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Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Adams Oshiomhole Over APC Primaries by abdulaz: 11:32am On Nov 07, 2018
Buhari the Jon Snow grin
Health / Re: Body Goals: Lady Shares Transformation Pictures After 5years by abdulaz: 9:12am On Nov 07, 2018
Katier00:
not short, I'm already on diet and it seems to be working well

That’s nice. But try not to be anorexic by crossing a threshold.

I wish you success in achieving your perfect body goal.
Celebrities / Re: Thin Tall Tony Photo Found On Gay Dating Site by abdulaz: 5:28pm On Nov 06, 2018
Working Boys grin

If you know, you know.

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Health / Re: Body Goals: Lady Shares Transformation Pictures After 5years by abdulaz: 5:24pm On Nov 06, 2018
Katier00:
Five years is really a long time. We need the one of six months

You are looking for a shortcut right cheesy

But in the journey of wait loss, it takes a lot of discipline and dedication to get the appropriate results.
Travel / Re: The Official Cost Of Obtaining A Nigerian Passport And Other Related Issues by abdulaz: 5:14pm On Nov 06, 2018
If you no get 35-40k no just go there, if not Na eternity e go take you to get weytin you suppose get within a day or two.

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Travel / Re: Amazing Kaman K-MAX “Aerial Truck” Cargo Helicopter With Two Crossing Blades by abdulaz: 5:06pm On Nov 06, 2018
Since it can be controlled remotely and unmanned, I think our clueless Nigerian Army can use it in fighting Boko Haram.

But the Chief of Army Staff and NSA will still embezzle the funds.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Bags A One-year Jail Term For Operating A Fraudulent Facebook Account by abdulaz: 5:05pm On Nov 06, 2018
carrascocity:









Teach me na ?

Sorry Sis. I have retired from active service.

Say no to fraud grin
Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi All Guccified In New Photo by abdulaz: 4:23pm On Nov 06, 2018
thorpido:
Is Gucci the current top designer?
Seems everyone's getting Gucci.

Balenciaga bro.
Celebrities / Re: Ahneeka's Tooth Extracted: "Can I Use My Tooth For Blood Money?" by abdulaz: 4:14pm On Nov 06, 2018
She think say ritual matter Na joke.

Don’t worry.

You can Mail it to one of our brothers in O...n State to confirm it.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Bags A One-year Jail Term For Operating A Fraudulent Facebook Account by abdulaz: 2:42pm On Nov 06, 2018
Why you go dey do local?

When plenty American and Canadian Clients dey everywhere to bless you.

I am not justifying fraud though grin

But if you must hustle, never scam your own people.

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Celebrities / Re: You’re A Thief If You Dump Music For Politics – Brymo by abdulaz: 9:17am On Nov 06, 2018
Flash53:
Brymo make a little sense there tho

He didn’t make any sense there. I will still speak my mind even though I’m a lover of his music.

He should have said musicians should use their platform to educate the citizens and also talk of the ills in the society caused by bad governance.

Was Donald Trump a politician before he became the President of USA?

To me he was sounding like a hypocrite there.

He shouldn’t have written a book in the first place then since he is a musician and not a writer.

Before you criticize others make sure you check yourself first.

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Romance / Re: 'I Am A Real Runs Girl, I Can Travel Anywhere As Long - Nigerian Lady by abdulaz: 1:23pm On Nov 05, 2018
Rosay15:
Am nt surprised, wen a girl is too lazy to work and be OK on her own but all wat she can think of is to use her body to get wat she want..
Good girl, Omo rere bi akamu.. Na ur parent I pity cus very soon dey will find ur body at d road side without ur private part...
Am nt even sure some girls still believe dat ritualist exist... Smh.

No, they think ritual is fairytale grin

They are making it easy for boys to upgrade their ritual game though, so they are useful in a real sense cool
Crime / Re: Prosper Peters Okwandu Arrested For Murder Of Blessed Kelechukwu Iwuanyanwu by abdulaz: 5:57pm On Nov 04, 2018
You have to realize that no one is really your friend.

People that call themselves your friends are only around you because of what they can benefit from you.

Be wise and brutal, don’t let your guard down for anyone.

If you lose guard Na your fault.

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Celebrities / Re: Chef Chi, You Are Lucky You Got Yourself A Fine Man - Davido Tells Chioma by abdulaz: 4:50am On Nov 04, 2018
Colourich:
You my dear are wrong, its actually when I see money that my brain starts working overtime grin.

Working overtime scheming on how to take your own share right wink

Notwithstanding Nigerian women shortcomings and their constant abuse of the concept of feminism, I will always respect an independent and hardworking woman anytime any day. Kudos to you if you are one.
Celebrities / Re: Chef Chi, You Are Lucky You Got Yourself A Fine Man - Davido Tells Chioma by abdulaz: 9:58pm On Nov 03, 2018
KelB:
What becomes of the other two babymamas
Women don suffer sha o
Nd dey no go use their head

Women are always confused when they sight money. Their brain will just cease to function immediately.
Crime / Re: Man Kills His Mother, Makes Love To Her Corpse For Money Ritual by abdulaz: 9:52pm On Nov 03, 2018
Psychopath.
Travel / Re: Lagos Road Sweeper Killed On Duty (Disturbing Photo) by abdulaz: 8:55pm On Nov 03, 2018
Occupational hazard.

She should have known before hand that her chances of dying on the job is 99%

Poor fellow.

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Reacts To Laura Ikeji’s Claim Of Telling Lies by abdulaz: 8:24pm On Nov 03, 2018
Drama everywhere.
Celebrities / Re: Priscilla Ajoke Ojo Halloween Photos by abdulaz: 8:08pm On Nov 03, 2018
Where I come from we only celebrate 420.
Celebrities / Re: 'love Is A Scam' - Kizz Daniel, Davido's Reacts by abdulaz: 4:15pm On Nov 03, 2018
Love is just a word.

I only love myself.

If you are waiting for me to love you then you are on a very long thing.

Scam wan scam scam, that’s not possible now grin

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Crime / Re: Finnish Policewoman Gets Scammed Of N73m By Nigerian Fraudsters by abdulaz: 12:27pm On Nov 03, 2018
If mugu no fall, Guyman no go chop.

Take heart.

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Business / Re: HSBC And UBS Close Offices In Nigeria by abdulaz: 11:44am On Nov 03, 2018
Who wouldn’t close shop in a shithole Nigeria headed by an uneducated umpire like the dullard.

If you’re in support of this corrupt and nepotistic administration, it means yourself and your future generations have been shortchanged.

Be wise.

PS: Fvck both APC and PDP

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Career / Re: Why Do Our Lawyers Still Wear White Man Wigs? by abdulaz: 10:53am On Nov 03, 2018
It’s just a case of mental slavery.

The Europeans gave us Christianity, but we now have more churches and claim to be more religious than them. Same with Islam.

What a delusion?

They don’t wear this same law wigs again, but in Nigeria it’s still a norm and a dress code

I had an issue with my lecturer in Pharmaceutical Chemistry practical class way back in the University when I refused to put on my necktie because the weather was hot and there was no enough ventilation in the lab.

That’s crazy.

In 2Pac’s voice...Fvck the LAW

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Family / Re: The moment you become a Mrs. by abdulaz: 10:17am On Nov 03, 2018
TSOM:
God doesn't - and wouldn't - choose a partner for you. He already gave you (and us) the power of choice, of freewill. Ruining or building a relationship is entirely your (man's) decision.

No mind am. I just tire for some people way of thinking sha.

Na God go come down come choose parter for them ba

Sheeples people who can’t think on their own to make a choice and bear every consequences that come afterwards.
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Reacts To Kemi Olunloyo's 'Fake News, Lies' Against Linda Ikeji by abdulaz: 9:47am On Nov 03, 2018
Why is her husband not in the picture. I thought that are one big family
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike And His Sex Doll, Amaka Lagos Storm Club (photos) by abdulaz: 9:27am On Nov 03, 2018
Zionista:


Speak for yourself oga..

Yeah I’m not a hypocrite and will surely speak for myself. Who you help?

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike And His Sex Doll, Amaka Lagos Storm Club (photos) by abdulaz: 8:51am On Nov 03, 2018
A lot of Nigerians masturbate, are closet gay and lesbians, but come out in the open to condemn these acts. Hypocrites!

The only thing I like about him is that he is not a hypocrite like a lot of Nigerians.

You will only understand him when you have made money and no longer in the shackles of foreign/slave religions, by then you will know that people’s opinion about you doesn’t count.

Who dem help?

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Crime / Re: Lady Claims Her Friend’s Panties Were Sold For Rituals, Breaks Down In Tears by abdulaz: 8:56pm On Nov 02, 2018
Ritual is ritual and yahoo is yahoo.

But you should be careful as a lady in Nigeria.

Boys are not smiling now. Everyone wants to cash out by every means possible. Who no wan drive benz grin

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Crime / Re: Lady Claims Her Friend’s Panties Were Sold For Rituals, Breaks Down In Tears by abdulaz: 8:47pm On Nov 02, 2018
Ritual is ritual and yahoo is yahoo. They are not the same.

I don’t need to do ritual to compromise the email of a Company and pose as their CEO or CFO.

People are still getting this wrong.

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Crime / Re: 53-year Old Nigerian Man Bags 3 Years In U.S Prison For Fraud by abdulaz: 1:08pm On Nov 01, 2018
Some boys money don hang for air like this o cry
Celebrities / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Shows His Results And Certificates (WAEC, BSC) by abdulaz: 8:24pm On Oct 31, 2018
goldfish80:
What about his NYSC discharge certificate?

Don’t you know it’s with the military?

Na wa for you o grin
Celebrities / Re: 'I've Been Used To Spread Messages I Don’t Believe In— Kanye West Dumps Trump by abdulaz: 9:35am On Oct 31, 2018
globalresource:
Are you not making America great again undecided

E don tire am already. He forgot he is just a bloody Nigger in the eyes of Trump.

I thought he said slavery was a choice.

Like Kenneth Okonkwo, like Kanye West.

They both have one thing in common. SELLOUTS.

The only MAGA I know is my MAYE.

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