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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 2:21pm On Jul 31, 2019
walegon:

You think the last set didnt do drug test ? Should i be concerned because I admit that I have kushed some weeks ago lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
run oo, dey for sure test.. drink plenty water and stay off it, google up ways to eradicate the thc in yo system
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 2:19pm On Jul 31, 2019
Darkseid00:
As usual not one ounce of intelligence �,keep basking in stupidity,like I said it will be criminal to join issues with someone with diarrhea of the mouth ,lies everywhere ,went as far as changing username, I expect another round of rubbish from u tbh .waiting for the day u actually say the truth and construct meaningful sentences.....
dont wait dumbass!! Changing names is possible on naira land how about u try and see grin grin from now I'll ignore you!! And ur kind!! Still stick around and call me out as if its gona change one single thing. U sha have time that I'll give to you.. Keep following me down to my level of stupidity after all I admit am stupid, ur not far from me either long as u keep talking to me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 1:16am On Jul 31, 2019
Themato:

I'm sure that's why he failed the Air force interview, we all went through drug test I failed also but since December knowing other opportunities are bound I stopped I hope he scales this, from the last set that went in December I doubt if they went through same, so I think DSS might allow it slide but I can't take chances....
Awwwn thats sad u failed ur drug test eyaaaaah!!! And DSS will allow it slide eyaaahh.. Hope and pray !! Airforce camp was awesome, till I left, I was de life up in that bitch, made the guy blowing de alarm.so drunk we slept half day grin, long as ya,all keeping dis thread lively its very nice I can make so many people talk suddenly!/ur welcome son, stop smoking weed u hear its too natural, do cocaine,heroine, or quaaludes grin grin and keep taking me serious on here wit this talk grin better take de info and liv de banter u ain't scratching d surface and ur just sitting and taking a ride wit me if u keep going at dis.. At d end of d day ll see ya,allz butts in camp soon, den we can hack eachoda to death if need be, lmao. U snooze u loose so stay woke, life is not that serious dont be too pained about my utterances, but if u are then kiss my beautiful fine babyboi chocolate rectum cool to the serious ones goodluck ,fingers crossed last week of d month we hope it clicks!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 12:29am On Jul 31, 2019
Darkseid00:
U r very right , the pig is always happy when it has company in the mud ...u have been a bloody lair from ur airforce lies...the fact that I don't talk doesn't make me new, I have just been astonished by you. From airforce privileges with the phone ..like I said enjoy I don't join issues with serial lairs ..gone are the days of desdee author=Agent86 post=80781756] as long as u replying me, we both dumb cos am dragging u down to my level of dumbness and u coming with!! A smart person would act diffrnt braveasss, am a prouddumb FCK so are u. To better things I hope they put the darn camp calls tru tomoro thru Thursday alredy..
very gullible keep talking out ur assss boy!! Spark is back today alone 2 pages up, for my matter and I still feed u and u still talk, hehehehehe u duno what's going on, eventuary.. Dis thread is a cutie grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 10:08pm On Jul 30, 2019
walegon:


Ahh brother weed ? No drug test at the medicals ??
lol.. That was just a figure of speech big man!! But this DSS tin has tayaaaad local man, local man just wants to either burst into camp or they should cancel so we fire down the new recruitment cos its gonna be fire cos more awareness has been created people don dey prepare body and buttons to press and fire down... Let's see what our glorious wens n Thursday wil throw to we..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 7:44pm On Jul 30, 2019
braveheart234:


Lol. Allow him, bro. He thinks we're all dumb. It's a shame.
as long as u replying me, we both dumb cos am dragging u down to my level of dumbness and u coming with!! A smart person would act diffrnt braveasss, am a prouddumb FCK so are u. To better things I hope they put the darn camp calls tru tomoro thru Thursday alredy..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 7:36pm On Jul 30, 2019
Darkseid00:
Bros u r Kaiser no need to lon thing, u type the same way and u equally have the same diction all u keep doing is shoot yourself in the leg,besides it's a public forum, u can continue with the information so far it makes u relevant
which foot leg or right cos my both feet are lounging right on here wit my weed in one hand!! Who are you again new blood we don pour u water for here befre u make noise. U miss d nigga so much u even know how his diction is a wawuuuu that could be mistaken for love bro, no homo grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 7:30pm On Jul 30, 2019
grin grin thats how we will turn here to twitter wit banter cos you feel the need to drag it on,! Relevance is some where suckling allan, s dick. When yu feel ready to get back to the business at hand rather Dan call my sweed baby boy self out u let a brother know!! Till den brozee iv got all fckn day... So let's keep at it
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 6:56pm On Jul 30, 2019
braveheart234:


It's actually very funny that you wrote "Too many fake dumb ass reports and arguments one finds it hard to belive shit up in here anymore". You're part of those giving such dumb reports and arguments. When a few guys wrote about the junior Cadre stuff lately, you countered it with a "fake dumb a** report and argument" but made a U-turn. After that, someone advised you to "Confirm whatever information at your disposal before you speak on it. It'll help you for the future. Don't just disagree with people when you don't have first class info on an issue. God bless." Guy, why that advice dey pain you? Lol. Please don't be a part of those who write stuff here without confirmation.
And wait! Do you need to believe anything anyone else writes here? I thought that you were the "all seeing eye" who is always certain about his own info.
Pride comes before fall. Once more, my own advice to you is to stay humble. Let's all try to be humble.
are u done? Funny how ya,all.mistake me for kaiser lmao been laughing my ass off for the longest playing the role, very funny i knw what i knw t! Dude was respectful up in here frm waht i read, seems ya,all miss d nigga! not me homz, I am not humble, everybody can't be humble so fccken deal with it, if u dont like my chatter you fccking ignore it.. Dis ain't a dick measurement contest, I do not give a flying rats asss or two cent cheap street whorree fuccck about any of your darn opinions.. If u gonna keep calling me out den by all means I got all fckkn day bro!! Talking shit bout being humble if everyone was humble dey world wouldn't av colour, iv got colour that my personality, now take ur humble self somewer quiet and suck on ur butt crack. avoid me sir avoid me!!dont read my updates so ur eye won't hurt.. Keep ur advice for ur camp officers, nobody made ur braveasss group admin, if u wanna get past dis fine, if u wana keep calling me out after I corrected mysef let's go niggurr, gaskiaaa
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 12:32pm On Jul 30, 2019
Shaka6278:


Like I said one time before. Y'all in darkness. You don't know that the DSS recruitment for officer cadets has been done and are in camp now. DSS knows how to keep secrets secret. You are all just wasting your time here. This the last time I will talk on this thread. We have progressed. Keep rigmarolling guys. Peace.
go and get urself checked up!! U have symptoms of a very rare but strong level of stupidity, come into the light kor stay inde dark ni...I hope u keep ur word and dont talk on here anymore!! This bullshitt u gott is infectious kindly take several seats back! And allow us to play wit our sand
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 11:33am On Jul 30, 2019
braveheart234:




Agent86, the reason why I quoted shawolin2020 is for you to take note of the areas I made bold. Those are the two very helpful advice you should humbly pick from his reply to you. We have all been reading and following the conversations here, and we clearly saw where you argued with a few people. You wrote "I'm very certain if anytin like that occurred I would notice I stay close very close to my state HQ". After repeatedly invalidating thier info, you made your findings, returned and validated thier claims. In your quoted comment, you wrote "u can't even see sacarsm or ginger anymore cos of over seriousness, no mind me oo naso I dey like make house catch fire wit gist and argument"....Bro, you were not been sarcastic. You actually didn't know about the development until you made your findings. If we must argue, it should be with facts so that we don't bury our heads in shame if we are eventually wrong. Let's be open to learning.
You see this life, nobody knows it all so let's all be humble enough to learn from each other.
am not humble, the pride in my shoulder is like 50/50 shoulder pad, i yam tayaad! Too many fake dumb ass reports and arguments one finds it hard to belive shit up in here anymore.. But abeg ya,all av mre pressing ish Dan calling me out, if I came back to correct mysef den iv don just dat, wen I could just let it slide, jeje find seat for me to sit down ayaaam tayaaaad! Thankyou Mr co debatorr, the ministry is moving to d permanent site grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 11:35pm On Jul 28, 2019
shawolin2020:
Kaizer, try to exemplify the quality of a good DSS officer. Confirm whatever information at your disposal before you speak on it. It'll help you for the future. Don't just disagree with people when you don't have first class info on an issue. God bless.
am not a DSS officer matter of fact i dont owe dem de hair on my ass crack, the future is in the lords hand, ya,all are too serious up in here!!, life is not that serious u can't even see sacarsm or ginger anymore cos of over seriousness, no mind me oo naso I dey like make house catch fire wit gist and argument... So thread will not be boring... grin grin cos iv seen de light at de end of the tunnel follow me and play no dey carry face for up.. Thats how star do cool grin cool cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 7:38pm On Jul 28, 2019
Sid2018:


Yeah
Was a low-key thing
iv confirmed the gaurds recruitment is on! And is lowkey, but not hrd d secondary school cos secondary school is detectives and graduates no mind oo to tender waec grin grin cos boys need comot for house cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 12:45pm On Jul 28, 2019
Sid2018:


Bro they actually did. I'm well aware of that fam.
wait oo ur saying dey did recruitment for secondary school and primary school?? Do u know secondary school is detective cadet?? Cos dey alredy did recruitment for all caderrs last year!! Hmmmm I'm very certain if anytin like that occurred I would notice I stay close very close to my state HQ and me sef dey shine eye for their gate steady I b security man lol .. But anyhow sha.. Wetin concern me na officer cadets
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 12:07pm On Jul 28, 2019
Themato:


Don't mind the supposed Agent 86 I just dey look the guy, I dey suspect say n.a. one itk when I meet for air force interview camp last December, sometimes we don't know all.
grin grin grin grin abeg who be this one again, ogbeni take several seats back!! If u wan contribute make ur contributions no come dey call me out, dis na public forum anybod can make arguments, corrections and odawise as dey deem fit, they ddnt only recruit secondary school and primary school na creche or kindergarten school dem recruit, detectives that dey just recruited shey nobi secondry school dem use, gaurds dey recruited same last yr, na every month dem for dey do recruitment one time, hope u applied, be like u drink mad pig semen.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 1:27pm On Jul 27, 2019
Achiever4ever:
Happy weekend house. My source is giving us hope next week oo, I pray this one should b the finals.we have all waited patiently.
we hope so my guy!! Fingers crossed!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 1:25pm On Jul 27, 2019
shawolin2020:
You mean there's no hope for such a fellow? Not even a Miracle can get him/her the job?
I like dealing wit facts, yes miracles happen there was a time when recruitment was done by scouting, a retiring officer was to scout his protege that would replace him in service, that officer would make sure who ever he was bringing was of sound character and oda wise den the agency also do thier own background search on de so called person.. To some extent that practice might still go on right now...that was wen it was sss, now its DSS certain formats and things have changed. Regardless miracles so happen but I belive in one doing the ground work and reaping wat dey sow.. Rather Dan manner falling. Obviously DG will have his special list those are the perks of being DG.. Special cases like that.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 10:55am On Jul 27, 2019
shawolin2020:
Why you always oscillating to and fro? Why not get info from your contacts before spilling what you don't know earlier on. I advise you get your mind off this recruitment in order not to be disappointed if they failed to call . Remember, I never said it's cancel. Sha, what's the hope of someone that never apply for the recruitment from the onset and was not part of the whole processes you guys went through?. Can such fellow make it so.. And, make Premiership do start self. Missing my #TeamLFC #YNWA
if u can read well,ul see my earlier post was me asking questions, and my next post was my confirmation rafter findings.. It would be disappointing but ders a reason for every appointment or disappointment the bigger picture is key, weda it happens or not this thread will still help the new set in terms of info. Premiership is important but getting nice job is importanter grin abi u go watch ball for hungry stomach!! If u wernt part of the process u ddnt apply, ddnt take exams, none of that, then its just that simply not part of the set.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 8:25am On Jul 27, 2019
Jags0813:
come to think of it, AGENT86 you of all pple that was giving us a little hope now also confused on de whole situation, no news from your sources again?
goodmornin bro, so I was disturbed and I got in contact with all of my sources big or small, and glad to tell u the all say de same tin, that recruitment is still on, I pressed on the reason why the delay ? According to what I hrd its as a result of the presidency delaying on signing off a particular in-house lowkey but needful budget that should make for complete and not half training, the last man dauraaa has misused and misappropriated funds so they trying to cover and block the holes without blowing it out of proportion so let's see what the coming weeks bring if baba go slow will turn up for us!! The wait is terrible..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 9:53pm On Jul 26, 2019
Abeg any news!! About camp! I no wan hear gist again we don hear gist for 1 year and 3 months now we don bellyful, so pls anyone with credible info kindly tell the house, cos I'm beginning to have doubts in as much as am always positive and the recent doing made my beliefs stronger,but the more it gets closer to de new year de less chances, why upgrade de jnr officers to sio now at dis time? Why keep retired senior staffs on contract job, why did de agency even bother to recruit for graduates of they knew dey ddnt want graduates, the leadership of this agency really needs to look at itself inwardly if it can't conduct a simple straight foward recruitment as it pencilled down in its budget, what's the long wait for why not just say its cancelled? Why get in touch wit some states cadets early inde month if things weren't ready?? Why the long wait so many questions. Seems may be the time move on!! Prepare for the next recruitment! Still keeping my finger crossed and hoping for the best tho.. I havnt gotten any useful information so anybody that has pls share. The month isnt over tho
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 5:50pm On Jul 26, 2019
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 3:51pm On Jul 25, 2019
Prudent5217:
Good day all is DSS recruitment still on going ? If so how can I apply
recruitment year is first quarter next year, between Jan and march so be on look out.. DSS recruits every 2year interval. So if u wanna get in. Brush up on ur current affairs,avoid cultisim and its excesses, avoid polic case, keep ur ears open and down to d ground! Most of all pray for grace cool goodluck

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 3:48pm On Jul 25, 2019
Themato:


My information I got was for primary and secondary school Level and it ended today or it's ending today, lasted for just 4 days.
thankyou for trying to mislead people, weldone grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 7:13pm On Jul 24, 2019
mohsaaf:
@Success1930

Pls what is the fate of people like me that were called but the caller asked of another name other than ours . Pls bro answer me please.
you sure say nobi scammer call you, cos der we're a lot of scam caller going tru ! Around that same period de agency got in touch in a few states. If u did documentation and ur free from all doz cult ish and de police wahala.. Pls rest ur head dey,ll call u .. If they are gonna, cos de way am seeing this thing sef e don tire person, when u av old outdated people in power dis is what happens everytin is stagnant and dull... Why make calls inde first place if it wasn't time to leave, okay let's say u ddnt need graduates why make dem go tru all de stages only to see rubbish, dis agency d fall my hands big time I expected better, 1year and 4 months wtf!! Why dis our time wen jobs scarce like dis,Na who among una offend the gods abi sleep wit mad woman abeg wetin happengrin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 8:37am On Jul 23, 2019
Jags0813:


Agent86, can u pls chart me up via, ()
take down ur number this is a public forum dont make ur self accessible to fraudsters and the likes, if theres anytin u wanna ask or talk about am sure you can ask here, no offence!! Except u wan gimme money grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 2:33pm On Jul 19, 2019
Rogersmith:

Roger that! Please reply your mention.
I dont get you sir
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 2:00pm On Jul 19, 2019
Rogersmith:

undecided
my email is blocked sir,long story short so whatsup?/ shoot
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 1:54pm On Jul 19, 2019
Rogersmith:
cool
Thanks Agent86 for keeping the house alive with
credible info. Good job!
I just sent you pm. I want to make an inquiry from you. Pls respond.
my email is having issues, the tin just dey dance soapy!!! I won't be able to view or acess it ,What's up??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 11:14am On Jul 19, 2019
Jags0813:
how sure are un guys that they might likely call soon?
nobody knows for sure! Just positive cos the made contact in some States, I dont think dey would just call to greet prospective cadets if they have not been authorized to get in contact... So let's see what d remaining two weeks of this month brings hopefully good news!! cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 10:15pm On Jul 18, 2019
mohsaaf:


My own question is why would they call me and ask me of somebody's name?
This is how it went.

Good afternoon.
Good afternoon sir.

How are you.
I am fine.

Are you Hassan Shehu?
No sir . My name is ........

Ok thank you.
Thank you sir
theres scamms going around at de moment, befre dey called few weeks back the upper week befre that a scammer called I could tell cos he ddnt knw anytin he was trying to get info from me about a job blah blah de usual but dude even prayed wit me onde fone lmao.. But de next call I got a week after wasn't only me but every ody else in my state that was on de waiting list so I was now sure its de agency as de caller was precise called my name, and said if I was still interested in the job and dey would reach out to us soon.. So that made me belive movement was near abi soon means anoda 1 month Allah forbid that abeg.. I hope we leave between the dates iv mentioned above just like de batches befre us.. Or dey just cancel so we knw our fate..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 4:48pm On Jul 18, 2019
mohsaaf:


He was busy posting up and down about the cancellation of the recruitment
you mind am undecided undecided me sef I don vex challenge my egg sauce I told him abeg am tired of hearing gist, that its not even nice and doesnt look good on the part of any agency, the people making decisions at the top are. Very incompetent and selfish to make people at the bottom suffer so much, when its not easy to find jobs you now by the grace of Allah find ursef a nice one, and the policy makers are stealing funds rather than doing the needful, I dont even want any gist anymore I want a date for camp or the let us know if dey av cancelled, meanwhile dont stop searching for a job ur heart wants and accepts cos wen u enjoy what ur doing u do it effortlessly and av fun while doing it. Shey all de last sets left in our batch left between 20th and 24th let's keep our fingers crossed for next week and hope for d best... I still av a question please why will dey be calling if things arnt set or dey ddnt get go ahead from HQ?? And be careful of scammers call other people in ur state to find out if they where called too to be sure.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by Agent86: 4:21pm On Jul 18, 2019
SpatialKing:
Wow, I received a call confirming my interest.
oh its no more a story now smh.. angry ogolo no dey jump for reverse grin thats how star do!

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