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please i need help on the same text book, page 1, Exercise 1a, Study The Pattern. Thanks

please who can help solve Exercise 1a Study The Pattern, quantitative reasoning for pramary 4? please I'll appreciate immediate response. Thanks.

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the gate man was dead on their porch. The question now is, who is the father of the child?

MykOnyxo:

I'm sorry about that... r u a comedienne?

Not professionally, but to some extent

SETHWORLD:
Just one year,meaning that you will start from 200level wen u finally get into the university

but I was thinking 1yr for ND and 2yrs for HND?

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
'I would do anything to pass this exam.' She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. 'I mean...' she whispers, '...I would do...anything.'
He returns her gaze. 'Anything?'
'Anything.'
His voice softens. 'Anything??'
'Absolutely anything.'
His voice turns to a whisper. 'Would you...study?'

MykOnyxo:



nice bro... very funny..
money answers all things fa

o yes (I'm a female not bro... thanks)

MykOnyxo:



nice bro... very funny..
money answers all things fa

o yes (I'm a female)

Cletus77:
More......
That awkward moment when you are laughing with your crush and suddenly one big catarrh just comot for your nose!
LORD TAKE MY SOUL!!!

lol....funny

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a N1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a N2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and N3,000,000.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do'?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'Then you try again.'

Please I want to be clarified. How many years will be waved by the universities if direct entry is made using HND certificate?