Who is a small boy, you, your brother or your uncle.

Dual core ko, dual personality ni.

@Kemji Are you parents aware yet!! Is it that you have not yet told them what's going on or is it that there are no Aro( Kolomental hospitals) in your area?

Tell them before it is too late.
(Don't take it personally, i am just playing the stupid game)

Cool Joke, dude.

I mean it.

Ultimately Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEECKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

Who the heck posted this sh**

Nice one, though

Ussyan, thanks for the information. You don't know what relief you have brought to me.

Are you in uniben??

Maybe we can get to know one another.

@gee, jeez, man, I see why nobody replied you since february.

Well, I am a compassionate fellow, so I will just tell you the reason:

_{This is the jokes section} So endeavour to post jokes next time, please,
and not moral jargon_{did i say that??}

@niceuzor, let me just warn you, this is not your village. How can you post to be continued?

You think you are the don, huh?? Well, you ain't!!! I, adjain, remain the don.

If I give you ten of my very best riddles, you wouldn't even get one.

Ok, you think I am kidding, here, try this.
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To be continued, _{[/sub]hehehehe[sub]}

It's not the 10th of December, after all. Guys, can someone tell me when the physical clearance will commence, 'cos i really feel like a fish out of water now.

I gained admission to study agric econs and its extensions.

Thanks, and double luv to the nairalanders.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

I have also been admitted for agric and its extension.

The 10,500 card is for the clearance. I have finished mine.

Please can some1 tell me the date for the physical clearance, and when uniben will resume for the next session?

while men slept, their friend came and ate them.

He's got a healthy appetite, though.

I wouldn't mind taking him out for dinner

Guess what we are having for dinner??

That is how it is in the future.

That is why I built the time machine that brought me back to the past.

My name is Arnold Schwarzenneger and I am chasing the Terminator (or am I the Terminator?). Anyway, the life in the future is bad.

I advise you guys, give up science and go back to the days of hoe and cutlass.

Yeah, I understand, bro.

Give one of those guys a hug and you are stabbed "below the belt"

You go wound O!!

Jeez, I vacated from this forum with the hope that things will get better by the time i come back.
Things have gotten better (ythanks to the big man, Seun), nut when will the dry jokes stop.

Be warned, because my temper is very short!!!!!!!!!

Got me cracking

You desperately need a haircut from the front of your head backwards.

I just dey cry for you.
You post joke first time, nobody answer you.
You come still reply your yeye post. Nobody still answer you.
Instead make you carry your granpapa gun, take fire your dry jokeless head comot!!!
I still dey cry for you, my brother,

r_o_b_b_y:

only in asia will you see such crazy s**t

Migines:

You can't be too sure.

Meaning your brother is a professional nose-biter

Guys, don't looke far.

I am the boy!!! *smiles proudly*

I received the e-mail, this morning too. I can bet my a$$ that the e-mailer is a nairalander.

I hope on checking it out, though

But ever since I joined this nairaland forum, I have been receiving orisirisi mails O!!!

Thanks man, it really worked with the infrared link in my office.

Please, can you tell me where I can get the cable for sony ericsson??

Please I also want to know the cost, and if it is only a USB cable I can find. If it is so, how do i connect it to a non-USB using system.

I hope my questions are not too much.

Thank you for your post, and God Bless you.

I drew this and scanned it.

Someone please highlight the steps to add effects in photoshop?

thanks

na because I no dey online, na im make showbobo dey misbehave.

Tessbaby talk say she no do, showbobo, why you no just wan leave the girl??!!

All those girls wey you dey smooch for beach neva do you?

showbobo:

@TESSYBABY

you want me to take a break??its no problem,in as much as you would be taking it with me.ok??

tessbaby, I didn;t go far.

You were damned right to get prepared for the unknown, because I want to ask you a question.

Have you seen your sister lately?

I may be a piece of shit, but you are my second-in-shit

showbobo:

No be say them wicked,them don talk say the first person to reply the post na THE BIGGEST AND DUMBEST FOOL IN THE WHOLE WORLD.Therefore,i guess you now know, you're simply a worthless piece of shit.PLC

Nairalanders, una wicked O.
Instead make una tell the guy say the joke na copy and paste, una just bone the guy (abi na girl?)

Have mercy, now

iwajay:

Tessybay don't mind them joo. Let's go back to bed and have some more fun. _{*nobody should tell Aiphie o*}

Tess girl, let me just advice you as a friend. Iwajay is not as you expect him to be. He was once my class mate in primary two. He is still in primary two, though. Can't seem to find the answer to 2+1.
He is somewhere around 72 years old. You won't enjoy the bed experience.

@showbobo, good for you. I only wish it happened in real life.
You no know say tope no fit use that knife on me, abi?

PArdon me if i didn't find the joke there.

Please tell me, in which part of the joke was I supposed to rip my pants in laughter

No sarcasm intended.

sussy1:

A-D-J-A-I-N
Na wa oooooooooo

What is the na wa there? did I lie??

Did you hear or see either tope or iwajay denying it!!!

I no longer have the feeling that tope is the dad (or iwajay), I know it!!!

Seun, i never knew you can react like this.
what did vancouver do to you?