AchrafHakimi:
Nobody should ask me any foolish questions tonight.
Croatia is the most foolish country on Earth!

I will make sure I terminate everybody in that useless country. Putin and Hamas must wage war on Croatia first thing tomorrow morning.


Rubbish!!

kingthreat:

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Guy, even if Naira Marley no get hand for him death, that guy need to go down. He no get right use say him be record label boss to physically assault artiste wey wan leave. That guy dey run cultism and drugs for him label and the matter no good for the talent industry. Also, the Marlian influence wey dey push many youths to drug usage need end. We no need am again except him repent.

Akwamkpuruamu:


Wetin to learn

Nelbless:
Hello guys.

Am a football enthusiasts, but hardly have time to see games in the pubs, I wish to ask the app I could download, make the necessary subscription payment to have access to both EPL MATCHES AND UCL.

Yes am aware of dstv catchup mobile which is linked to the decoder, but at the moment, dstv services are too expensive..

I looked at showmax, at #3,500 sub monthly, it seems they stream matches.

Please advice me.....

Cemsorcems:
I`m saying this with my full chest: Most women are the dirtiest beings ever created by God! You see them all glam, faces made up, wearing enough perfumes to suffocate a herd of buffalos, but just one day pay that lady an unexpected visit, you will never believe your eyes!

They have zero sense of hygiene, absolutely no disposition to neatness, and are unbelievably dirty! I can imagine the trauma that guy must have faced and it is unfortunate he will live the rest of his youthful life replaying the pictures he saw in that restroom. Even I have spat nearly 40 times just reading this post!

#Spits again!!!

Theactor:
What i have see and learn in this life is that grace should just locate someone couple with hardworking oo,grace without hardwork cannot work.
in this life,I have seen who work so hard and earn peanut and seen who work not too hard and making good money,it drawn to the fact that life is a mystery
to all fellow strugglers, I pray grace locate us,is so depressing and sad not knowing how future will hold,but let keep hope alive and have a strong faith that things will turn out better.
it is well.

NextPresido:
In this day and age where everyone has a smartphone and people took photos of final vote counts that were signed by polling agents, they want to continue with analog rigging

By the way, please don’t like this comment. I want to stay 2,999 likes. Thanks for your cooperation

Freshtruth:
Me and this girl have been dating for over 7months now I have even.introduce her to my parents . so last week I decided to take her and have a good time at the club on our arrival there is this young guy who order for 7 Hennessey and 10 Andre at a spot Dorime sound was played for him. This guy use full Andre to watch his hands in our presence. I ask the Bar man how much is one bottle of Hennessey the Bar man told me 22k. I order for Andre which cost 13k and me and my babe were drinking it . so me and my babe began dancing I became press told my babe am coming ,when I finish using the rest room I came back and find my babe at this guy chair that just bought those drinks I was angry walk up to my babe and told her what she is doing there the guy was with a group of men and few ladies then the guy ask her why am I angry he told the guy I was his cousin and I am.very protective of her , the guy apologized to me and gave me a bottle of Hennessey at the spot . I told him thank you and walk out with my girlfriend.
The problem is my Girlfriend told me she don't want the guy and his group to attack me that she save me by saying am his cousin so guys this girl have never cheated on me before she was always open to me about anything I trust her because she use to leave her phone with me. Should I still go ahead and continue the relationship? She always call me with her card

Wordsfrombimpe:
Let me share some life lessons with you. If you develop this mindset, it will totally change your perspective to life.

1. Understand this, you are entitled to nothing! No one owes you anything after the age of 21 years. If help comes your way, you appreciate it, but after 21 years do not live your life expecting anything from anyone , not even from your parents. That’s the mindset to greatness. You do not deserve anything until you work for it. Everything of value in life should be earned, not given. If your parents are wealthy, that is their wealth, build your own wealth, brand and name.

2. Take personal responsibility of your life and actions. Never blame anyone for your inability to progress. The buck stops with you. Success in life is impossible unless you accept responsibility for your actions. Own your actions and take control of your life.

3. Life is a one-time offer. You only have one life, so make the most of it. You don't have much time as you think.

4. Overnight success is a myth. Success is achieved through slow and steady progress that is long-lasting.

5. Tomorrow is not guaranteed. As you get older, you realize that time is a valuable resource, but it gets scarcer by the day. Spend more time with your loved ones rather than pursuing money all day.

6. Learn how to manage your money
You are the best person to manage your finances.

7.Do not seek validation from others on things you do or plan to do. Be confident in who you are, and work with that.

8. Never stop being a student. Learning is a journey that lasts a lifetime. You must be a lifelong learner because knowledge provides relevance and great opportunities.

9. Comparison is not good. You will never be happy when you compare your journey to other people's.

10. Invest in yourself,invest in Knowledge, skills, Investing in yourself yields the greatest return.

11. Upgrade your circle of friends once in a while. If you are not making head way in life, feel free to change your circle. The quality of your surroundings has a big impact on your success.

12. If you realize on time, at least before you turn 21 years, that nobody owes you anything, no uncle brother or sister owes you anything, it is no one's responsibility for you to go to college, graduate, get a job, get married and start your own life. The earlier you realize that you are your own responsibility the further you go in life.

13. Try your best to live within your means if you must go far in life. Don't live your life to please anyone. Don't rent an apartment that you have to borrow money each year to pay. Rent within your reach.

14. Dont fear any man, but respect all men. Do not do anything you do not want to do, live your life to please yourself and God. The only time or person that can cause you to compromise is your spouse. Serve God with a pure heart and love your neighbor as thyself.

Remember, Pride goes before a fall. The greatest key to happiness and finding favor before God and man is treating all people equal. Rich or poor, high or low, treat all men equal. Always operate within this principle: The fact that you are previladged does not make you better than others out there. All men are created equal!

Good morning Africa!

Zee0007:
10k will last me for one month. A broke guy management skills is top-notch.

How I do it.

1) No babe

2) I engage in intermittent fasting and eat only brunch—11-12 pm and eat dinner at 9pm.

3) Rice and bean 3 mudu and garri 6 mudu.


4) I apply red oil like anointing oil on the forehead. Oil for colour

Garri is always onboard. this is for a top-up.

N:b No be say I like my eating pattern, I'm just caught in between the line. I hope ulcer won't come visiting.

All is for survival. As long as I don't steal from anybody or defraud anybody. God remember us ooooh!

luminouz:
Only one thing baffles me with these stories on NL!


They narrate their stories and still ask what they should do, when it's so clear for all to see.


I mean...WTF!!!

bmdmix15:
help me ask d primary schilling children, who think its funny

NLElder:
First of all don't be quick to judge me. I am just here for matured help/advice cos I am fast loosing it. I am sure if it's abroad I will to told to go meet a therapist.

I am a young man in my early 40s and married for 9 years now with 2 kids. My nature of work is such that I am living on another town 5hours away from my family. This has been the case 6years out of the 9 years I am married. I have never really enjoyed my marriage as a young man cos I am always driving up and down every weekend to meet my family and when I got a promotion with more responsibility I reduced it to every 2 weeks, and as the stress of work and driving became more stressful, I now go every month. I have tried all my best even till date to see if I can get another work in the same state my wife and kids reside to no avail and my wife can't leave her work in the state join me as she is in a federal government establishment that has no branch in the state I live and work. The scenario so far shows you that I am not enjoying a healthy sex life with my wife, but being someone brought up to respect the marriage institution, I have resigned to my fate and taken life as I have seen it. To make matters worse, with due respect to my wife, she suffered female genital mutilation and you know it affects women's sex life and their man is always worse off for it. In summary we lead a routine boring sex life in the few occasions we even get to have it. However, the 6 years I have lived and worked in another state, I have never cheated or thought of cheating on her despite all the cold lonely nights I have to spend alone. I am a kind of introvert and never hide it from people that I am married. Some will be like "u no get side chick"? I will say no. The problem started 4 years earlier out of the 6years in the city I live and work. Since I am always lonely and bored in my crib, I mostly do video calls with my wife and kids daily or chat online with friends to keep my mind busy and avoid unnecessary tensions that will remind me of the lonely boring life I was living. This also keeps me away from sexual urges if I feel any as a fool-blooded young man I was. It was in one of these online chats that I got close to one young lady of about 30. We really got close through chatting and graduated to exchanging numbers. I always make it known that I was married to everyone I meet and she was no exception. We became best friends online and kept our limits as married man and a single lady would. We became curious and excited to meet each other live when we found out we were in same city.

We arranged a harmless date in a restaurant in town were we really got to know more about each other. I found out that she was a struggling young girl teaching in a private school with NCE and was unable to proceed to degree level due to lack of funds. Her salary wasn't even up to 18k and she was squatting with one lady in very uncomfortable circumstances. After that 1st live meeting, a very good friendship ensued but entirely platonic .

All these past 4 years before I met her, I cook for myself and go to market by myself. One Friday she called and I did not immediately pick cos I was in the kitchen. I called her back later and told her I was cooking and she jokingly asked if she could help. As at then she was yet to come to my place, so I told her if she really wanted to help then I would come and pick her up and that was how for the first time in 4 years, a lady visited me in that town. It felt awkward. It did not take long for me to find out how homely she was...washed plates, tidied everywhere, and finished up the cooking. I really felt at peace and started getting worried at the same time. We spent time chatting but kept our distance and nothing happened between us and I dropped her off later where she was squatting.

After that, our friendship went to another level and the visits became more frequent but still nothing happened between us. I got to know she was a well brought up lady that still had values and I also confirmed she had no man as at the time she met me. She said she had always wished to be married before now and never believed she would reach 30 and still be single.

I know my story is getting rather long, so let me try to wrap up. In summary, she started having issues with the family she was squatting with and didn't have enough money to rent a place of her own. I didn't have enough to rent for her either as I was already carrying a lot of financial responsibilities for her by then...monthly stipend of ₦10k to add to her salary, tolletries, making hairs and even helping out with her sick mum hospital bills. So without a 2nd thought, both of us decided she move into my place. Inside me I knew it was somehow but I think by then we were already in love with each but maybe living in denial.

So she moved in and that was it. Yes, we started having sex, uncomfortably at 1st but later became 2 sex maniacs. It was as if she was sent to compensate me for my horrible marriage sex experience I have endured all these years. We couldn't have enough of each other. In fact when I want to travel and see my family, she breaks down crying. I knew it was more than a side chick matter. In fact this lady gave me a fulfilled sex life that I swear if it's in the olden days I wouldn't mind taking her as a 2nd wife. Months grew into years and our passion for each other grew to the point that we got jealous of the opposite sex calling us. She even starts frowning when my wife calls or tears will start running down her eyes. People, I became so confused. We both knew we have gone too far and yet were not ready to end it. I even because part of her own family cos I go with her to see her sick mum and played a prominent role when she died. I don't know her older siblings knew if I was married or not , but I think she confided in her older sister who seemed to like me so much and only warned her to be "careful."

After 2 years, she started agitating about marriage so much that she said she needed to move out of my place. That as long as she is with me, she might not get married since it's obvious I wasn't going to marry her no matter how much both of us pretended about it. Deep inside me I knew she was right and I couldn't be selfish to keep her from meeting single suitors but I felt an inexplicable pain in my heart as if a part of me was about to be cut off. However, I forced myself to assist her to get a place and yet she on her own kept coming to my place every weekend until she moved in again leaving her place wasting for over 2 months., only going there once in a while to pick things..

All the 2 years we were together she was open and truthful to me about relationships she was now trying to build with single guys she hoped would marry her. I was already feeling bad inside me that she was about to leave my life, but she kept assuring me that she was with me and truly told me everything happeneing in the new relationship she was building.

She later moved out completely from my place after 2years on a new year day. She said needed to start the year on a good and clean note and had gotten serious with the guy that said he wants to marry her. I began to feel extreme jealous I couldn't explain. I knew it was not right but I couldn't stop myself. I tried my best and stopped calling or chatting with her but I still didn't find peace. One evening a month after when it was now clear that she has decided to get serious with the guy she said was coming for marriage, she visited me and and you can't believe it, we made hot passionate love. And when we were lying side by side, her new man called and she quickly ran into the toilet to answer him. I felt it was time I ended this whole thing, it wasn't looking right again. So I confronted her why she was still leading me on when she is now in a marriage -bound relationship and she said because she still loves me and doesn't know how to let go of me. We cried together that it wiould be tough as we would soon separate from each other for life and she left. I cried like a baby as we made love again and she consoling me to try and teach my wife the things she does to me despite her FGM predicament.

The period she was with me, she was uncomfortable answering calls from her man and I got fed up and decided to investigate. So I went to the street where she showed me the guy lives(she was truly open to me and I give her that) and waited to see if she has started visiting him as she mostly denies and lo and behold, I saw her entering the guy's house. I felt a sharp pang of jealousy which I couldn't control. I picked up my phone after some minutes and started calling her, but her phone rang severally and she didn't pick. I was almost half-dead with jealousy. I cried iny heart and drove away. I sent her a text that because she was "enjoying" herself with her man she was now avoiding my calls. That maybe tbe guy was so good at it. She called about 2 hours later and really took offence that because she visited him and did not pick my call was simply because she doesn't want him to start asking questions and not necessarily that they were doing anything. We quarrelled like never before and said hurtful things to each other and I asked her to return my key at my office the next day cos by then she no longer visited my house as she has really gotten serious with the guy. She returned the key and for over 2 months we stopped communicating and became strangers.

Instead of pushing her out my mind, I felt a daily torture looking through her Facebook pics, WhatsApp status, and other social media. I will go to her guy's street and painfully watch her enter his house from afar. I was fast losing my mind. I knew it was over for good and don't want her back but the obsession is yet to leave me till date. Everyday, I check her pictures and feels pangs of pain and jealousy as I see her lovely smiles. My people it's punishment and torture for me. I keep obsessing every second of my life about her. Who can help me? Something is definitely wrong. In one of her recent status, I saw her flaunt her hands with an engagement ring and I felt a sharp pang of sadness instead of happiness. People help me I am loosing it. Even though she has apologized to me and I too have apologized for the hurtful things we said in the course of our quarrel, my mind is still not at peace. Even now presently she is engaged she still calls me and tries to engage me in friendly conversations but I will just be answering without interest. She even sent me a pic recently at a wedding she went to and I told her she should stop sending me her pics but should be sending to her man. She apologized and said she has taken note. Yet, I will feel bad inside me if I don't see her friendly chats which my attitude has made her reduce. Yet in all these, first thing in the morning I will quickly rush to check her pics, if she has made new posts, etc etc. I need help, I really do. Sorry my people for the long post but I really needed to empty myself to see the help I can get if any cos I want my normal sane life back. I have also prayed to God and asked for forgiveness for cheating on my wife ....I have no excuses for doing so but from the long story you can see it was never my intention.

Ademola47:
Deep down, I don't want them to end the strike anytime soon.

Click "like" if you are with me, "share" if otherwise...

Emmanueltrinity:
sense is far from me

echomanji:
I have a wife and a 3Yr old baby. My wife is my issue tho.

1) she has low sex drive of which i've learnt to live wit without cheating on her.

2) she is overjealous to the extent of calling any of my friends that demands too much of my attention to backoff, most especially the female friends.

3) gets angry so easily and when she does, she doesnt even talk to me for days, nt even greeting. Even when she is at fault. I'll be the one begging. She only asks me for money to cook and that is all.

I'm tired of this to be honest and i'm considering calling it quits. I love her with all my heart bt this marriage is torment 4 me. I'm getting fed up wit the whole thing. I've tried severally to talk sense into her all to no avail.

Need advice pls.....

kenzysmith:
Go d punish arsenal and their generation he no go better for them this season for spoiling my ticket.

Cook and eat it and rest

Wizzy13:
Girls dont really like me i don't know why?

Am sad check my pics below