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Romance / Re: Its Fun, But Its Nt Funny, Its Funny-k-tion. by agb2011(f): 2:58pm On Jun 06, 2012
cindyrella: What are you trying to preach?
he's preaching abstinence.

Funny-k-tion means f.o.r.n.i.c.a.t.i.o.n
Romance / Re: NL Hottest n cutest Couple by agb2011(f): 2:09pm On Jun 06, 2012
Congratulations on ur wedding day!! Happy married life
Romance / Re: God Cursed Men...... by agb2011(f): 2:05pm On Jun 06, 2012
Totoplayer20: Men are risk takers
Women are evil that lead you to that evil land of sin

Now u ar blaming us (women)?

The op has a point though i won't say its a curse. It's just God's way of putting us in charge.

*singing* who run the world
Romance / Re: I Am In Love by agb2011(f): 1:48pm On Jun 06, 2012
joeydozzy:

I wouldn't want to know what that means.
SMA means shaking my a.s.s.
grin now u know! grin
Romance / Re: I Am In Love by agb2011(f): 1:46pm On Jun 06, 2012
Mynd_44: Going to bed.

cool don't tel me u went to bed alone ( &hugged ur pillow) after seeing this thread cool ?
Politics / Re: 16 MASSOB Members Killed, 83 Injured, 500 Arrested In Raid Of MASSOB Offices ! by agb2011(f): 9:30am On Jun 06, 2012
angry This is so unfair. Just last wk unilag students were protesting peacefully but d police opened fire on themangry This wk its Massob. Yet, Boko Haram deserves negotiation and not a brutal end. WTF is going on! angry
Romance / Re: Why Is There No Lady In Comedy Field? by agb2011(f): 12:48pm On Jun 04, 2012
What about Princess and Helen Paul? They rep too
Romance / Re: Help, MY COUSIN Is Killing Me!! by agb2011(f): 6:12pm On Jun 03, 2012
bknight: I don't think it is right but I used to wonder: except there were other humans created same time as adam and eve, how did the world population get to this? Noah's ark had only noah and his relatives. If d flood destroyed d whole world, how did world population get to this? Lot's daughters? .
and i guess the book of Leviticus (Leviticus 18 ) where God specifically said there shud b no marriage btwn cousins, relatives, inlaws &samesex is torn from ur Bible or u ar reading it upside down.
Romance / Re: What Do I Do To These Girls? by agb2011(f): 5:59pm On Jun 03, 2012
Stop going to their house, stay away from them &if possible leave d neighbourhood.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Politely Tell Her Im Not Interested? by agb2011(f): 5:41pm On Jun 03, 2012
andromida: In such a situation being honest is the best route to go.
i totally agree wt u. But op, if u can't try d above, u can call her bestfriend (who introduced u to her in d first) &explain how u feel 2her. She got u into d mess, she shud b able 2get u out. Mind u, tel d truth about how u feel
Religion / Re: How Will Hellfire Burn The Damned, Christians? by agb2011(f): 12:21am On Jun 03, 2012
Logic Mind:

this is what i'm saying. you don't think that sex is serious?
did your "men-tor" tell you that?
i can sense frustration in you.

unlike you, nobody can use imaginary non killing fire to scare me because i don't have the brain of a 5 year old.
this is what the scripture says about being mature.
1 Corinthians 13:11
When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me.

have you put childish things behind you? apparently not.
even lucifer can quote scriptures so i'm not surprised. But i'm very sure dt d part where d Bible specifically talked about Hell is torn in ur own bible. Smh! U ar one of those ppl who read d bible wt a mind sieve and sieve out d part they don't lik from d Bible but keep d ones they like. What a pity! It's wen u die dt u'l know d truth wait til then. I av better things 2do than 2argue wt u. This last time i'm going to reply u.

Just try and read d book of Daniel, Amos, & Revelation wt an OPEN MIND.
Religion / Re: How Will Hellfire Burn The Damned, Christians? by agb2011(f): 11:34pm On Jun 02, 2012
Logic Mind:

this is what the lack of a fulfilling sex life causes.
i can see how myopic ur thinking is &it baffles me 2 see someone as stupid as u ar. We ar talking about somethin as serious as death and u talk about sex? Ar u a dog dt all u think about is sex? Life (and death) is so much serious dn sex. I really and sincere feel sorry for u.
One of my mentors always says dt 'even if u preach wt fire some ppl ar destined 2go to hell'. And u know wat, it's wen u die dt u'l know d real truth. Until then best of luck:-)
Religion / Re: How Will Hellfire Burn The Damned, Christians? by agb2011(f): 11:34pm On Jun 02, 2012
Logic Mind:

this is what the lack of a fulfilling sex life causes.
i can see how myopic ur thinking is &it baffles me 2 see someone as stupid as u ar. We ar talking about somethin as serious as death and u talk about sex? Ar u a dog dt all u think about is sex? Life (and death) is so much serious dn sex. I really and sincere feel sorry for u.
One of my mentors always says dt 'even if u preach wt fire some ppl ar destined 2go to hell'. And u know wat, it's wen u die dt u'l know d real truth.
Religion / Re: How Will Hellfire Burn The Damned, Christians? by agb2011(f): 6:46pm On Jun 02, 2012
There was a time i was investigating Illuminati &i mistakenly stumbled upon a website dt teaches ppl d step by step ways of selling ones soul to the devil. One thing i read dt got me thinking was d point where d man said dt wen one is making d bargain wt d devil, one must be greedy &ask for anything one wants wtout holding back. The man specifically explained dt he said dt because wen one dies, one wil spend eternity in Hell. So ask 'greedly' &then u'l enjoy ur time on earth to d fullest but face eternity in Hell. He further said dt watever one asks from d devil, he wil giv because he sees the soul of men as something more precious than diamond.
Bottomline: if an occultic man can testify to d existence of Hell, then i can never doubt it.

If u want to see d website, u can try googling 'How to sell your soul to the devil'.
Plus d internet is ur friend, al these questions u ar askin google them &u'l see diff writeups on them.

As 4me i don't doubt d existence of God, Angels, Jesus, Satan, demons, Heaven, Hell, Soul&d spiritual realm entirely
Romance / Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by agb2011(f): 5:55pm On Jun 02, 2012
Chimezie198: Agb2020. Hw body?
Are u talking 2me?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Freecocoa Sent Me This Private Email!! by agb2011(f): 10:34pm On May 31, 2012
life_style:

spit is ok for him...
that one is long thing, urine should do the trick.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Freecocoa Sent Me This Private Email!! by agb2011(f): 10:31pm On May 31, 2012
bin gbagbo: "bin my dear, i must say i was really shocked when you spoke of your love for me. for now, i will tell you that i have a guy, but i will love to have you as well.my biggest dream is to kiss that your sweet lips. . .sweet love "
*sees him sleeping on d floor, pours water on his head &shakes him vigoriously* WAKE UP! U ARE DREAMING AGAIN!!!
Romance / Re: Failing In Bed, Fact Or Fiction? by agb2011(f): 7:30pm On May 31, 2012
Op great writeup got me laughin most of d time. Most of d guys make these kind of mistakes but it's a pity dt they'l never listen( as u can see from d above comments).
Romance / Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by agb2011(f): 6:56pm On May 31, 2012
ebamma: one thing i know is dat abokis have the biggest dicks in the world.

How take know? NIGGA U GAY!!!undecided
Romance / Re: D'ont Wanna Date A Lady Or Guy That Has Given Birth To A Child.. Can You? by agb2011(f): 10:07am On May 31, 2012
I used to say i don't care until one of my male friends advised me against it.
Romance / Re: Why Are They Like This? by agb2011(f): 9:26am On May 31, 2012
ayobase:

Why do they sing?
Romance / Re: Why Are They Like This? by agb2011(f): 9:25am On May 31, 2012
ayobase:

Why do they sing?
they sing because they are not happy. They sing songs of hope for freedom and a better tomorrow. Do u know who the caged birds are? They ar Africans, african youths and blacks al over d world. We ar all caged birds. I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings ( by Maya Angelou) cos i'm one of them

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