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TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Pictures (nsfw) by AfroCynic: 10:27pm On Mar 14, 2009
lucabrasi:

honestly,cant you make a point without resorting to insults??everyone isnt meant to line behind you and subsrcibe to your opinions you know,and verbal bullying doesnt work on an anonymous online portal
@post
artistically, really nice visual depiction but connected with nollywood really dumb and pointless, my surmission is that of a foreigner who is trying to depict nollywood from his/her eyes

I stand by my earlier statement, I was kuku not talking to you but if the shoe fit nko, !

Sometimes Nollywood can be best summed up from the eyes of a stranger because some Nigerians do not see how it appeals to their base fears and desires and i think dude did a really nice job of illustrating that. You can line up where you want, mate. cool
Rap Battles / Re: Afrocynic Vs Baudex A Pussi Must Be Put To Shame ! by AfroCynic: 9:13pm On Mar 14, 2009
Baudex:

@Afro.
Get a job,u not my match.

YOu really have no sense of irony do you? YOU challanged me, did you forget. Anyway, just work on you rap game because you suck.
Rap Battles / Re: Afrocynic Vs Baudex A Pussi Must Be Put To Shame ! by AfroCynic: 8:54pm On Mar 14, 2009
See, Negro, you basically hung yourself and a sister did not have a to spit a verse!! Gottdammmmn
Rap Battles / Re: "star Wars Re-visited" Drop Em 16's If Its Hot . . . . . . by AfroCynic: 2:27pm On Mar 14, 2009
Lol, you two are clowns, the 'rapping' versions of Aki and Paw Paw.  You can say all the misogynistic rubbish you want, I still beat you Foka and i know it pained Buadex but [b]I CAN RAP BETTER THAN YOU[/B]. That it now, go play somewhere, I am busy.
Rap Battles / Re: Afrocynic Vs Ofoka! Boredom Battle! No Retreat No Surrender by AfroCynic: 2:22pm On Mar 14, 2009
Stop it, dude, best of two, I owned you already. You could post a thousand verse, it won't change that fact.
Rap Battles / Re: "star Wars Re-visited" Drop Em 16's If Its Hot . . . . . . by AfroCynic: 1:53am On Mar 14, 2009
Lol, I am glad you posted, I won't even bother to rap back, it'll be like me killing a cadaver, you're not on my level, I killed you boy, and [b]YOU CANNOT RAP[/B] accept it.


I would love nothing more than to be in Nigeria right, Lord knows. Hang yourself, youngster, you are not on my level.  I am ugly, lol, post your pic lets see who suffer true wowo-ism.
Rap Battles / Re: "star Wars Re-visited" Drop Em 16's If Its Hot . . . . . . by AfroCynic: 1:21am On Mar 14, 2009
Lol,you, this is how a dumb negro plays himself, I was talking about you not minding Foka cause I just ate him in a battle and now you run your mouth.

If you feel that your balls are big enogh to battle me, drop something, I am always game.
Rap Battles / Re: "star Wars Re-visited" Drop Em 16's If Its Hot . . . . . . by AfroCynic: 8:58pm On Mar 13, 2009
Baudex, dude can't rap, don't waste you time. I just ate him in a battle.
Rap Battles / Re: Afrocynic Vs Ofoka! Boredom Battle! No Retreat No Surrender by AfroCynic: 3:31pm On Mar 13, 2009
ofokasibe:

alrite cool. but i thot u were gon come with rhymes better than mine. i didnt kinda get ur rhymes
but neva mind am coming wit anoda verse right about now.hollaback gurl.

@afro-cynic
whateva u say can and would be used again u
u started off blowing me well/i can see that no other naija gurl suck 3rd legs berra than u
ur rap weapons are too feeble /mine is made for eternal lyrical destruction
cynic ur seriously needed in iraq/ cuzz ur berra off joining their suicide bombing mission
listen cynic/ ur diction is way below par/ a janded chic with an ajegunle background embarassed
now thats why handsome naija niggas like me would always lay ur back to the ground
i read thru ur lines and i can barely pick out any sensible lines
but then i thot , oh wasnt afrocynic the gatekeeper of obasanjo's grape vine?
ur name is lydia/but u dont play nada like a corrupt windows media player
they call me foka the flame spittin viper/foka's the definition of a natural born killer
am a dirty rhyme rhymer/ i didnt practice this cuzz its just my usual day freestyle
am so free with my style/ afrocynic is so dirty her profile picx stinks like a  pig sty
wanna act stupid around clown?
u would do better giving nigerian children an ugly frown lipsrsealed
gurl /am a big rap juggernut/my tongue can do more gynastics than ur whole body can
u know why?,
cuzz u make so much noise that am starting to mistake u for an empty popcorn can
tongue grin

its ur turn gurl

See, this is what boredom will do to you, okay, here we go.

Look, you're nothing but a part timer
a non rhymer, part hymen
part vagina
you keep talking about sucking d!ck
you oughta know, you lick em
like lolly sticks
This is what you get for a battling this
rap chick
leave your battle career dead,
wrapped in plastic
Natural born killer?
negro please! you aint never
held a piece,
Boy hide in the middle when it's time
for beef
I'm real that why this janded chic
can chill in A.J. hear the gun play
and still feel safe the next day
You? getting chased outta your own hood
where the real omo itas don't know you
you'll get stuck up, won't know who to go to
This boy never should have battle me
don't you have elders in your village
who coulda tackled me?
Metala e o le handle me
e bi ti mo wa
o le toka si be
that's why a shook n!gga like you
ma fo ka si be.
Rap Battles / Re: Afrocynic Vs Ofoka! Boredom Battle! No Retreat No Surrender by AfroCynic: 9:41pm On Mar 12, 2009
ofokasibe:

alrite, rules of engagement accepted, now listen verse 1 here i go.

@afrocynic
now listen goony, foka's all about gettin money and them cheddar kolas
afrocynic is the dope-ass version of fatai roling dollar grin
she needed me to rhyme / gurl dont u knw my verse is too lyrically sublime?
someone pls tell her i already graduated from her nursery sch rhymes
i saw ur profile picx and u looked like a lesbianic gay masquerade/
if 50 cent and chamillionaire had sex /, afrocynic is what their daughter would look like!
am kicking the nairaland rap game until my toe is all sore
afrocycling  grin  ur better off being a broke nigerian bore
my whole body is rhyme-proof /cuzz am known to throw mcs over the roof/
go ahead and shout woof/ u say ur the truth/ afrocynic where is the bleeping proof?
this aint a fair battle at all / for real/ this should be a lyrical extortion
cuzz when am thru wit you / even ur mums would wish she had an abortion
my wordsplay come sicker than hiv patients/ am nice like tyson wit a mic fashion /  
dont test my mics skills cuzz i will make u change faces more times than michael jackson!


i dont wanna hit u too much yet . this is for starters, lets see if u can match this

your arms are to short to battle this rap chick
I demolish better mcs, you so so
proud to be the king of half wits
now lets see,
the boy says I'm a lesbo
so that means I have more girls than he'll know
you're looking for a a new hero
it'll take more than these half baked flow
to impress me,
I feel sorry for you boy,
your effort was depressing
Damn, you ought to know better
battling this lyrical go getter
no, nigga, you ain't sublime
you the type of dude to ask for more time
for his metaphor and his similies
his own fam ain't feeling him
dude please, cynic ain't the one to verbally
spar with,
Even when i'm playing I spit classics
the boy don't like women, that why he dissed my pic
he's use to havin his knees on the floor
off with his drawers and a third leg to his jaw



just feeling the waters, lets see what you got.
Music/Radio / Re: Why Do Igbo Artistes Sing In Yoruba? by AfroCynic: 9:16pm On Mar 12, 2009
Lol, someone opened up the asylum,  tongue

That rap does not even warrant a response, it's so wack. omg.

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Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 7:26pm On Mar 12, 2009
darkroll:

@ Sauron
Am not sure if everyone got their brains up there , it seems to me some people walk with their brains and they just walk anyhow they like and not looking out for pit holes .

How can you compare a murderer and gay man ? it is easy to be murderer (just like u planing of stoning gay people) but it aint easy to be gay . Thanks a lot for the laugh " gay people got evil spirits in them " so funny .

BTW , am not supporting  gay marriage in Nigeria (as a lot of nigerians are still very close minded) but  their fundamental human  rights should be given consideration .

I will only support stoning gay people to death if we all support that anyone who commit any act of sin stated in the bible should be stone to death also.

When as God gave human beings the scale to weigh sins ??



Abi o, e ba mi be re lo wo e o.






Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 7:23pm On Mar 12, 2009
Pataki:

Pardon me to answer you, but there are dictates and norms which the society expects one to conform to. An homosexual is a deviant to such norms within the Nigerian context. Hence, they should be ready to dance to the tune of the law.

Stop preaching about tolerance here. It does not wash down the dictates and expectations to the law of the society.


Yes but what you fail to realise that norms are not fixed, there was a time it was the norm for black to be slaves, society expected blacks to conform to that norm, it was the norm for women to be subservient to their husbands and to have no aspirations. Who decides what these norms are, do we follow them involuntarily or can we challenge them? The tune of law is played by whichever tyrant holds they flute of power, were it be the case the people blindly conformed to norms, aparthied would be all the rage still and Britain would still a 2/3rds of the world.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 7:05pm On Mar 12, 2009
JustGood:

why do you expect anyone to change their mind to folow your own way of thinking?

If no one tries to impose their own way on others, there would be no need to insult anyone else.


I am not tryna force my view on anyone, it's just I am just rather baffled as to how people can blithely call for the random execution of other humans because of their sexual orientation, it leaves me astounded but I do not know why, I mean I am used to unabashed myopia from some NLer.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 6:54pm On Mar 12, 2009
Indeed, the fultility of this whole excercise just dawned on me, no minds are being changed here, just bigots hurling insults about other humans, folks unwillingly to see that different does not mean less than. Oh well.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 6:21pm On Mar 12, 2009
~davidylan:

Dont bloody hell me there.  grin

1. In bestiality who told you the goat doesnt get a choice? Is it because you dont understand goat language? How do you know the goat did not wilfully partake in the act after it was initiated?

2. In pedophilia the child is NOT necessarily abused. That is the cheap excuse you guys use all the time. We now know of 9 yr old boys and girls who WILFULLY partake in sex and even get pregnant! Why shld a 10yr old boy be denied the "right" to have sex with his 12 yr old gf if they so wish?

3. Polygamy in the US is against the law . . . Mormons are constantly persecuted for this and YET homosexuals cry about "rights"?


What?? 'Goat language' what the hell are you talking about?

As for your 10 and 12yr olds, because sex is not just about the physical, (at least this is what I believe) it has emotional and sometimes physical repercussion that CHILDREN cannot deal with, which is why I am only concerned about [b]CONSENTING ADULTS[/B]

'Goat language' thanks for the laugh.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 6:16pm On Mar 12, 2009
~davidylan:

The definition of "adult" is subject to bias. As long as a 9yr old girl can get pregnant and deliver a healthy baby, i accept an 11 yr old is an adult and HAS A RIGHT to consent to sex.

You cant spin try to spin this away . . .


Only on NL will someone make the dubious claim that an 11yr is an adult, wow. Where in the industrialised world will this argument hold water, when I was eleven, I barely knew anything, much less consenting to sex. I think you are are being silly and you know it.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 6:13pm On Mar 12, 2009
~davidylan:

I think your own "argument" (if we can be charitable enough to call it that) is the weak one. If homosexuals deserve rights then why criminalise bestiality, pedophilia and multiple marriages?

Bloody hell, how hard is for you grasp that, beastiality is not the same thing, the goat does not get a choice, in paedophilia, the child is ABUSED[/B] how can you compare this with two people of the same gender who [b]willingly want to be together, how is that even comparable, e gba mi!

I am not sure if you mean multiple marriages or polygamy but in any case, so long as all the adults involved are aware and make that choice, i certainly do not have a problem with it.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 6:07pm On Mar 12, 2009
bawomolo:

A national referendum on the civil rights bill signed by Lyndon Johnson would probably not have passed.  It's the responsibility of government to protect the freedoms of oppressed minorities.

Is an 11 yr old considered an ADULT?

oops my apologies




@Bawomolo, does this not prove that someone people have a basic comprehension problem. How hard is it to grasp the concept of [b]CONSENTING ADULTS[/B].

Why do you people keep compraing things are not remotely comparable in order to bolster your weak arguments?
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 5:58pm On Mar 12, 2009
Dede1:

There are many useless Nigerians who would want to treat harlots or sluts badly like Europeans do or even stone them to death based on religious dictates. Whose right did the sluts violate? Unlike the homosexuals, the sluts or harlots are partaking in what is natural to human beings.

In terms of procreation, anybody who drew analogy between a man and woman in wedlock but unable to bear a child and same sex marriage needs to be shot along with the homosexuals.



Nobody drew an analogy between homosexuals and childless couples, someone said marriage is for procreation and I asked, if a couple cannot bear a child nko, is their marriage null? As for shooting me along with the homosexuals, well I am not coward, i speak on what I believe.

Look at this fool, coming in here calling women the ugliest names he can think of, wow.

I have found that those who are the most vehement homophobes tend to have something to hide.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 4:49pm On Mar 12, 2009
lucabrasi:

first of all,whoever you are,if you cant reply to comments in a matured manner,then desist from making all these infantille and juvenille retorts with me!!

the point of the comment is not about the way our politicians behave,but what is acceptable,few examples,in spite of the general perceived acceptance of gays and lesbians in the uk for instance, how many prime ministers or cabinet members are gays??

in the british police force which i have been opportuned to do some research on in my degree programme,how many gay and lesbian officers are heading police stations or hight posts or even being treated fairly?bearing in mind that is a country supposedly fair and tolerant, the point of this is that,even though there is a high level of moral laxity in the uk,the fundamentals and what is acceptable is still tied to christianity ,as for sleeping with girls old enough to be their children,it is simply a vice which like other stuffs is immoral, that doesnt equate to justifying gays and lesbians which is far worse.

well,how does the country treat its neediest?bearing in mind you are lumping everybody together?
now you are blaming the rest of nigeria,including a lot who are doing an awesome job for the failings of some leaders.

you are asserting that gays and lesbians are being denied their rights,going by this,i guess the law should allow minors who are willing to go off and marry men old enough to be their great grandads,girls hauled off to be prostitutes(by their own free will mind)should be allowed
children going out of their own volition to be housemaids should be allowed e.t.ci wasnt making a personal reference to yourself just generally on the need for us to  examine ourselves,i still maintain that in a country where religion is the moral compass both for average nigerians and the government,homosexuality,bestiality and other vices of these nature which we were not born with but smuggled into our country has no place and must be nipped in the bud before it gets out of hand, now there is dogging in western countries where you can have sex with your partner in a public place,bestiality,objectum sexual e.t.c





Lol, half of what you wrote is fantanstical nonsense. I live in London, i have done so almost all my life and never have I come across any instance where it has been said or suggested that bestiality was some sorta acceptable norm, please stick with the truth. As for gay police officers not being treated right, they will at least have some some legal recompense because the law regonises their rights as fellow humans. This society is by no mean perfect but gay folks here can have civil union and go about their business, of course there are still homophobes because a change in law does not mean a change in hearts but it is a start.

I am a staunch believer in the idea that any two adult or more , of full mental capacity, who decide to be together should be allowed, I do not know how people segue from this into bestiality and/or paedophilia (unless they are stating their own sexual desires, hmmn?)

this is a society that puports to have such high moral has it priorities mangled and excercises such as yesterday's help to make this clear to the world.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 4:15pm On Mar 12, 2009
oyb:

i do not engage in adultery.i see a lot of people around me do so. the fact that i do not comment on what is A major sin in Islam does not mean i have allowed myself to be 'dragged down by moral decadence and warped western values' .


a law against homosexuals has no place in a secular society. the next thing you know, we'll be revisiting those laws on 'indecent dressing'



Thank you for calling out this blatant hypocrisy,
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 4:08pm On Mar 12, 2009
lucabrasi:

the problem is that homosexuality is a vice which is devilish,demonic and evil  aberattion imported just like tokunbo cars,neoliberalism,moral decadence e.t.c from abroad which has no place in our country,culture the saudi arabians will not suddenly allow pork eating because its popular in the western world neither will they allow the holy grounds of mecca and medina to be used for a porn movie simply because many people will buy the movie
@oyb
well,there are religious extremists who cannot be excused,but the point im trying to make is that,religion plays an important role in every sector of governance in nigeria hence the reason for my former assertions,we dont have any conclusive survey or empirical research to fall back on,but an overwhelming majority of nigerians rely on religion either islamic or xtianity in governance and to a lesser extent traditional worship, remember the video of the  traditional worship of one of the governors in the east which was discountenanced in a court of law, the point is that religious influences is all over the government

This is the biggest pile of rubbish I have read in a while. Religion only plays a prima facie role, if truly it governed the way our politicians behaved, they would not be as corrupt as they are be it in terms of federal funds or sleeping with people young enough to be their offspring, essentially we live in a society where the moral fabric has long ago rotted, leaving in its wake chaos.

With all our so called moral supreriority to the west, look at how this country treats it neediest, they are subjected to the capricous nature of messed up society where money is the arbiter of life and death. At least in the west, they recognise that being homosexual does not render you subhuman.

Denying someone else the right to be who they are, is denying yourself the right to be who you are, you just do not know it yet.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 3:54pm On Mar 12, 2009
Dis Guy:

why dont we have a national referendum, the majority's decision is final ! its a democracy afterall


Because democracy is also about protecting the minority(ies) from the tyranny of the majority.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 3:52pm On Mar 12, 2009
JustGood:

democracy is about the right to determine how you are governed.

If majority of Nigerians are in favour of the law, where is the problem coming from? Why must the minority be the ones enforcing their wishes in a democracy?

Lol, if democracy was all about the majority imposing their will on the minority then God help us all. For me democracy is essentially about the right for ALL citizens to have their voices heard and the right to be duly represented.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 3:42pm On Mar 12, 2009
JustGood:

What is the problem then with consenting Nigerians demanding a law in line with democratic values? Why have you left out the rest of my post to respond to only one bit?


And what would their democratic values be, please expand on this.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 3:33pm On Mar 12, 2009
AfroCynic:


Because an adult forcing himself/herself on a child, armed thugs depriving people of their lives, limbs and belongings is in no way comparable to two consenting adults being together, loving each other, that's why.

Please show where it is I suggested this to be the case. someone posed the argument that marriage is for procreation and I feel it is a rather redundant one, some m/f couples cannot procreate, does that mean that their marriage is invalid? Some people procreate outside of marriage, what does make of them? Marriage has to be more than making children because the former is not necessary in order for the latter to come about, you dig? So what then would be your opposition to gay couples having their own union?
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 3:13pm On Mar 12, 2009
JustGood:

why dont we allow armed robbers to have rights to rob other people as well? why dont we allow just everything that anyone decides to do? why dont we allow paedophiles to have a right to practice paedophilia?

sheeor


Because an adult forcing himself/herself on a child, armed thugs depriving people of their lives, limbs and belongings is in no way comparable to two consenting adults being together, loving each other, that's why.
Rap Battles / Re: Afrocynic Vs Ofoka! Boredom Battle! No Retreat No Surrender by AfroCynic: 3:02pm On Mar 12, 2009
My criteria for engagement goes as follows;

No biting,

Do not say things you will back away from

Any and everything you say can and will be used against you.

That's it.
Politics / Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by AfroCynic: 2:57pm On Mar 12, 2009
georgecso:

@ Badriyyah & Co
I beg make una cool down and we should not result into persoal attacks smiley smiley smiley



The BIG question is CAN SAME SEX MARRIAGE LEADS TO PROCREATION?

Thats is if you really know what marriage entails otherwise I think this is public display of selfishness and lust of the highest order that could spell doom to our fragile society.



If the sole purpose of marriage is procreation, what about couple who are unable to have children what does that make them? To be honest, I think the way any society treat its minority is indicative of of its collective morality. Gay people exist, it is not a European fad, it is a human thing and so long as that is the case, we owe to ourselves, to our conscience to treat them as such.

I think the disservice we do to each other is to assume that it is not talked about means that it does not exist, do not fool yourself. That these people could risk life and limb to present their case at the national assembly says a lot. I think it is a shame that any so called democracy in 2008 should pass law discriminating against ANY minority in its society, this is my take on the matter.
Rap Battles / Re: Afrocynic Vs Ofoka! Boredom Battle! No Retreat No Surrender by AfroCynic: 2:31pm On Mar 12, 2009
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you for real?


Aren't supposed to at least pretend to rhyme?
Music/Radio / Re: Why Do Igbo Artistes Sing In Yoruba? by AfroCynic: 2:29pm On Mar 12, 2009
afam4eva:

"Ethnocentism" is tired, try another word abeg.


A great man once said, 'who the cap fits, let him wear it'

it never stops being what it is, your statements give certain things away and the word that you claim is tired is a nice succinct way of telling you what you are.

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