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Celebrities / Re: Fancy Acholonu, Kim Kardashian And Kris Jenner At The MTV Movie Awards by agb2011(f): 7:39pm On Jun 20, 2018
tossie101:
His gf is cute.. kiss igbo girls rock.
It will prolly take a yoruba and white blood to have a Yoruba girl this pretty.
#fact no hating

I am convinced that Igbos have nothing they think about except the Yorubas. They eat, sleep and dream Yoruba. But its a pity we dont really give a Bleep about them. Everything they compare with Yoruba; the jealousy is obvious

PS: if this is what you call pretty in Igboland, then you guys have the ugliest girls of all the tribes in Nigeria. kiss

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Career / Re: My Boss' Relationship With A Co-Worker Is Affecting Our Productivity by agb2011(f): 8:21pm On May 24, 2018
I have an idea. It may sound stupid or wicked but it will definitely work. It has worked for people who know how to use it. wink

Create a social media account; preferably twitter (make sure you don't use details that can be traced to you). Narrate the blood transfusion incident with the name of the girl, your boss and the Hospital. Sit back and watch social media tear them to pieces. wink wink

WARNING
This approach is gruesome in that no one will likely patronize the Hospital again, so you have to look for another job. Your boss will definitely not recover from it. He may even decide to go investigate the account and sue your ass if he finds out its you. Just think about it

#plsnooneshouldquoteme I'm not feeling fine cry cry
Business / Re: Lady Returns N5,000 To A First Bank Cashier Who Over Paid Her by agb2011(f): 2:27pm On May 27, 2016
The girl did well.

Many will think it's their luck that made the Cashier overpay them but they don't know the kind of wahala that cashier will be in at the end of the day.

In cases like that, if the customer does not return the money, the Cashier has to pay back. Cos that money actually belong to other people that came to deposit and not the bank.

That's why the Cashier was really grateful. I mean how much is the poor girl's salary. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Niyi Johnson Dating Seyi Edun by agb2011(f): 11:43am On May 25, 2016
sexymoma:
maggi curry angry
some ladies will never wise up..to this lady na she is in love buh to the guy he s testing another newbie in the industry "on if they are truly dating".....

My people will say "pasan ni". (Its a whip) He will surely do the same to her too.

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Celebrities / Re: Niyi Johnson Dating Seyi Edun by agb2011(f): 11:40am On May 25, 2016
O ti gboko oloko
Crime / Re: SCAM ALERT : Nairalanders Please Beware Of These GSM Data Sharing Individuals by agb2011(f): 6:15pm On Jan 17, 2016
I just got scammed too by 07033646470. Mods please take note of this and follow the op's suggestions.

My sister buys her data from all this tech market too. so I thought because this is on nairaland it would be genuine.

the lunatic has stopped picking my calls and my #1700 has gone just like that. embarassed embarassed
Business / Re: Encounter With A Bvn Scammer by agb2011(f): 3:15pm On Jan 07, 2016
I just called the idiot now.

; D You need to see how happy he was; asking me questions. ; D I could even hear voices of children in the background. I gave him fake card details.

I'm patiently waiting for him to call me back.
Family / Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by agb2011(f): 7:20pm On Mar 24, 2015
I am saying this probably because I attend MFM.

I think she wants to do it for a fetish purpose. if she wants to inspect you and u have nothing to hide UnCloth in her presence but please do not bathe with her. there are so many spiritual implications of bathing.

Don't let her steal your virtue.
Like I said, I attend MFM

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Politics / Re: Jonathan, Wife, Dickson Pay Tribute To Deceased Bayelsa Female Politicians (Pix) by agb2011(f): 12:28am On Feb 26, 2015
cry cry cry cry
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Shows Off His New "Custom Made Jet" (photos) by agb2011(f): 9:50am On Feb 07, 2015
Really! I thought They said Dbanj is broke. #hatersgonnahate. #hatersshudtakeadiveon3rdmainlandbridge

grin ; D; D
Celebrities / Re: Actress Eniola Badmus Shows Off Her S*xy Leg! [photo] by agb2011(f): 9:07pm On Jan 12, 2015
Pretty Hot and Thick
Fashion / Re: Do U Know About Glutathione, Do U Know Glutathione Works by agb2011(f): 8:16pm On Nov 16, 2014
How much is the pill?
Fashion / Re: Corporate And Chic Lookbook by agb2011(f): 9:24pm On Nov 10, 2014
How much is dis one?

Celebrities / Re: Why Is Denrele Wearing A Dress In This Picture? by agb2011(f): 2:41pm On Nov 09, 2014
what is this? ??

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Fires Back With More Photos Of Onyinye ‘her Maid’ And Herself [LOOK] by agb2011(f): 4:55pm On Aug 02, 2014
Just in case! grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is Aadoves Resources Genuine? by agb2011(f): 9:20pm On Jul 10, 2014
Does anyone know about this company?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by agb2011(f): 10:30am On Jul 09, 2014
Crystalite Care is a scam o. Got an invite from them.it reads,
Crystalite Care invites you for a written nd oral test on 9/7/ by 9am 18, Michael Adekoya street, by Cappa Bstop Ilupeju. Come prepared.

Went there this morning and guess What,......

The building was a church, a Redeemed Christian Church. Well as usual a guy came up and strted with his lif history. How he as worked with CBN, GTB,bla, bla bla.

Thank God av read about ppl'sexperiences here. Some guys who came there don dey vex for them say they wasted deir time. Imagine they evn sent msgs to pple who ar gainfully employed and they came too. Things almost got out hand sha. So I left.

#pardonmy mistakes I'mtypingfrom a phone.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by agb2011(f): 10:41pm On Jul 08, 2014
samwise0406: I got a test Invitation from crystalite venture. Pla are they for real?

I got d same invite too.
Pls who knows if it's real
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by agb2011(f): 3:54pm On Jul 05, 2014
sandylurv: God bless you topelouis,recieved!
Ehm,those that have gotten ,lets help share to others.Thanks.
If u havent got,drop ur email addy so it can be forwarded to u.
Pls forward to me at bakarepeace@yahoo.com
Thanks
Fashion / Re: 15 Scariest Eyebrows On The Internet [PHOTO] by agb2011(f): 5:45pm On Jul 01, 2014
grin grin laffing really loud here. Funny pics wt very funny captions. grin
Religion / Re: I Saw An Angel Today by agb2011(f): 12:40pm On Sep 28, 2013
MEILYN: Nah Devil u see oo, dont be deceived grin grin... The Devil may come as an angel of light, dat was why the street light went off and on

i agree grin

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NYSC / Re: 2012 Batch C, How Much Did You Save From Your Alawi? by agb2011(f): 12:20pm On Sep 28, 2013
afunmmy:

Oya na, send •̸Ϟﻉ ur pin make we relate ontop bizness.

ah! I pity ur life. Aya e ni foto. U wnt 2do business dealings wt someone u don't know bt met online. U ar in OYO.

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Events / Re: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by agb2011(f): 10:17am On Sep 23, 2013
Is there no Sept 28? embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Madness! KWAM 1's Daughter Honey B Shows Off Her Sexy Body On Stage by agb2011(f): 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2013
Lmao! I'm sure he's like
"yeeh' idi re. omo ohun to fi se eyin yi po shocked ewo bo se ngbon idi"
grin grin grin tongue tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Meet The Most Handsome Celebrity.... by agb2011(f): 7:12pm On Aug 30, 2013
C'est moi:
Nobody dare crush on my crush....#straight face.i had and still have a huge crush on him after watching city hunter.
hey girlfriend, angry that's my crush you are talking about, lol! winkkiss I fell in love with him after I watched "Faith". cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: Your Best Korean Movie/Series by agb2011(f): 5:19pm On Aug 28, 2013
hirety: Boys over flowers
Personal taste
City hunter
Seducing Mr perfect
Playful kiss

In short I'm crazy about Lee Min Ho
I don't like playful kiss. my best Korean movies are:

Dong yi
Jumong
Boys Over Flowers
Psychometry ( Gifted Hands) this movie is the bomb!
Lie to me
My Girlfriend is a nine tailed fox
Love Rain

If you have not seen any of the ones I listed above, you are on a loooooooonnnnnggggg thing. by the way, psychometry is a movie not a series, it was released this year
Fashion / Re: The World Has Gone Crazy: BIKINI For MEN by agb2011(f): 1:16pm On Aug 27, 2013
Blood of God! JESU GBA MI! shocked cry

I think I'll have to join the group on nairaland that always says "end time". Really, this is end time.
Entertainment / Re: Dillish Wins Big Brother Africa The Chase by agb2011(f): 2:24pm On Aug 26, 2013
THE AMAKA:

What do people gain from spreading false stories? Those pictures are at least 6 months old and it was a promise ring, not an engagement. First the rumor is that Beverly had sexx.
I don't know about the other part but the sex part is true. I watched it online. And yes, Nigerians hate each other but in this "Beverly ish", we have every reason to hate her. We should not encourage indecency (my opinion)
TV/Movies / Re: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by agb2011(f): 4:52pm On Aug 25, 2013
Silva79: Gu jun pyo and Gueum jan di

Boys Over Flowers wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by agb2011(f): 1:25am On Aug 16, 2013
welldone! you got me laughing from the beginning to the end grin grin grin grin kiss
Religion / Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by agb2011(f): 4:14pm On Aug 15, 2013
ronalmagic10: Op, ur post reminds me of a question. Why dont d cameramen nd oda workers fall unda d anointing or is d anointing selective?
It depends on your level of concentration. Cameramen are too distracted by what they are doing; checking the sounds, visual image, etc. their minds are so preoccupied with what they are doing that their spirit man is not connected.
I've never fallen under anointing before but there was a time that I felt dizzy to the point of staggering. The only way I know how to stop it was by distracting myself mostly by thinking of worldly things. Immediately, I got control of my body back. I don't know whether it's right to do that or not.

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