To be honest, there's a lot of backstabbing and political maneuvering in church matters. Half the issues here are erring pastors that wanted more than a piece of the MFM pie.

That's why people underestimate the work their GOs do. Half the time is spreading the word, the other half is spent keeping an eye on internal affairs. It's not as easy as you think, as some of the satellite churches are really difficult to manage.

Maybe you are too conditioned to think that sex only comes in boyfriend and girlfriend relationships.

Truth is, of the over 7 billion earthlings, not all are products of compassionate, and physically loving relationships between their parents.

If you want more from her, you might not get it and might end frustrated, because with each penetration, you fall madly more in love with her. This creates an imbalance and things can turn sour, and as she is less invested emotionally, memories might be all you are left with.

My advice, order a Shawarma, eat to your fill, call her and just generally enjoy your time with her, no strings like Top Tea

And people will be having bad network and blaming MTN, not knowing they haff stolen batteries from Mast

Most of those batteries would likely end up at spare part shops. That's why most times it is better to buy new things as you never know how the item left its last owner

The only arms that would rise are hands guiding food into the mouth of Southerners

I'll explain why, using Nairaland as an example. The average number of news items on the FrontPage is between 60 - 65. And during eventful periods, more. Think of how many more news, shockers, events etc. will happen in the next 700+ days before the election. With our increasing presence and vocalness online, Nigerians would hardly be able to focus on any issue as events will always overtake events.

The best bet is influence behavioural change in people and Government by celebrating good behaviour publicly and online. With the power of social media, more politicians would have to dance to the tunes played by the public in order to earn their mandate. This would take time, but is the right thing to do.

It is called Bestiality. The internet is littered with such obsceneness showing mankinds depravity.

I think what is most amazing is how the natural law of selection puts a check on these things. For example, a man cannot genealogically impregnate a horse and vice-versa, otherwise we'd be having Centuars - beasts that are half-human, half- horse walking on hoofs and with the arms and head of a man.

However, this reality is just subject to time, as somewhere right now, there's probably a team of Scientists testing vaccines on.......

Who would ever imagine an armpit would be labelled viewers discretion.

In the food entertainment biz where we come from, viewers discretion is when you force on an unwilling audience, a picture of rice entangled with peppered sauce, enamored by fried fish and cow tail - like below