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The resolution for Men by *STEPHEN & ALEX KENDRICK
email Ahmedtemi68@gmail.com |
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The resolution for Men by *STEPHEN & ALEX KENDRICK |
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If you leave in Port Harcourt pls BEWARE. It
happened in ABUJA two days ago. I heard it
yesterday at lunch. This world is becoming even
more scary oh. A newly married man saw a
prostitute clothed seductively by the road. She was
just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and
abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in
with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of
her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake.
When he was having sex with her, her moanings
sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried
away with her moves and didn't really give his
concern to it. The married man had sex with her
over and over again. Paid her more than what they
bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the
intention of having another round with her. He didn't
find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the
bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to
the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat
drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to
each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons
leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it
locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for
help and banged the door. The pythons got to him
and jumps to strike him. "" "" Immediately he woke
up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he
discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was
dark. The lights were switched off he felt...He felt
something cold touching his body. He searched
with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard
skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt
something trying to swallow his head. He touched it
and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow
him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to
his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The
snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He
started struggling and struggling. But the snake
pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but
couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's
poisonous saliva will flow in and he will
unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg,
used his hands but the snake was too strong. He
managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got
wounded and involuntarily vomits him.And the only
problem is, I don't know how to end this FAKE
STORY.. NO VEX... 1 Like |
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pls can u share some here or inbox me ahmedtemi68@gmail.com |
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Mike was trying to be romantic...
He switches off the lights...
Lights candles...
Sprays sweet smelling incense all over the
room...
Plays sweet love songs over and over again...
Pours flowers all over the floor...
For a naija babe!!!
......Only for Nkechi to jump over the fence &
run away... thinking it is money ritual!! |
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Mike was trying to be romantic...
He switches off the lights...
Lights candles...
Sprays sweet smelling incense all over the
room...
Plays sweet love songs over and over again...
Pours flowers all over the floor...
For a naija babe!!!
......Only for Nkechi to jump over the fence &
run away... thinking it is money ritual!! 5 Likes |
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free Akara breakfast...y not empower the women around or d youth...well Thank God our president is back sori my church youth president is back |
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Lalasticlala...Mynd44 please front page so others can see where we ave gotten it wrong |
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Abagworo:if the above is true pls keep it up...God bless u |
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The true picture! What John Zibiri said about Nigeria: "I worked and lived in Abuja for 18 years. I ran my own private company from 2001 until 2014. Two million of the likes of Buhari cannot change Nigeria. Everything is wrong with Nigeria. The Director won't give you contract except you pay up front . The banks won't give you loan except you concede a certain percentage. . The man supervising the contract won't pass the job except you play ball. The clerk won't pass your file for payment except you rob his palm. The accounts department won't raise your payment voucher or cheque unless you see them. I can go on and on. The worst thing is that it has become a norm that nobody sees anything wrong with. If you think otherwise, they begin to think you are sick and not normal. If you try to stand in their way, you put your life at risk. If you get killed there is no justice system in place to seek redress and bring the perpetrators to book. The police is corrupt , the Judiciary is the same. Even the religious circle is not spared. Everything in Nigeria revolves around corruption. Nobody cares about anybody. No law and order. I looked from my left to right, everybody is only desperate about one thing "money". They will kill anybody and anything that stand between them and money. I am an electrical engineer with MNSE and COREN. The system don't care about my qualifications. Distribution and transmission jobs are given to alhajis, pastors, friends and relatives without any basic skills. I started asking myself, how do I convince my kids that education and hard work is rewarding? When fools, agberos and touts are running the country from the local govt to the Presidency. Is this what my four sons will also go through? In 2014 I decided I have had enough. I decided I was leaving. I migrated to Australia with my family. Don't put yourself in harms way for any reason. The problem of Nigeria is in the hands of Nigerians living in Nigeria. Try starting a gate house in your village, everybody wants to profiteer from it. The bricklayer, the carpenter, the mason and even your brother who claim to be supervising on your behalf. They are corrupt, morally bankrupt and selfish. Everybody there thinks about himself and nobody is thinking about Nigeria . You don't have to be the one to go there to change anything. Let those under the hammer start the revolution. I beg make you hear word. This post is gonna anger a lot of my followers. I'm still gonna post it anyway. Analogy of OPPRESSORS & FOOLISH CITIZENS. (A case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected oppressors). During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one. The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely naked. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground. The naked chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature. The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet. Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership. He said, "This chicken represents the people". "You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them". "If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you". "They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place." Breathtaking, isn't it ? Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media. Take a look at those they call their heroes. They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is. They are the same people who are responsible for their predicaments. Did you see the numbers of people that throng to Saraki's house during this Christmas period to go collect peanuts? Your guess is as good as mine. Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill!" Pass it to all your contacts and let everyone look at themselves in the mirror and confess the truth. Every Nigerian in Nigeria is responsible for the situation of Nigeria. #copied #God bless Nigeria |
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pls where are you and how can I get it? |
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nice story...following |
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dey are here again 2x father dey are here again Igbos dey are here again na den Pastor Ngozi from the Biafra state well name checkers over to you....ajuri ngelele AIT news 7 Likes |
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I bet everyone reading this is holding the phone in their right hand, with three fingers in the back, and the pinky at the bottom and scrolling with their thumb....back to the topic dey should be properly dealt with...playing wit innocent lives |
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lol...love making for dis people go dey more like mortal combat |
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madridguy:lol u get am dose men Cari arsenal matter for head....arsenal fans popular slangs"patapata we finish 4rh champions league sure be DAT" 2 Likes |
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hmmm only God knows d cause of d death...exhuming d bodies and varying out autopsy won't end d sorrow y not leave d case for God 2judge anyway Always tank God for ur life#moshintudupe Always 1 Like |
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I feel d bank should sack dose security men...cos if na me i go cum back for them pelu awon goons mi |
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brainy4oli:all dis epistle and no like HA, YE Ayaf dye lol 1 Like 1 Share
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[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]if u give d devil the chance to destroy ur destiny maybe when u were in d world...and den u realised can ur destiny be revived and by what means? ;Dif u give d devil the chance to destroy ur destiny maybe when u were in d world...and den u realised can ur destiny be revived and by what means? |
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pls my fellow religionlanders... pls I want to copy some post and photocopy to people so dey can see reasons to repent and accept Jesus Christ buh I can't without everyone consent...pls accept ma plea for a broadcast of post that glorifies God and please don't pick offence wen u c ur comment or post being broadcasted through other blogs,handbill etc...I felt dis is my little way of evangelising...God bless everybody peace out |
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nice one trump...well did people ain't even rich as half as Solomon and one Mrs alakija wan beat solomon.... well am watching |
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Mrbigman2:tanxs a lot |
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gud day my people..just want to ask a question insults are allowed.... have u ever been posed with a great difficulty,that makes it seems like there is no God, times when u feel down,so lonely in d spirit that notin makes sence 2u,when u pray and feel like no one is answering you and ur problem persist... if yes pls how did u overcome the problem and how were you able 2stand firm again pls share your story so as to save a brother. God bless u all...peace out |
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Adepet222:yea just talking from what ave experienced |
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good morning...so yesterday ma little brother of about 9came to meet "brother Ahmed they said we would have a debate on the topic boys are more better than girls and I want u to give me some point" I was impressed on how he told me he wants the boys to win,how they will boast in class if they won and I was like OK..I gave him some point and decide to google up sum point so he can share among his friends then I stumbled upon this site which says boys fart sound so loudly and not stinking...I couldn't hold back ma laughter,I laughed very hard and remember Bose's issue while we are in school chai dis girl can mess for Africa her fart na DAT one we dey silent killer d whole class scatter DAT day...anyway Bose anywhere u are I hail u...so nairalanders do u agree to this and share ur experience God bless debatewise.org/debates/1955-are-boys-better-than-girls/
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GossipHeart:Ave u seen d picture of ur brain,ave u seen d way d nerves are connected pls show me a picture den I will believe u have brain else u itself u are a scam |
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[s][/s] Pastafarian:[s] Pastafarian:[/s] Pastafarian:lol Sauce ![]() |
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Reiyvinn:Abeg what is did one saying |
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RIDDLE TIME... If my Mother is a Chemist, and my Father is a Mathematician. And they gave a Code to my name *"Iron59"* *Question: What is my *Real Name?* *Any genius in d house?* |
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