

Below are how to live prudently during Inflation:


1 - Live on a budget.

2 - Be a minimalist after making your budget. For instance: sometimes purposely go to bed hungry eventhough you can afford dinner but feed the kid(s) if your have any.

3 - Buy foodstuffs in bulk; failure to do this. You will always pay "Poverty Tax". That little increment you notice when buying food stuff as you go is regarded as poverty tax.

4 - Reduce the use of electricity by putting on heavily home appliances at night only. Kill the bulb during the day. It would be wise to get solar, the size/capacity you can afford.

5 - Avoid black tax — Those money that family and friends call you for and you never get back are regarded as black tax.

6 - Never appear to live better than you neighbors. If you do, hide everything you bring to the house till it's inside your house before you unbox.

7 - When people around you complain about finances, join them to complain too and inflate your problems to make it seem theirs is still better.

8 - If you own a car, you don't need to take it every where. Sometimes it cheaper to pay for transportation than spend excessively to buy fuel to cover the same distance.

9 - Reduce the risk of falling ill by always taking things that fight off infections before your immune system gets overwhelmed and full blown sickness appears. For instance — eating garlic weekly helps or blending tumeric, Ginger and cloves helps. Doing this will save you money. I haven't had malaria/fever in years


10 - Never leave your money in the bank, especially in the period of inflation. No matter how small it is. Invest in whatever gives you compound interest NOT simple interest.


11 - Switch your Dstv decoder to Android box or Fire stick. Monitor your data consumption when using Android box. If you can afford data, another option is to go for free to air dish/decoder. No need for data when you get free to air decoder/dish.


12 - No matter how old you are, try learn any online skill that will enable you earn in foreign currency as a side hustle.

13 - You are danger if your folks/friends senses you to have money. Always deny.

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Music/Radio / Re: Jessa Joan "Tonight" (Music Video) by A305: 7:18pm On Nov 16, 2024
She no feature our superstar Airforce1.
Politics / Re: Deputy Governor Of Edo State, Dennis Idahosa Sworn In (Video) by A305: 1:34pm On Nov 12, 2024
His head looks like "head of state".

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Investment / Re: Mutual Funds by A305: 9:37am On Nov 07, 2024
ernie4life:
Treasury bills have reached historic highs, enabling money market funds to yield returns between 19%% and 23%.

However, the prevailing 32% inflation rate significantly erodes the value of investments.

Furthermore, devaluation poses an additional risk, Interestingly, purchasing dollars in January would have yielded better returns than investing in money market funds or treasury bills.
in a nutshell, diversify your portfolio and invest using stable currency.


That said, it's been a long time you came around here. Trust you doing good.

I can remember your active days on this thread back in 2018 — your tips and insights were what got me started on MMF back then and I am thankful for that till this day.

Warm regards to family.

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Politics / Re: Electricity Consumers Demand Disconnection Over Rising Tariffs by A305: 7:18am On Nov 02, 2024
There is an alternative which is solar power. My best guess is those requesting disconnection intends to go the solar route because fuel is expensive as well.

It will only cost them inverter, battery and solar panel fee. Sun is free and it will remain free and inexhaustible.

If Nigeria was a functional country, we would have at least one NUCLEAR POWER plant.

How?

Sign a deal with Russian so they help us build it for free, Grant them license to run the operation of the power plant commercially till they recoup their money plus profit and hand over the power plant to Federal Government.

Ghana is thinking in that direction now. While us giant of Africa by GDP can't think in that direction.

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Health / Re: How My Cousin Chinonso Bled To Death Due To Doctors' Strike - Man by A305: 6:54am On Nov 02, 2024
Even me reading this. This hurts me to my bone.

Money clearly wasn't an issue here, the issue here is due to the doctors on strike for failure of FG to meet their demands.

My heart bleed for the family, but this sort of strike shouldn't be happening in a country of 270 plus population. It's bad enough that the health system is substandard but doctors going on strike is synonymous to police going on strike.


If not for anything, now I know why most people who already made it Nigeria still Japa.

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Politics / Re: Canaanland Risks Losing Airstrip As Reps Seek Revocation Of Private Licenses by A305: 6:58am On Oct 31, 2024
This is the right call.

A private airstrip is tantamount to unchecked power to single person. How can one man control a major 'exit and entry point' in a country of 250 plus million population?

Regardless of the religion reason for doing it (easy transportation). According to "game theory", you can't predict human behavior in certain situations or conditions all the time. The owner of the airstrip might begin to secretly use it for commercial purposes with little or no checks on who or what is taking out on who or what is coming in.

That's very risky in an insecure place like Nigeria where corruption thrives.

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Education / Re: Corporal Punishment: Governor Dapo Abiodun Promises Justice For Dead Student by A305: 12:53pm On Oct 29, 2024
Man and power.

Give a man power and watch him unmask his true identity.

Power corrupts.

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Do With A Million Naira Please by A305: 9:43am On Oct 26, 2024
Love800:
Pls whats the difference between mutual fund and treasury account together with government bonds?
What about shares?
Treasury bond is you borrowing money to government for Long term, Treasury bills is you borrowing government for short term, Mutual fund is you polling the money with other investors to buy government Treasury bills.

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Do With A Million Naira Please by A305: 6:47am On Oct 25, 2024
diamond68:


Generally, mutual funds carry risk, including the risk of loss of principal. However, diversified mutual funds with a long-term investment horizon tend to mitigate risk. It's important to research and understand the risks associated with any mutual fund investment before committing your principal amount.23 Mar 2024
stop the fearmongering sir.

The risk to mutual fund is extremely low that no default has never happened since when it began. It's for low risk appetite investors. You saying mutual fund is risky is more like saying government Treasury bond or bill is risky.

The only risk to to mutual fund is the same risk Treasury bill posseses and that is if the Federal government stops servicing it's local debt which is not possible because every government worker has to collect their salary so government must pay. In a nutshell: Mutual fund or Treasury bill will only fail when a government goes broke due to Zimbabwe type inflation or the county ceases to exist due to war.

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Sports / Re: My Experience At The Nigeria Vs. Libya Match In Uyo (Photos) by A305: 7:38pm On Oct 13, 2024
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Career / Re: What's The Barest Minimum Salary One Can Live On. by A305: 7:25pm On Oct 13, 2024
Midlifecrysys74:
Inflation is currently ridiculous in Nigeria right now with high cost of living not helping.

What's the minimum income you think someone can survive on and build up from. Like single, living in a room and parlour self contain, feeding and all.

What is that magic figure that works?

For basic living (nothing extravegant) with lots of resources to be managed and still have spare money as miscellaneous.

A single male - 300k
A single female - 400k

Family of 3 - (A man, wife and kid) 400k- 600k

Family of 4 - (A man, wife and two kids) 500k - 700k

Family of 5 - (A man, wife and three kids) 500k - 850k


These are for basic spending if managed well. Savings and miscellaneous will come out of it.

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Investment / Re: Investors Sell Off Nigerian Bonds Over Good Governance Concerns Amid High Yields by A305: 9:36am On Sep 23, 2024
This persistent rise of bonds only means one thing; uncontrollable inflation. As much as the news is portraying it to be, this is not a significant drop.

May we not reach the level of Zimbabwe where our currency decline and devalue till the extent of buying bread with one million naira.

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Politics / Re: Civilization Whose Names Were Changed In The Course Of World History by A305: 5:42pm On Sep 13, 2024
Ebubu:
No Nigeria
Nigeria has no ethnicity history. It started as a company, then amalgamation, then regional government before it was turned to federalism with the seat of power concentrated in Aso Rock (previously in Lagos).

Regional government was what Ojukwu kept insisting on — hence the reason for Biafra.

Basically, Nigeria is a man-made country not a natural country with one or similar descendants

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by A305: 3:14pm On Sep 07, 2024
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Use Bvn to verify
I honestly don't know how to go about that.

This was the reply sent to me after I had complained to their customer support about my unsuccessful ID verification.

Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by A305: 12:19pm On Sep 07, 2024
House, Do bitpay still accept Nigerians? If Yes, My application just got denied after I used NIN to want to verify.
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by A305: 9:29pm On Sep 01, 2024
Jimneighbour:
Like I said before, you just have to set it
go park this your domain (terracurve). It's hot cake. Hot enough to generate good ad click.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Calls Off Pursuit, Osimhen to remain in Napoli by A305: 11:01pm On Aug 30, 2024
I am a Chelsea fan. I think the way Chelsea has handled this transfer issue with Oshimen is too disrespectful. If Oshimen was white, he wouldn't have been treated this way being priced down and under valued — loaning a top striker like Osimhen with option to buy and re-negotiate a reduced wage is not fair enough deal for him. What if they Chelsea decide not to sign him after the loan? The implication for that is, his market value will greatly diminish.


Osimhen too is somehow too greedy, not compromising enough to accept Chelsea's contract due to reduced wage indicates he is in the business of football to make that money and not for the love/passion of the game.

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by A305: 5:07pm On Aug 28, 2024
gentlekeny:
Parked domain.... see the traffic it has been pulling.
I am taking note of the traffic on Saturdays/Sundays because it's a livescore site and people wanna search for sports results.

The .com has offered $600 but without hesitation i rejected. They don't know that this is my retirement package am seeing if i develop a live score site on it.


Chief, what site is this you parking it at?

Modified

Never mind, you have already answered the question above to a different user.

My next question is; how much do you make averagely from all Domains in your portfolio?
Phones / Re: My Journey Of Independence From DSTV by A305: 12:51pm On Aug 18, 2024
As at today 18th August 2024, Only the uninformed urbanites are the once who still pay DSTV subscription, when you can watch just about anything or match via smart TV or Android box.

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Family / Re: How Bed Bugs Made Me Relocate: by A305: 6:13pm On Aug 03, 2024
kernniejay:
Sometimes I wonder why God created those insects, like mosquitoes, cockroach, house flies, bed bugs and others. They don't have any benefit to mankind other than to cause sicknesses.
human too don't benefit the Earth even the Universe is hostile to you and trying to kill you. The moment you leave Earth; you won't survive 5 hours in outer space.

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Autos / Re: Nigeria Is Now Able To Buy And Sell Cars For Free On Carmart.africa by A305: 10:30am On Jul 29, 2024
Not the first in Nigeria.

Car45 did similar things till they became irrelevant due to dishonest Nigerians selling their poorly maintained and abused car on the site.

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Romance / Re: A Word Of Advice For The Person Currently Dating Your Ex by A305: 3:45pm On Jul 11, 2024
Congratulations in reverse because you the next in line.

She is only agreeing to date you because she can manipulate you to her own benefits (mostly financial) — the moment you begin to resist her manipulative antics or she senses you smarter than her and can predict her next move. she will quit the relationship and play the victim to the next man in line to date her.

My advice to you is; Get enough sloppy bl wjob from her and come in her mouth because that's her specialty.


Below are ways to her hack her thought process:

*The easiest way to get her to be submissive is by lowering her self-esteem and the easiest way to do that is to be non-reactive to her vent/rant. Doing that always makes her shed crocodile tears.

*She has a habit of sleeping in any moving vehicle even in public transport. The best way to handle this is to tell her, she is an embarrassment. She will get mad and never try it when going out with you the next time.

*If your favorite is fried rice. Never let her prepare it. She will mess it up.

*Never reveal your secrets to her. She doesn't know how to keep secrets. Once you get her talking, all your secrets will be out.

*Never reveal how much you have to her. She is fond of comparing what her friends get from their boyfriend with what you can afford to give her.

*She is the black sheep of her family. One red flag I ignored. Don't ignore it.

*If she is visiting you for the first time. Tell her no sex, then sex will happen, provided you prepared a good meal and you have a comfortable house. She will initiate sex. But if you pre-inform her you want sex before she comes to your place, she will put up a wall of defense to appear decent but deep down, she is an emotional wreck with mentally loosed screws. Switch the topic to money and how you will spoil her, she will spread her legs.

*She can easily be deceived and it's not too hard to deceive her. Just include small amount of money to the bait, tell her she is beautiful and tell she has a soft skin. She will mostly fall for your deception. Very easy.

*If you want her solely for sex. Never let her move in with you, she is very quick to mark territory. The best hack for that and ladies like her; create a distance and do not be easily accessible to them except only evenings and when you want them come over.

*Lastly, To see the beast in her during sex, never fuc k her on the bed but rather on the floor. If possible on your center rug if you have one. Couch will do as well. Girls like hear view sex on the bed as love making and sex on the floor and couch as raw fu cking.

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