Very funny cartoons from our naija guys.

I searched but couldn't find any cartoon to post, so I decided to draw mine up and post it here.

Please tell me I am a wonderful artist.

I used the program "Paint" to draw it.

she said she sings soprano

Mimiko, whatz up
You ain't hitting the right note today

Alright guys, this is getting interesting.
Clemcykul, your mouth looks like the perfet spot for a potentially dangerous and explosive release of hydrogen sulphide and some very soft squashy molecules!!!!

Hello guys, but this is looking kinda easy, so let me give you the real scenario:
Your hot date is in the car, the hold up is not going to end in the nearest hour, no fast food joints around, only banks!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about:
ten times tope teadr tried to teach, ten times tope teadr trembled

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I am rocking, I can't stop myself, !!!!!!!! Damn, Sooomebody Save Meeee, !!!!
What's going on??!!!!!!

It is only when I touch my face that I realise that I am crying.

(yawn)
Soooooooo Dry,

Hey guys on the nairaland forum, check dis out:
Picture this:

You are driving and you are caught up with a serious hold-up. Then the unexpected happens: You need to relieve yourself (U need to shit!!!) and there is no sign of the hold-up abating nor is there any sign of a concealed place or a toilet.

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That was good but try dis for size:

A pilot was commisioned to transfer first-grade mad men to Abuja From Lagos.

As the group of fifty-five mad men were air - bound, the pilot was nearly deafened by the senseless chatter of them mental folks.

Putting the plane on Auto Pilot, he came and yelled 2 dem to pipe down or else,

Of course the racket continued; mad men will always be mad men.

But suddenly, the cacophony stopped. The pilot returned to find only one serene looking mad man reading the day's news papers. If the pilot had taken the time to look closely, he would have seen the photograph of Yar' Adua and the heading "The Punch News Paper" Upside down. But he didn't.

"What happened?", the perplexed pilot asked his mad friend.

Relaxedly, the mad man folded his paper, lit his cigarette, and blew a few puffs before replying.
"Well, since they were making too much noise, I told them to go and play outside. Don't worry, when they are tired, they will come back."[color=#990000][/color]

Ralvyn, you just confirmed my fears.
I have been suspecting you of homosexual tendencies and you have just confirmed it.
You are the person on Nairaland that I suspect 100% and that is that.

Mbog, when i dey tell una say I be naija to the BONE, NOW YOU SEE WHY.

Adjain is NAIJA TO THE BONE!!! Say It anywhere!!!!

I'll agree with grafikdon. Elechi Amadi's Concubine is a masterpiece.
The story of a river god's wife who comes to earth to live amongst men and the jealousy is the river god will rival any screen shot of our time.

I heard that too. They say on the nineteenth of this September.
Are you writing the post Ume? If yes, this is my number: 08082722766
See you at the Centre.
My real name is justin.

This is my own modest list.

Darksword Trilogy - Margaret and Tracy Hickman
A plague of Pythons - Frederick Pohl
Star Trek (War Drums) - Forgotten the Author
Star Wars (Jedi Search)

I would like to slap, knock and beat the hell out of this man wey dem dey call,
Wetin be im name
Maybe it's Richard Mofe Damijo, or Genevieve or Pa James.

I don forget.

Juju, Voodoo, and the whole muck-a-mucks.
Maybe you do not believe in it, but doubt does not change the facts. Maybe until your brothey turns into a man-sized tortoise, then you will believe. "Blessed is he who has not seen yet believed."
I strongly believe in voodoo (Or juju, whatever) but I also believe that He that is in me is greater than He that is in the World.

And that is that.

The trend should be checked as soon as possible. The God of dollars is not a god that should be served. Mammon is his name and he really is a hard taskmaster. Why do you think someone would cut off his manhood for money??

The money-making inclination of Nigerian pastors makes us wonder why Jesus Christ Said: Foxes have holes and birds have nests, but the son of man has nowhere to lay his head on.

No be small thing at all.