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Class Of Funny Kids by sholabanke(m): 6:25pm On May 23, 2008 |
____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ________________________________ ____________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is, TEACHER: No, Millie, Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ______________ ___________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________ |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by Abbygyal(f): 11:37pm On May 23, 2008 |
@poster nice jokes |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by akinsadeez(m): 10:26am On May 24, 2008 |
good jokes |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by Nobody: 2:00pm On May 24, 2008 |
Nice studentssss |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by SamMilla1(m): 2:02pm On May 24, 2008 |
keeping up well done people |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by Jeovy(m): 9:02am On May 26, 2008 |
Nice Joke especially this TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by clemcykul(f): 12:04pm On May 26, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by UNLEASHED(m): 2:49am On May 27, 2008 |
Good Jokes! |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by topeteadr(m): 10:07am On May 27, 2008 |
Holy moses |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by folly69(m): 10:18am On May 27, 2008 |
heard it before bt still nice |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by kayowalemi(m): 3:27pm On May 27, 2008 |
folly69:same |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by krama(m): 1:23am On May 28, 2008 |
Beautiful |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by TOYOSI20(f): 5:02am On May 28, 2008 |
Cool |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by clemcykul(f): 8:29am On May 28, 2008 |
thank you evrybazzy hope u hall enyoyed de yoke |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by folly69(m): 11:34am On May 28, 2008 |
yelz i doz, yansh u |
Re: Class Of Funny Kids by clemcykul(f): 4:48pm On May 28, 2008 |
ynash u too dear |
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