Dia is a camera in that sunshade.... Most dss do use such glasses.

The guy dey craze.. . She no see say she fat b4 toasting her? Morofa, wat is d essence of being in a relationship if you can't tell ur partner wat u like/dislike abt dem.

Picture of your dream or wedontbilivyou
. You can start snake farming n be selling the snake to lala..

Stale.... So Yahoo boy go call himself yahoo guy abi...

God in HIS infinite mercy will not let me to have any issue with them. I hate them with passion. Always carrying gun with paper cellotape upandan, intimidating ppl.
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How can you arrest someone asking her where she got her TINKO (preserved meat mostly from d north) supply from

But why d selective healing? With d help of Pastor T. B Joshua, i dont think we should have representative for d last paralympic game.

Chai... D guy never die, dey don dey share him property. @bundlegist admin

But why?.... Even if they are occupying the land illegally, they should atleast give them sometimes till when dis recession is over. Those working 24hours found it hardly to feed demselves not to talk of dos wu lose their means of livelihood. Lets wait till 2018 n see what they will campaign with. They are just giving their opponent party alot of points n documentary to campaign with come 2018.

Some dude will carry their ATM card, n started begging for money, showing u their ATM card, that they were unable to withdraw cash...

The effect will take a new dimension. Lets assume before d expired date, d poison will affect d kidney, but after d expired date, den it will affect the heart, kidney, bladder, oesophagus, retina etc... #yinmu

E b like say na aliens dey live for kenya

Do you receive alert on every transaction?
Bcus i could remember, 2012 when one of their agent came to our campus to open an account with dem, d guy used his phone to taje our passport n co.. . Since den, av being receiving one useless msg from dem....
@Op Try n write ur details n give it to d customer care agent. #eleyigidigan

Jidibia:

Ask Google?

Look at ur post, buh i tot u were trying to teach me how to use question mark d oda time.

laparry12:
which' useless set of ppl' are u referring to here? one person posted, asking ur opinion & ur generalising, pls focus on d poster & what she said in her write up.

Buhahahahaha the animal given anesthesia to the front page of your life with a place where you will study with interest rates on skye bank savings and finance company that has been attributed to get the best way to go back to their vomit to be the first time in Nigeria only one who can do what God Almighty can't do anything for you to our Daddy.







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Hope you got dat? That's d center prediction of my SwiftKey application. Very good in keeping dos seeking for ur attention busy....

ceeceeuwa:

I hope you dress the way Abraham dresses... don't forget to ride on a donkey

Bro, we av 1.6million n above users on nairaland... If your comment shld be on Frontpage without a LIKE, den just know that YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE. #shalom

Jidibia:

Did you ask a question? If so there should be question mark(?) and not dot dot dot (...)

Wole Soyinka.
What is Sarcasm?

Useless set of ppl.... Na so holy Mary dey dress.....

Raydos:
I wonder why women are hard

My wife went out leaving our new born baby in the hands of our pretty maid. The little boy kept crying and the maid did all she can but he kept crying till she brought out her breast to give him and he stopped crying. As the small boy was sucking the breast, i entered and saw it, i was so angry and afraid that he could contact disease from there, i shouted for the girl, but she told me that nothing is coming out of the breast but i didn't believe her, i decided to suck the breast too, to confirm, as i was sucking her breast, my wife came in, upon all my explanation, she refused to understand..
Biko tell me did i do anything wrong in making sure our son is not poisoned?

Stale.. Na ur set dey abuse Buhari most for plagiarism.

Hope no b bcus of d free meal promised by dos yeye government

Make i com adopt her jare...

CuteTj:

I like this your comment o... but I know say na zobo.

Bro, na u get d logic ....

Deenite:
One time i was driving on a high speed in kuvuki land s.africa, i saw a trailer in my front, tried appling brakes bt it didnt work, den i jumped out of the car, ran to the front, pushed d car back until it stopped.














Lol. Mr bones 2

Kaabo... How was ur journey, u go need purewater?

Him dey use juju join? Abi no be ogun b dat?


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Back den, wen he went for the bank interview, the guy will be looking innocently, n d oversabi HR will taught dat dey av seen saint among d applicant, not knowing dat dey are employing Oloriburuku somebody.




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Waoooo... . First to condom... . Haa.. . Sowi.... First to comment.

Throwing out suya paper on d move, not knowing that an okada rider was coming, breeze carried the whole paper and covered his face with the suya paper n pepper.

For keeping your last 1000naira note wen going to busy/pickpocketing market after folding it in 4places

Lets blame d breast wey no dey produce milk, bcus assuming milk dey comot now, d husband for don comot mouth b4 d wife enter.

This is d real bush meat,unlike dat creeping animal....

asamaigho:
We enroute to work yesterday morning, and i spotted dis serpent by d fence,i parked to have a natgeo wild film,unknowing to dat my colleage had anoda plan for d serpent.

Guy, u were inside d car, fully winded during d adventure.... U dey fear? U came down from d car wen d tamer caught d snake.

Using Urine to wash your yansh.. ..

Noticed