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Career / Re: My Friend's Mother Suspended Her From Her Company For Fighting Her Staff by adonisgold: 1:14pm On Aug 31, 2023
Why should the staff take instructions from her? You that was just employed you are coming to form CEO. I know what some girls can do. For all the staff to resist her she has been throwing her weight around.

What other advice does she need again? Shebi she has made up her mind not to go back there. Let her start looking for job. That's the next thing. Then as a new intake let her start giving instructions in the company that just employed her.

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Agriculture / Re: How To Start A Profitable Plantain Farm In Nigeria (pics) by adonisgold: 11:42am On Jan 22, 2023
Following
Car Talk / Re: Help! My Corolla Jerks During Acceleration by adonisgold: 1:17pm On Jan 18, 2023
Engine seat may be loose
Family / Re: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by adonisgold: 9:01pm On Jul 04, 2022
Nobleking2000:
Are you sure you are really his blood. The man might be impotent. You might be the child of your mum's man friend or ex boyfriend. So your mum might want to play a fast one on him by bringing another man's child to him to train. He decided to let you suffer with your mum. Knowing fully well that he is impotent.

. Tell your parents you want a DNA test then one of them will open up to you the truth.

You no get even half grain of sense.
Family / Re: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by adonisgold: 8:43pm On Jul 04, 2022
Em, which one is your major issue? Angry with your Dad or your mom? Angry at yourself for borrowing money from loan apps? Angry for not joining yahoo? Or angry at the yahoo friends who no longer pick your calls?

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Family / Re: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by adonisgold: 8:40pm On Jul 04, 2022
Since you have already agreed you are a failure and you are failing already, it is clear that you will still fail in making your father suffer.

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Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie: Two Plots Of Land Not Enough For Me, My Cars, Entourage by adonisgold: 12:38pm On Jan 20, 2022
He should give out his fleet of cars so that he will acquire fleet of jets. That is how the Kingdom works. grin

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Family / Re: Housemaid Strangles To Death Mother Of Lucky Igbinedion, Former Edo Governor by adonisgold: 12:06pm On Dec 05, 2021
Oh boy!!
Politics / Re: Bandits Shoot Pregnant Pharmacist Dead For Being Sluggish by adonisgold: 8:48am On Oct 25, 2021
Bross, E be like say you no get sense.

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I pray all those pregnant women who act like the weight of the world is on them because of a load they happily accepted read this and learn.

Pregnancy is not a disability.
We were not there when you were fvcked.
We are damn sure you enjoyed most of the shagging.
How can you spread your legs wide for a preek, gulp it up in your mouth and when the aftermath of your enjoyment is here, you'd expect me to give up my space on a queue for you or treat you preferentially.

No way.

I tell them and I'd say it again, it doesn't make me a gentleman so don't expect pity from me just because you are carrying a bulge that you got through pleasure.

If I find you attractive, I'd woo you despite your bump, if you fall for me, I'd shag you even harder despite your bump.

To all the pregnant women out there,
Carry your pregnancy with all sense of responsibility and expect no empathy from anyone. In due time, our good Lord will make you birth safely.

Till then, a minute of silence to the dead pharmacist who died because of being sluggish. No, she died because she expected people to pity her because she was pregnant.

But that's not a good enough reason for anyone to die but we all know that bandits are monsters.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan Killed Iniobong Umoren And Buried Her - Confession To Police by adonisgold: 1:39pm On May 02, 2021
You are an idiot sir!


well, many things can be the reason for them to kill her, raging from cheating to husband snatching. who knows ![/quote]

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uduak-Frank Akpan Killed Iniobong Umoren And Buried Her - Confession To Police by adonisgold: 1:39pm On May 02, 2021
You are an idiot sir! [qquote author=NwaIgboBoy post=101305740]yauwaaa!!!


well, many things can be the reason for them to kill her, raging from cheating to husband snatching. who knows ![/quote]

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Car Talk / Re: REMOTE FAULT ASSESSMENT AND DIAGNOSIS GUIDE By AutoMoTech by adonisgold: 9:00am On Oct 28, 2020
My Toyota Highlander , 2002 model was parked for a while, like a month. When I started it , the power steering oil was leaking. Took it to mechanic who replaced some tubes. Since then the steering has become very strong. It is okay sometimes but soon it seizes and becomes very difficult to drive. Pls, help. The Power steering is no longer leaking.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Explosion Rocks Lebanon's Capital, Beirut by adonisgold: 9:21pm On Aug 04, 2020
27Pushing30:
Imagine a Muslim country with nuclear capabilities


Just try imagining it and tell me it’s not terrifying

Pakistan is a Moslem country and they have nuclear weapons.

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Education / Re: Ekiti State Student Dies In Boyfriend's Hostel In Osun Poly (Graphic Pix, Video) by adonisgold: 10:02am On Jun 17, 2020
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Thermodynamics:


This one never know the country where you de, as far as Nigeria is concern, if person die for your house, na you kill am, police go torture you till you admit.
Politics / How To Avoid Nigerian Trouble. by adonisgold: 10:04am On Feb 13, 2020
One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.

Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.


But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.

I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.

I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.

The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.

Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,

"I know my right!"

This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.

Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.

If your lawyer is shouting,

"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.

It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.

Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.

I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.

That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.

I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.

I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.

I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.

Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.

If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.

Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.

Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.

Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.

Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.

Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.

Avoid people who talk too much.

Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.

Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.

Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.

Stop saying things like,

" Do you know who I am?"

"I no dey fear anybody!"

"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"

Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun �.

Copyright.

Jude Oshuks Abu.

February 7th, 2020.

(All rights reserved.)

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Crime / Re: 4 Policemen To Die By Hanging For Killing Okadaman by adonisgold: 9:28am On Aug 02, 2018
Did all four policemen shoot at him? Was it not one who fired the shot? Why sentence all 4? This is not justice.
Romance / Re: Man & Girlfriend Drown In Jos River While Having Sex In Car - Twitter User by adonisgold: 11:18am On Jul 11, 2018
buygala:
Modified

The person whose picture is posted on this thread is Retyit Akila Dakok, a graduate medical doctor of University of Jos, who died in a vehicle accident in Yobe State a few days ago while undergoing his NYSC in the same State.

Mods please take note and take down this thread as it is totally disrespectful to this late young man who died a few days ago in totally different circumstances ...thanks

This thread is an embarrassment to his family please ....people are already calling his family and asking silly questions because of this thread...


This is a link to his Facebook profile

https://m.facebook.com/radical2389

Cc Seun, Lalasticlala

So what are the mods doing about this?
Education / Re: U.K Exam Question: "The Advance-Fee Fraud Is Also Known As Nigerian Fraud" by adonisgold: 10:55pm On May 23, 2018
What is there to be ashamed off? Abeg ee. Make I hear word. Na you Nigerian Ambassador to UK?

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Car Talk / Re: Windscreen Got Shattered Without External Force by adonisgold: 8:52am On May 21, 2018
Yeah, it happens. The windshield is expired. Excessive heat contributes.
Literature / My Treacherous Heart. by adonisgold: 1:52am On May 08, 2018
After Vize I swore never to fall in love again. Not because I was afraid of being hurt, but because I do not like the sensation of falling and I fell hard for her. People who claim they cannot love because they are afraid of being hurt are lying. Nobody does that, because no one can help falling in love.

Anyway, I had made up my mind when I met Naomi. It was one Thursday morning, I was rushing off to work when I saw her standing under the mango tree helping her mother sell akara. I will not describe Naomi. Close your eyes, imagine what you would wish your wife to look like, that was Naomi. Our eyes met, and my silly heart skipped a beat. I felt she felt something too. It was in her look, it was in the way we held our glance, it was the way her bright eyes shimmered in the early morning light, it was in her.

That is how I started buying Akara every morning and taking to work. She was always there. But I never said anything, not that I did not want to. I would have prepared a beautiful speech in my head. I would have practiced how I would tell Naomi that she was the sunshine in my drab world and the silver lining in my darkened skies.

But when I saw her the next morning the only words that came out of my mouth was,
''Good Morning. Please give me 200 naira Akara.'' She would give me, I would pay, and go away silent, with my feelings repressed and unexpressed. It was the agony of my silence.

I really do not like Akara and I was always giving them to our Gateman Papa Nora. The man thought I was always buying the Akara because I was nice like that. He always prayed for me profusely when I handed the package to him. He would jokingly say he would give me his daughter Nora to marry. I laughed it off.

One day Papa Nora fell ill and I was asked to drop him at home. I had to carry him inside because he was very weak. He directed me to his apartment and I knocked. When the door swung open there stood angel Nora. She was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Close your eyes and imagine the loveliest woman you have ever seen, that was Nora.

My heart skipped a beat and I fell head over heels in love. God! What will I do with this my heart that keeps falling in love blindly? It was when the old man started slumping I managed to regain my senses and I explained that her father was ill and had to be taken to a hospital. She greeted me, rushed in to change leaving me with only the fragrance of her perfume and that familiar butterfly feeling in my tummy.
Romance / Re: I Wasn't Intrested In Her Until She Said Goodbye by adonisgold: 12:44am On May 08, 2018
MARX77:
See Ehn, I am tired as f of all this relationship stuff, I DON TIRE!!!

I have tire more than you! I swear I have. They are always looking for advice. All these people asking for advice online, don't they have elders in their village?

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Religion / Re: Help Needed Concerning Restitution by adonisgold: 8:38pm On Apr 29, 2018
Go and tear the certificate, then burn the pieces, and drink the ashes!

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Travel / Re: Man Killed In Fatal Car Accident Due To Bad Road In Cross River State. Photos by adonisgold: 6:43pm On Apr 06, 2018
You are a goat sir.
4kDdullard:
May it never be well with our politicians and their family wherever they go
Sports / Re: Morocco Vs Nigeria: CHAN 2018 Finals - 4 - 0 (Full-Time) by adonisgold: 8:10pm On Feb 04, 2018
Jatinzbusinessc:
E remain small make this guyz score us

If not that the corna kick went offline
Na eao
Crime / Re: Two Men Pretending To Be Medical Doctor Caught With Expired Medicines In Uromi by adonisgold: 4:33am On Jan 30, 2018
Hehehe. It's a normal hussling in Uromi. They call them Afamaku.

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