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Trust Naija Sense by Ninjabyte(m): 6:53am On Sep 22, 2007
3 Nigerians and 3 Americans boarded a train to London to watch a football match. They were just 5 minutes into their journey when the Americans noticedd that the 3 Nigerians only had 1 ticket.

'How are you guys planning to get away with this?' asked the Americans

'Just dey look go' replied one of the Nigerians.

A few minutes before the coachman started collecting tickets, the 3 Nigerians forced themselves into a bathroom.

'Tickets please?' said the coachman knocking on the bathroom door.
The crafty Nigerians simply passed the ticket they had under the door and the coachman went on. A minute later they emerged from the bathroom and narrated their story to the Americans.
'Wow, that was really smart!' they said. 'we'll also try that on our way back'
So on the return journey, the 3 Americans bought only one ticket but this time, the 3 Nigerian had no ticket at all.
'How the hell are you going to pull this off this time?' asked the Americans
'Just dey look go' replied one of the Nigerians.
As the coachman began to collect tickets, the 3 Americans and the 3 Nigerians forced themselves into 2 bathrooms and waited for the coachman.
While they were waiting, one of the Nigerians came out of their own bathroom and knocked on the Americans bathroom.
'Tickets please?'
Re: Trust Naija Sense by Migines(m): 7:04am On Sep 22, 2007
Lmao. Dats Genius!
Re: Trust Naija Sense by Ninjabyte(m): 11:51am On Sep 24, 2007
10x man
Re: Trust Naija Sense by clemcykul(f): 12:03pm On Sep 24, 2007
lol grin
Re: Trust Naija Sense by siege(m): 12:21pm On Sep 24, 2007
i ve a strange feeling dat the story is about
undecided undecidedgood job anyway grin
Re: Trust Naija Sense by MEGASTAR2(m): 12:24pm On Sep 24, 2007
Dat a nice one.am just laughter, no laughted, ooo d grammar no be by force i just dey , -, -, dey go
Re: Trust Naija Sense by Ninjabyte(m): 12:31pm On Sep 24, 2007
No crack up ooo
Re: Trust Naija Sense by adjain(m): 12:46pm On Sep 24, 2007
Mbog, when i dey tell una say I be naija to the BONE, NOW YOU SEE WHY.

Adjain is NAIJA TO THE BONE!!! Say It anywhere!!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Trust Naija Sense by Ninjabyte(m): 6:52am On Sep 25, 2007
I guess we will only say it here. Methinks if we go to the Uk, u'll become a Ugandan
Re: Trust Naija Sense by Nobody: 11:39am On Sep 25, 2007
abeg i am proud to be a naija guy, till 2morrow cool
Re: Trust Naija Sense by brimbrack(m): 11:41am On Sep 25, 2007
naija no dey come last!!! grin grin
Re: Trust Naija Sense by Aiphie(f): 3:19pm On Sep 25, 2007
Nor be lie. Naija nor dey carry last. Up Naija anyday, anytime , anywia. cheesy
Re: Trust Naija Sense by Aiphie(f): 3:20pm On Sep 25, 2007
Nor be lie. Naija nor dey carry last. Up Naija anyday, anytime , anywia. cheesy

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