HMMMM...THE FOUNDATION OF THE LORD STANDS SURE, GOD KNOW THEM THAT ARE HIS. LET THE WICKED FORSAKE HIS/HER WAYS AND RETUYRN TO THE LORD FOR HE WILL ABUNDANTLY PARDON. LET THE DEAD BE MADE TO REST IN PEACE, MEN OF GOD THESE DAYS DONT BRING BACK THE DEAD, THE ONLY BRING BACK MONEY FROM THE BANK. MAY GOD HELP US...AMEN!

NO1 suspect is the car dealer
NO2 the go between in consummating the deal

sorry my brother. It really hurts, even if its 8yrs u have used the car. But I Trust u will find the car IJN

Who dash monkey banana?

This cannot be a true story. This is an insult to the readers who visit Nairaland abeg. However, if u are still contemplating marrying that girl in this ur nollywood-like story, then I think u need a brain test. Dasall

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Excuse me op. Why isn't there a picture of him whilst doing the work?

My thought exactly. The pic/story looks fake. Respect to the lad though

Maybe Louis Van Gaal wasnt around for the match...how did ManUtd win by 3goals?

MY INFINIX HOTNOTE HANGS....


I got an Infinix Hotnote around December and thankfully my battery issue was solved. But its too slow for my liking. Do I have to delete every application b4 i enjoy surfing? I need help please.

The story looks unreal to me...however, if its true then the girl is a fool. If you know u have a place to pass the night to avoid beating, why not stay there permanently or come with a defense knowing beating awaits u?

someone who was afraid of beating suddenly comes home, cook and probably made love to the nigger then get killed?

Dear girls, please be wise. Don't suffer in silence. Shout if u are under threat from ur boyfriend and also ur husband.

SMH

@poster u need spiritual help. Pliz contact TB Joshua as soon as possible.

You just succeeded in spoiling my day. This is joke section for heaven's sake not a psychiatric unit. Dundi Utd captain.

Wetin concern agboro with overload.

This morning my friend was getting dressed to go out, as he tried to button his shirt, the button came off, he bent down to pick his briefcase and the handle came off. He made for the door and the handle of d door also came off. He then made for his car and the door knob also came off. Now the prayer point is dis, he is feeling pressed and wants to pee.

Three tiv men traveled to US and were met at d airport by corps to identify themselves. They replied we are TIVS from Nigeria in US for a mission.
They were taken to prison and after 3 months, the jury pardoned them as they were not posing any threats, " we are releasing u guys since u are sincere thieves"

Wetin concern chelsea wit champions league trophy?

hope mikel obi is listening? a word is enuf for the wise.

this can only be summed up thus,

''dog eating dog''
''physician save thyself''
''remove the log in your eyes, then u will see clearly to remove the spec in other's eyes'',

and on and on and on. OBJ is such a pretender.

wat could be the offence of this gentleman? whoever the culprit, sleep and rest of mind will be far from him/her/them.

who will be the entertainer in the ''HOUSE OF COMMOTION'' without this dictionary silencer? expect a dull house come next term.

luvinhubby,

u need a physician! no! a psychiatrist. that's a human being shot 7tyms and not an animal. even if ur jealous of d fact dat he's mr naija, at least criticize the action of planned murder.

wicked soul u are.

yes.

are u hungry right now?

good thinking, good product jare. i love this.

nice one bash, i am still laughing even though i've heard this joke b4. something loike this is worth been published. thanks for making me smile for the first time today.

am still waiting for the joke, so not funny. try anoda one please.

RIFT OR NO RIFT, THERE IS NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE. COME TO THINK OF IT, ARE THEY NOT HUMANS? WHY WON'T THERE BE FRACAS AT LEAST? IF THEY RULE THROUGH ON A BED OF ROSES THEN THERE SHOULD BE QUESTIONS ASKED COS THEY ARE FROM DIFFERENT RELIGIOUS,ETHNIC AND PSYCHOLOGICAL BACKGROUNDS. THEIR FACES ARE EVEN DIFFERENT SO A RIFT IS NOT UNEXPECTED.

WHAT SHUD BE A SURPRISE IS SAMBO DENYING IT.

THIS SURELY CANNOT BE COMING FROM THE MOUTH OF GOODLUCK. IT WOULD BE A BAD OMEN IF HE STARTS LYING EVEN WITHOUT KNOWING THE MINDS OF NIGERIANS. HE SHOULD BE ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION, ''WHAT DOES HIS SON GO TO DO IN SPAIN?'' MAYBE TO WATCH REAL MADRID AND BARCELONA PLAY SOCCER ABI? IF TRULY THESE QUOTES ARE HIS, THEN WE ARE IN SOUP [GOD FORBID].

MY CANDID ADVICE TO GEJ IS; CONCENTRATE ON THE TASK AHEAD OF YOU AND DON'T BE COAXED INTO TALKING LIKE DRUNKS IN THE BEER PALOUR, FOR GOD SAKES YOU ARE MR.PRESIDENT.

THE FACT IS NO ONE IS MORE QUALIFIED TO RULE AMONGST THE ASPIRANTS THAN YOUR SELF. THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE GOOD. WE JUST DEY PATCH BECOS ''HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN CHINCHIN'' .

oga pope, face ur bible and the church. not condom and aids.

OMG!!!! what an easy ride it wud be for GEJ. my question is ''WAS IBB SERIOUS ABOUT CONTESTING''?

WHAT ABOUT THE REAL ACTOR? I MEAN IBORI. YOU NEEDED TO SEE HER IN COURT, SO HUMBLE. IF ONLY SHE WAS AS HUMBLE AS THIS WHILE IN OFFICE, THE STORY WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT,