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Health / Re: Urine Test Result.. Which Infection Is This by A305: 11:19am On Jan 09, 2024
Take strong antibiotics, consume lots of garlic (3) before bedtime.

Then get hydrogen peroxide 3%, dilute it with water. Rub it all over your body and on yours genital.

Staph could hide anywhere on your skin even if it was contracted sexually.

Remember to dilute the hydrogen peroxide 3% with water. Half water, half hydrogen peroxide.
Health / Re: Help!! I Have Holes On My Face by A305: 11:09am On Jan 09, 2024
Hydrogen peroxide is your best bet.

Use Hydrogen peroxide 3%

Never buy above 3% otherwise, you will burn off and corrode your face so bad.

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Business / Re: Do You Ever Feel Guilty Spending Lavishly Knowing Many Are Poor by A305: 11:05am On Jan 09, 2024
Op, for you to come up with this topic. It means you are very privileged and comfortable in life. However back to the topic.


Yes, sometimes the rich feel a sense of guilt when they spend lavishly knowing fully well there are lots of people that will feed on their excess expenditure, this is why many resort to church donations, charity donations, Radom act of kindness online/offline, secret donation and give away, celebrating their birthday in hospital, charity homes, motherless homes and donation.

Not all rich folks thinks this way though, rich people who grew up in penury, squalor and in poverty are the once who thinks this way.

People who grew up in wealth barely thinks this way; they experience life as a different class and level because they haven't tasted poverty beforeβ€” yes most trust fund wealthy kids are overtly classist.

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Business / Re: How Much Did You Save This Year.. 2023 by A305: 1:08pm On Dec 31, 2023
DanielsParker:

I have binance app but I don’t know how to go about this
Go on Binance and buy via Express or peer to peer.

I recommend Express for a beginner because you can never be scammed via Express purchase.

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Business / Re: How Much Did You Save This Year.. 2023 by A305: 1:05pm On Dec 31, 2023
DanielsParker:
I don’t know but I have acct bal of 2.2m jn my savings acct
find a way to covert it to dollars and save it in a dom account or buy usdt, otherwise as naira devalues so as your savings.

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Business / Re: How Much Did You Save This Year.. 2023 by A305: 12:59pm On Dec 31, 2023
legaxi:


Boss i don't really know how to trade futures, i made some money on moonriver during the pump seven days ago. Is there a place you can recommend for me to learn futures?
Please don't attempt it if you don't know about it. I thought you knew about it, that was why I recommended you trade with 10dollars each on coins you deem promising.

Please stay away from it if you don't know the technical how-to. it's a quick way to lose money as much as, it's a fast way to triple your money too. I would have recommended YouTube but trust me, they will only confuse you with terms and tell you to subscribe to their channel.

For now, just stick with whatever that gave you this amount.

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Business / Re: How Much Did You Save This Year.. 2023 by A305: 12:04pm On Dec 31, 2023
legaxi:
My savings grin

All thanks to Crypto Airdrop and trading cool
Go trade futures with this money.

Buy different coin investing 10 dollars each with 5x leverage and double this your fund easily
Business / Re: If You Have 25m by A305: 7:53pm On Dec 29, 2023
oliverwrites:
Hi all, I need ideas and want to borrow from you all.

If you are family man and have 25m loose cash to invest, what will you invest it on?

Please I am not interested in any Japa talks, it is not for me and I won't consider it at all.

Simple but tactical answers I'm providing you.

1 - Just buying 2000 dollars (2.1 million) worth of USDT and trade futures on Binance with various coins but stick with 5x leverage. If done right. You turning that 2 million into 5million in 6 months time.

Just look for someone to teach you futures trading but NEVER, I repeat NEVER attempt it if no one is guiding you. However, if you try to learn the ropes by yourself never invest more than 500 dollar.


2. Invest the rest buying foreign bonds β€” especially that of U.S, China, or Saudi Arabia. Basically the bond of any country with viable economy.

3. Funnel the money into a trust fund and let the holding company pay you Tax free income monthly or annually. (Your money is too small for this, only billionaires does this with big money)

4. Real Estate (Just get the land in a good location and hand it over to property developers let them build on it, then agree on when the building turns yours and annual percentage before ownership)

5. Invest in a kind of Modern day super market where every where is wired with CCTV.


Of all that are listed above, if you tell me to pick two. I would simply pick Binance futures and any form of real estate investment. Binance futures is blood money if you not greedy and know what you doing.

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by A305: 8:02am On Dec 28, 2023
I'm back!

Who needs my expertise with coin recommendations to future trade?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Business Can I Do With This Amount, Please Advise by A305: 12:44pm On Dec 25, 2023
lonikit:
I graduated since 2016 and yet I have no job. I have tried all I could do, I apply for all the fg jobs but all effort proved abortive. This problem has kept me single because I don't want to make my wife and kids go through untold suffering. And I am getting older. Please I need advice on what biz I can do with 1million naira. Somebody promised to help me with the money. Please help me think of a profitable BIZ.
This my idea may sound outlandish but it's worth giving a try.

Spread that money in 200k a piece in 5 different places and try investing in 5 different business. Which ever favours you should be the one you devote the remaining money into or borrow to expand on.

However; out of that money, Utilize 200k (worth 200 Dollars) to trading futures on Binance. Look for a good trader to teach you the basics because you won't fully understand those YouTube guys explaining with terms and concept.

I promise if you learn to trade without emotions and greed, you could triple your 200k in 3 months or less and same time earning in USD. If you choose to go this route. Never trade about 5X leverage.
Crime / Re: How I Lost 1.6m To A Trusted Vendor by A305: 3:59pm On Dec 17, 2023
feranmi143:
Hello πŸ‘‹
Pardon my writing skill rn cus am not thinking straight for a while cus am f*cked πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Some weeks ago I wanted to send some money to my people in Nigeria but since have been in the US for a while now I totally stopped using my Nigeria account.

So anytime I want to send money to my parents or anyone,
I have this online vendor I do credit in btc doe to btc rate rn and they pay whosever account number I give them in naira and that has been going on for a while now.

Last week I sent the amount of 1421$ to this same vendor and to my surprise they stopped replying or picking my calls

Yeah I know my money is gone
But just saying Incase you do have their number in your contacts.

Delete it before you learn the hard way

I even had to contact cashapp support in case it some issues on blockchain but They told me it was successful sent.

Wish my family got the money

Right now *phone day DND* cus I can't have my self telling them i got scammed 1.6m knowing what the money can do in Nigeria rn

Funny thing they are always online but never reply my text


Omo otilor πŸ˜‚

Next time, do peer to peer via binance.

But provide one trusted family member account number for the Binance payer to pay in.

Get instant credit alert confirmation from the recipient of the person you using their Naija bank account and after confirmation, you would then release the btc from Escrow to the Binance buyer.


Simple.

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Family / Re: My Wife Decide Not To Apologize For Offending Me by A305: 11:27am On Dec 15, 2023
I don't know or care if she is wrong or not wrong with her utterances in regards to your mom but one thing is certain:

If you do not force that apology out of her one way or another (violence not inclusive)β€” your marriage will never remain the same in terms of power dynamics and who truly is the authority figure in that house.


This is a crucial test for you. Play your masculine cards well. Failure to do so. You will continue to seek her apology or worst case scenario, you will always be the one to apologize for whatever reason.

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Romance / Re: I'm Going to WARN You for the Last Time [Picture] by A305: 11:16am On Dec 15, 2023
Oburu202:
ILegend,

I have been following you for a while.

Let me be honest with you. Your write-ups have helped me.

I learned a lot!!! I love your bragging sometimes too.

But here's the deal here. You don't normally review your Identity. Looking at your post, I see that you put up a picture of your graduation which means you are serious about this.

Can you contact me? Let's talk. I have one or two things I can suggest. Then I be of help to you.

Don't do it. Killing yourself is not the answer especially someone who is as lucky as you are. You have made money from your books.

You are young. Please don't do it.

For those who are making fun of him. Sorry for your likes. You are not better than him.
he isn't serious about the suicide topic, that was only a clickbait to get you to click and read his thread.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Filmed Vibing And Having Fun At Obi's House After Surulere Visit by A305: 2:44pm On Dec 12, 2023
This goes to show that all those times he had been reclusive, introverted and snubbish on social media. Better money never enter him hand. And his fans were only perceiving him to be acting mature.

Now whey better money don dey account β€” bye bye to introvertion.

My father usually tell me; you can't hide wealth.

Erriga said in his song β€” e no dey, e no dey, person whey naked no fit chook hand for pocket.

But if e dey ... Spray am like another man perfume.

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Romance / Re: My Lack Of Commitment To Women Is Killing Me Slowly by A305: 6:44am On Dec 06, 2023
I am just like you but here is what helps.


Never fail to indicate interest and set the ball rolling. After that;

*Keep a distance between you and her, meaning don't let her come visiting too often maybe for just intimate times and bonding times. Then you send her on her way.

*Ensure to always reach out to her daily Chat/call or mixture of both.

*If she starts up trouble leading up to drama, withdraw your attention to protect your sanity, she will get the point.

*Talk to multiple girls, if you can't meet them in person, sign up on dating sites. Ensure you talk to lots of women; one thing I came to realize is: you only get experience with women by interacting with them, they all have stories, dark side, confessions, insecurities to reveal if patient enough to listen. Girls are open books but you need to turn the page by constant interaction.

*Always let them know you have commitment issues, they would be intended to want to fix you to keep you.

*Never let anyone of them pass a night at your place; she will begin to mark her territory and your reaction will be less commitment to her. The only one that can pass the night is the one you have chosen to wife and she has understood you in and out.

*Reward them with attention and sweet talk and punish them with a pull back when she acts foul. Just ignore her. To make this efficient β€” put off the read receipt and last seen on your WhatsApp when dealing with multiple women at once.

*Women are very manipulative, you need to understand that and the best way to combat that if you perceive being manipulated is do nothing, just watch her reveal her play book/tactics, don't react rashly and in the end call her out on it.

*Don't raise you voice at a woman, basically don't let her get a rise out of you.

Speak calmly and confidently, if you feel she's outdo-ing you at it. Start pointing out her flaws in life and her personality, she would loose composure. If that don't work. Remain silent. The silent method always works. Let her seek your words.

*Don't shy away from them, they are wonderful to deal with but from a distance. The distance creates power. This is the one secret you should know. And that distance is usually eliminated when you get married to her; so at that point, your power begins to deteriorate except you have strong frame as a man.

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OPTIONAL but if you want to bang every chick on the first visit β€” simple but there are steps to follow from the very moment she step foot in your apartment till you escalate. I won't recommend but practice the above first to get over your commitment issues. Not really get rid of it but learn to manage it.

Girls are not special at all. Just imagine her like you taking in another man waste when you try to pedestalize her (because some other guy has dumped her before you met her). And treat her like a kid when she begins to throw tantrum with words.

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Romance / Re: Sex On The First Date by A305: 3:15pm On Dec 01, 2023
If I invite you and you begin to tell me no sex on the first date; you will be excommunicador and dis-membered from my WhatsApp like Jehovah withness Kingdom Hall.

So far so good, Have had like 15 girls visited me this year and sex on the first date happened with about 13 of them.

Majority of them told me no sex on the first visit but when they arrived β€” it's usually a total change of atmosphere and mood for them until the sex happens.

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Sports / Re: NFF Plans Introduction Of VAR In Domestic League by A305: 9:14pm On Nov 30, 2023
We don't have proper infrastructure in place.

No 1. Nepa go take light when Ref wan go check VAR.

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Business / Re: My Unfortunate Experience With Geegpay Africa by A305: 10:08pm On Nov 27, 2023
piscolin:
I withdraw money ($3K+) from payoneer to Geegpay since Friday only for me to be waiting for the money to reflect in my USD balance. I now saw that the fund showing "UNDER REVIEW" since Friday. I tried to reach out to their customer support through email, live chat and on twitter but to my own surprise I didn't get any response since that Friday.

Who has experience this before? and what are the steps to take for me to get my money?

This is my first time using the website....
Give it 3 business days to receive funds and secondly, 3k for first payment could be considered suspicious activity.
Family / Re: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by A305: 4:00pm On Nov 23, 2023
Everyone (including the scrollers and unregistered members) should have one thing to be thankful for: Good health!

i'm irreligious but Lia Lia ihlia Allah if you alive and breathing.

Secondly, All Nigeria citizens should be thankful Nigeria isn't at war. Do you imagine what Ukraine and Palestine are going through now?

Thirdly, Everyone should be thankful for the Innovation of Whatapp, how can you not appreciate the technology that enables you communicate with the world for free. If you were sending SMS, do you realize how much you would be spending annually?

Fourtly, If you are debt free with atleast 5k to your name in your bank account; you should be thankful.

Fifly, If you a man (married or unmarried) and has reached a point in life this year where sex don't appeal to you again because you haven had more than enough of it. Congratulations, that's an achievement unlocked in the masculine world.

Sixthly, If you a woman (married or unmarried) who does not need to depend on man to afford to buy a car or owns one already. Congratulations, you have reached that threshold of self reliance. (P ussy sellers not inclusive)

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Romance / Re: Girlfriend Or Hook Up, Which One Is Expensive To Manage? by A305: 2:47pm On Nov 23, 2023
*It's more expensive to manage a girlfriend if she is solely dependent on you but very cheap to manage a hook up babe who works but does runs on the side.

*It's more expensive to patronize hook up babe who does hook up full time but very cheap to maintain a girlfriend who works and not solely dependent on you.

*In the case of both not working β€” it's cheaper to manage a hook up babe but learn to beat down prices and have a personal spending limit (price cap). And for a girl you interested in (to date), get her engaged with something to do or find a job for her before you get serious with her. Her financial seriousness will determine if you will commit to her or keep managing hook up till you find a financially bouyant lady to date.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "We Will Not Invade Israel To Fight For Hamas" Iran’s Supreme Leader by A305: 1:29pm On Nov 16, 2023
An all out war won't be in Tehran's interest because their economy would go to dust. While the U.S keeps backing the IDF.

A sensible step to take is to keep covertly supporting all their proxies like Hamas, Hezbollah, Houthis etc with financial aids and weapon to enable them to launch deep into Tel Aviv. This could go on for years until Isreal agrees to come to the negoting table with Palestine to honor the two state solution.


It worked for Iran backed Houthis against Saudi Arabia before China brokered peace. It will certainly work with Isreal and Isreal would consider talks because neither IDF or US wants an escalation. In the event if an escalation, the U.S won't be able to contain it and Isreal will be wiped off the map even if they deploy their nuclear weapons.

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Crime / Re: 10 Famous People In History That Went Bankrupt by A305: 1:22pm On Nov 16, 2023
The most pitiable grace to grass story you will ever read is that of Chevrolet (part owner of Chevrolet Automobil).

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Romance / Re: Men!!! What's Your Definition Of A Submissive Woman? by A305: 5:14pm On Nov 11, 2023
Magnoliaa:


How does a person in a backseat play a role from the passenger's seat? What is the role playing here?


How does this practically apply to a marriage?
If I have to explain this β€” it will totally establish the fact that I'm lecturing a kid who doesn't know the dynamics and power play in man and woman relationship.

Please save me the time to type here and just go learn from the basics on YouTube crash course or Wikipedia on Google.

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do With $1 Billion? by A305: 5:03pm On Nov 11, 2023
This is most likely NOT going to happen with that amount.

This is huge money, if you are to spend 1 dollar a day, it will take you 32 or 33 years to exhausted that money (not taking account of inflation).

To answer this your question of what only happens in the dream:

1 - I would splurge on properties to the tune of 500 million dollar (not only in Nigeria, also around Africa, Eastern Europe, Oil rich East Asia and West Asia ) Stay away from the west due to tax.

2 - 250 million dollars would be used to purchase stocks in U.S tech companies, U.S bonds, Chinese Bonds and Russia Bonds.

3- 100 Million dollars to tempt a successful business owner here in Nigeria and buy out his business, but strike a deal to keep him on the board of directors. That way I don't have to start a new business from scratch, thereby loosing money in uncharted territory.

4 - 70 million dollars to build a 4 star standard hotels and build shopping complexes in Lagos.

5 - 50 Million dollars would be converted to USTD to trade crypto on Binance. I would trade like a whale trader. A maker, shaker and manipulator of the market.

My money will pump up dead coins and as soon as volume comes into the market, I will dump on them, make twice my money back, rinse and repeat with another coin.


6 - 30 million dollars for my personal effects, family, moderate looking car or a Ford/Toyota Hilux truck.

Lastly, Profits from most of my holdings and investments will go to charities and Charitably course as my kids will inherit whatever business generated the profits.

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Romance / Re: Men!!! What's Your Definition Of A Submissive Woman? by A305: 4:25pm On Nov 11, 2023
Magnoliaa:


This confusion is confusioning my head.

Stay at the back seat, but operate from the passenger seat?? ?? ??
you missed the "play a role" part.

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Romance / Re: Men!!! What's Your Definition Of A Submissive Woman? by A305: 4:22pm On Nov 11, 2023
A woman who knows her place to be at the back seat β€” and still play a role like a partner in the passenger seat while she let her husband be in the driver seat all day, everyday.

Key points are:

* 'Knows' her place to be in the backseat.

* Play a role like a partner in the passenger seat.


An unsubmissive woman, knows her place as nature dictates, but due to post-mordenism she thinks man and woman are equal enough to ride in the driver seat.

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Business / Re: What Is Consuming Your Money Presently?? by A305: 3:18pm On Oct 11, 2023
1 - Women β€” but not draining because it's calculated amongst other items in my budget alongside food stuff, so the amount is fixed.

2 - Data β€” All my phones has to be internet ready due to the nature of my business.

3 - Savings β€” Savings drains my spare cash and leaves me waiting till the next pay day.
Romance / Re: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by A305: 12:50pm On Sep 25, 2023
EmperorCaesar:



What do u mean by this, sir?
Illiterate folks or learned folks, who gives birth to more kids?
Romance / Re: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by A305: 11:34am On Sep 24, 2023
blingxx:
Drake once said more money more problem" money can't really take away your problems, get used to your problem because it's part you, IT IS WHAT IT IS
it was Fabulous B.I.G who first said it.

Rip Biggy

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Romance / Re: Truth You Learnt As An Adult by A305: 10:50am On Sep 24, 2023
*Life is game, Ain't no referee but some people try to make God their refree, others rely on the government and legal system.

*Majority of women treat men as a job, when the job is no longer paying enough or worth her time investment, she moves to a better job or for a higher pay.

*listen son! There is no such thing as permeant best friends or worse enemies. The only thing permanent is "interest".

This applies both in interpersonal relationship, social relationship, politics, business and geo-politics.

*If you don't use someone, someone will use you.

*There are forces/laws that should never be underestimated or neglected:

1-The forces of market demand and supply.
2-The pull of gravity.
3-The second law of thermodynamics and Entropy.
4-The libido for sex.


*Morality is subjected to emotions and change.

*People have a tendency to act in ways they have already acted, so never ignore a red flag behavior in anyone, the first time they acted in a certain way.

*Marriage is social construct and unnatural.

*Evolution does not support Intelligence.

*God and Religion as a whole, is an ever receding pocket of ignorance, and it will keeps receding as you gain more knowledge, self awareness and education.

*It's an incestuous relationship between the bank, government and big corporation.

*Citizens are the product government sell for the price of worthless election promises.

*Reality is savage and violent due to social imbalance.

*Death might just be the greatest of all human blessings.

*This is very important β€” If you cut down on execessive sugar consumption, the odds for you living a healthy life into your old age is very possible.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Immediately Tells You That A Person Had A Traumatic Past? by A305: 4:02pm On Sep 15, 2023
It's easy. When you ask them certain sensitive questions, they get:

*Evasive
*Deflective by saying something totally unrelated.
*When they tell you that they feel uncomfortable with your question. (Dig deeper because the individual is hiding something)

Physically however, they get irritated or sometimes flinch for their dear life when you get them in position to do that task. Others get nervous but tries their best to hide especially when it you superior than them.

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Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Benjamin Fakunle At Retirement Party by A305: 1:57pm On Sep 15, 2023
Before the arrest, I'm sure he would have told people in the party that: "....dedication to hardwork and God grace brought him thus far."

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