Thank God say Man no b God, dis dangote boy will just sign contract with God and will be selling Fresh air per minute breathing, rainfall 5k/hour,sunshine 3k/hour....

Vote Buhari

Dikko don enter am..... No condition is permanent....

heykims:

A man of God a pervert?? And he still got a whole book to his name in d Bible??
If u indeed believe the Bible is a Holy book, then u just insulted ur creator.. .
And if Jesus was married, he would have had sex and enjoyed it and he would give more than doggy as far as his thing remained inside d vagina and not d azz ....

.... Wanted to like dis comments twice, then i ended up disliking it.... 100000000000Likes for ur comment

LeSaint:


Africa nor get science. Only obdurately stupid morons who believe in maguns, odeshi, money rituals and witches and wizards.
The rest of the world has moved on away from those mundane primitive myths, but no, not us.
We're the dark continent.
Yet, no one has thought of using our "science" to get us an edge in the comity of nations. Why can't we win international sporting events at will, with our "chams", or deflect disease epidemics with "odeshi", or even send a flock of witches to go haul some bulk forex from USA Treasury?
Eh? Why not? African science for mouth?

The only thing special here is our (your) idiocy. Somebody will go an murder an innocent soul just to cut off their head dk, or some other part to take to a babalawo to make him rich.
You look at the babalawo, he is retched and hungry, yet you still believe he can make you rich. You still have to give him money to live on.
If anyone has any such power, in reality, to create free money for himself or another person, such a person would immediately be on a world stage. Only morons would believe otherwise.

Some families feud among themselves perpetually over mutual suspicions of witchcraft and spooks. Yet none would admit that they are a witch or wizard. It's always the other party that is.
Let me even be bold enough to say here that, were there in fact stuff like witchcraft or real magic in existence, it would not be we Africans possessing it. Because we are too mentally lazy to be rewarded with such. We only know how to believe, take for granted or resign.
The rest of the world knows this, that's why they're so scornful when they hear us making this noise.

Bro, na me u write this epistle for? Anyway, the more you look, the less you see..... U talk like a kid/ indomie generation..... All of you saying that there z nothing like money ritual bcus the herbalist looks poor, i pray our family will not be their victims. Those herbalist knows the repercussion of all these rituals, main reason why they don't do such.... If you wanna comfirm wetther juju dey or not, please just come to ITOKU MARKET, here in ABEOKUTA

Yeak Laura Ikeji Promised her 100k, i heard dat she gave birth the following week

Scientifically koh, Casio ni.... Na africa science.....

BALLOSKI:



Nairalanders, I need your humble guidance and advice on this issue. 5% is at stake here.

Brother, 5% of this no go fit cover your tfare to EFCC office.... Abeg leave d person make he embezzle am.... Thats Ekiti state allocation...

I don't know when posting of pix bcms news.... One Lecturer used olosho will post her remnant online one useless bloggers will copy n paste it on Nairaland, we Jobless Nlanders will now be salivating on it.... God oya provide me better Job through nlanders....

Commando ni

Artistree:

There's nothing like weeping machine, maybe you mean whipping machine and it's associated with book binding, is she a publisher, or a fashion designer? If she's the latter, it's industrial weaving machine, if the former, it's industrial whipping machine.

Aiit.... Try to Google search Weeping machine then

jashar:


Nah.... there's one for sewing. I checked it up on Google.

I am talking of this type...

jashar:
I thought it's called 'whipping' machine.

Dats blending machine

Artistree:

It is weaving machine, not weeping machine pls.

There is different btw Weaving and weeping machine... I am talking of INDUSTRIAL WEEPING MACHINE and not Weaving machine....

My fiance (we'v did introduction) was in need of weeping machine of about 98k, so i hustled to raise some token for her which her mum called to thank me than.... Unfortunately the plan didn't go as planned, now the seller has returned the money to her, and she informed me. Now my question is SHOULD I COLLECT THE MONEY FROM HER or I should move on.....

Head phone abi Head Operation?

Hf

Palm sunday University.... Just 3 buildings, taking the pix from different direction... Poor structural design... Check the stairway to comfirm that...

[quote author=Behira post=55462289] Ahn ahn i almost threw up now..... Op u should include graphic pics on the title[/quote
What is graphic in dat.... Check the background you will see the inscription STUDIO

See long finger like EKANO GOWON

Some mumu will just copy any shit and paste it on Nairaland just to make fp.
That corp member might be imitating Gombe indigenes (tongue) if truely he/she is from yorubaland....

FR

You better dust ur Pali and go to any nearby sawmill

Kingcesar:
Using mouth to chase away forign investment.prove to us that you did not eat the lunch by firing magu. How long?

As if foreign investors doesn't know that STEALING IS NOT A CORRUPTION

Na to harrass innocent civilians.....

They are looking for you at Ijebu. You be Original Ritualist ingredient.

sleemoon:



Yes boss... Na ghost tinz on NL jare... Oga wen u go marry naa.. I wan chop jollof incorporated with fried rice ooo....

Bro, na u i dey wait for o...

sleemoon:


You said it all bro.... How u dey?

Baba ooooo.... I dey o.... Longest time man

Rome was not built in a day.... If you are waiting for million naira b4 u get married then you are on a long thing. Although you will feel the impact bcus that money will now be shared between 2 ppl, but with good savings and another source of income, you are good to go.
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Don't go and marry slay queen/pepper dem gang or else dat ur salary na only foundation brush dey go use am buy.