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Family / Friend In Need To Save Marriage. by Adauche: 3:04am On Mar 06, 2011
I have a friend who has a problem - he has been up to no good (he cheats) and the wife found out. He needs help to save his marriage. Because he is a friend of mine, i don't know what kind of advice i can give to him. He said that cheating is part of his 'man ego' and he cannot do without it but still loves his children and his wife. The wife has now chucked him out of the house and is in desperate need. I have no clue how to help him so if any of you have any advice i can give to him, please feel free to post your ideas.
Romance / Re: Which Of The Two Men Should I Marry? by Adauche: 7:30pm On Jan 02, 2011
chika98:

LOL all up in your drill? Yeah I am all up in your grill. Next time keep mute if you have nothing a little brilliant to say. Holier than thou my pretty feet!

When you have something SMART and MATURE to say let me know. Until then, don't waste my time.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 7:17pm On Jan 02, 2011
just1:

lockin both of dem up in a room wld b sumtin guyzz, sumtin tells me Adauche lacks class

& Something tells me that you lack understanding and gain some sort of happyness by trying to create drama. Why don't you just stop trying to assume you know me and go 'play' with someone who is interested.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 9:08pm On Jan 01, 2011
1one:

look sweetheart,You don't have what it takes to handle me,You don't have what it takes to engage me in a meaningful and lavishly witty conversation especially with your present series of going ON and OFFLINE to check your credit or data bundle balance.So it would really do you good if you are in my white pages.C'mon take time and think about it,I could be the first great thing to happen to you this year.

I can see you crave attention and you are upset because you're not getting enough of it. Well tough, because your comments are beginning to bore me and sorry to drop it to you, but i have other important engagements which you are not one of. Don't kid yourself, there are more interesting things to explore this year and you're just not it. So sorry to disappoint. Maybe if you change your persona then we can talk on a level. But for now, hasta la vista.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 8:31pm On Jan 01, 2011
That's your claim to fame! If that's how you roll, good luck! Jack of no trade, master of none. Empty vessel that makes the most noise. Now everybody knows who you are; well done. I give you this certificate and anybody can have that as a reference. 2011, bring it on, That's how I roll.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 8:05pm On Jan 01, 2011
If this is how you talk to women, i wonder how you talk to your mother. You lack respect. You think you're so fly and think you can call yourself 'Mr Know it all' but you don't and we can all see that you have a soft side but you somehow stop yourself from showing it. Don't be afraid, it's okay to show your soft side and actually be NICE. It makes you human, you're not a robot.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 7:38pm On Jan 01, 2011
1one:

^^Okay I can see that 'It' comes and goes.And right now 'It' has come back again.I know a good Doctor,he's the best in his field,once you meet him and tell him that I recomended him for you,he would start the operation immediately,If you send me your number i'll text his number to you

Thanks but no thanks, you'll need it more than me. And about 'It', it's always been within me and i think that's what attracted you to me so stop denying your true feelings. & stop letting people think you're a tough man when deep down inside your warm heart, you are soft like an egg. wink


P.s. This your bad boy image needs to stop. Leave it for the experts. It doesn't suit you.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 7:31pm On Jan 01, 2011
Omg!? Your speechless for once. :O I never thought that'd ever happen. This 2011 must surely be a good year, for the fact that 1one is speechless. lol. Hope it continues to be like this for the rest of the year. This could bring world peace for the human race. xD
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 7:09pm On Jan 01, 2011
I won't marry you if you were the last man on Earth because like i said before, i'm a tough cookie and you won't be able to handle me and i won't let you. The way you talk sounds like my little brother and that's what you are; my little brother. So go and enjoy the rest of the new year before it's midnight and get your things ready for school because a new term is starting. Now be a good boy. God bless. smiley
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 6:32pm On Jan 01, 2011
snthesis:

@1one &adauche
Great lesson- so dats hw u get a chic on NL.

Make I look 4 wu to insult.

MsEve- I tink u absolutely sulk, a total disgrace, pathetic excuse for a lady , bla bla bla

^ Happy New Year! I hope you're welcoming the new year well well and we thank God. I like your comment by the way. What people don't realise in life is small small, you win the race. Na so life be my brother. God will give you yours aswell as God has given me my number 1one. smiley
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 6:15pm On Jan 01, 2011
Happy New Year everybody, hope everyone had a good one.

johnterry1:

What i could get frm all dat drama is dat dis adauche needs some serious ban.ging.i wish 1one would do just dat.

@johnterry, What if 1one has already given me what i wanted for the New Year? By your comment, it shows that your jealous. Your not the type of dog that runs faster.

And to everybody else, i'll let you guys know the date of our wedding lol cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 5:46am On Jan 01, 2011
Hey! I'm not that soft and i can't be cracked that easily. But anyway, keep enjoying your New Year and hope for the best. May God grant all your wishes for this year to come true. Happ New Year again.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 5:04am On Jan 01, 2011
When a baby is born, the baby first crawls before walking, same as when you see a lovely hot and i mean extremely hot delicious pepper soup, don't you think one should take time than moving too fast. As they say, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be & don't forget, God's time is the best. Why hurry? As Bobby Valentino (the musician) said in his song, 'slow it down, i just want to get to know you'. You feel me?
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 4:49am On Jan 01, 2011
I'm the kind of woman that likes to survey a plot before i make up my mind to see if i want to build a house or not. So, me just going straight into building the house without knowing the pros and cons, i don't want to regret it, cos it'll cost me money. Do you feel me?
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 4:33am On Jan 01, 2011
I need to test the car before i buy it cos i just can't buy the car, what if it's faulty? Do you catch my drift?
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 4:22am On Jan 01, 2011
It's up to you; i'll leave everything for you to decide.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 4:07am On Jan 01, 2011
What type of filling are you?
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 3:52am On Jan 01, 2011
I bet you do. Are you one of those dudes that talks but can't deliver? Cos this chick can eat you for breakfast.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 3:40am On Jan 01, 2011
Why? Do you want to take my breath away? Are you up for the challenge, because it will be a mission, since i'm a tough cookie as you know by now.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 3:31am On Jan 01, 2011
Is there another asking i'm not aware of?
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Boys/men Jerks? by Adauche: 3:23am On Jan 01, 2011
Are you asking?

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