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Family / Re: Closed case by ahnie: 4:22pm On Jan 03
Kobojunkie:
grin
Imagine causing confusion after his demise.

Some father's are not it one bit.
Culture / Re: Things Nigerians Call Twice by ahnie: 4:14pm On Jan 03
Rada-rada
Yama-yama
Poto-poto
Mu-mu
Pu-pu
Shaky-shaky
Gra-gra
Garu-garu
Ke-ke

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Family / Re: Closed case by ahnie: 4:12pm On Jan 03
Your Dad was really a reckless loose man mschwweee

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Crime / Re: Kano Hisbah Seizes Truck With 24,000 Bottles Of Beer by ahnie: 2:53pm On Jan 03
I never threw jabs àt your religion so pls get the difference
ThatHausagirl:



E reach laidat?
Crime / Re: Kano Hisbah Seizes Truck With 24,000 Bottles Of Beer by ahnie: 2:35pm On Jan 03
Whobedatte:
I wonder how beer of all variety finds its way to Simon place , MAIRABO , Madagascar and bush bar at Atiken road in same KANO
Them nor born them well to enter Mairabo Hotel.
Crime / Re: Kano Hisbah Seizes Truck With 24,000 Bottles Of Beer by ahnie: 2:34pm On Jan 03
Hypocrites hiding behind the cloak of religion.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Currently Job Hunting! Anyone With A Job Connection Help A Brother Out by ahnie: 2:31pm On Jan 03
What if you run your own business

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Family / Re: Closed case by ahnie: 2:29pm On Jan 03
He reasoned exactly like a Daft.
How does one sit over breakfast with his enemy at same table?

Common sense is some yardstick where this snoollygoster is

CandyOps:


Remind me how convenient it is to have a drink with a man you have a land tussle with again because that sounds like the most insane suggestions ever.

How you go drink with person wey you dey drag land with? E be like u no like your life
Family / Re: Ladies Say Goodbye To Pad And Tampon by ahnie: 2:25pm On Jan 03
Interesting
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ahnie: 2:16pm On Jan 03
Lunch
Plain spaghetti
Redoil.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ahnie: 12:46pm On Jan 03
Dinner

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Religion / Re: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by ahnie: 12:36pm On Jan 03
grin
emmy512:


One I went said we should keep sugar and if ants don't come means our prayers have been answered otherwise no
Religion / Re: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by ahnie: 10:27am On Jan 03
Some pulpit Bandits in their churches have...
Minster offering
Evangelical offering
Stakeholder offering
Needy offering
Elijah's offering
Fruit offerings.
Crime / Re: FRSC Officials Beat Up Soldiers For Invading Their Office (Pictures/Video) by ahnie: 10:11am On Jan 03
Make he dey misbehave online...he know wetin dey.

Lolxxx
id4sho:

Your father was a force man cheesy
Orderly room wink
Food / Re: Why Are Yams Getting Rotten? by ahnie: 8:15am On Jan 03
Mom007:
Too much fertiliser.
Seconded

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Crime / Re: FRSC Officials Beat Up Soldiers For Invading Their Office (Pictures/Video) by ahnie: 8:14am On Jan 03
That guy is not a military guy..
Eagba:

Don't you think the soldier is a fool for invading their office, as the rest of you military.
For better country, police dey arrest soldier
Crime / Re: FRSC Officials Beat Up Soldiers For Invading Their Office (Pictures/Video) by ahnie: 8:03am On Jan 03
Don't mind the ignorant commenters anticipating a war btw these two government outfits.
BluntCrazeMan:


So, the soldiers will come back and burn down that office?
(A public office that was built with tax-payers money and sweat?)

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Crime / Re: FRSC Officials Beat Up Soldiers For Invading Their Office (Pictures/Video) by ahnie: 8:02am On Jan 03
If you like go there and constitute nuisance you're gon end up in guardroom and a rank taken from you.

Except you don have a rank....you go do 28days duties for sentry.
Come cut grass tire untop heavy tatu



....
Just a friendly reminder
youngberry001:
those mudafucker FRSC guys will regret dis action I swear to God!!



#Military

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Crime / Re: Young Boy Spotted Driving With His Friends In The Car (pics/video) by ahnie: 7:57am On Jan 03
Nawa things.
Religion / Re: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by ahnie: 7:50am On Jan 03
I once attended a church years ago looking for miracle,only for the yoppie pulpit Bandits to tell us to buy canes(pankere) and all those small children balls and instructed us to keep flogging the balls for our miracles.

That our miracles will come if we by any chance succeeded in deflating the well pumped up balls with our canes.

Another time we were told to lock our room and use the cane (pankere)to flog invisible air...e go get where you go floor air reach...eyes go begin turn you upandan.





Churches should step up by caring for their members,so many persons are going thru alot.

Lolxx

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Religion / Re: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by ahnie: 7:45am On Jan 03
I just noticed it.
Supremos:
you used the word appalling, I used boring, both are simply showing disinfection.

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Religion / Re: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by ahnie: 7:40am On Jan 03
Going to church has never been boring to me,just that the way some of those pulpit bandits fleece worshippers is appalling.
Supremos:
Exactly. Sometimes going to church becomes boring because you already know what they want to talk about

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Religion / Re: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by ahnie: 7:36am On Jan 03
But in my Country the reverse is the case where they'll rip you off with different offering schemes and tithes.



The Angel that brought me to this country next week me and you go sit and talk and you go give me valid reasons why you made me a citizen of this country?

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Culture / Re: Isoko Names And Their English Meaning by ahnie: 7:23am On Jan 03
isokomarine:
my wife is from olomoro and I'm iyede ame, I think you are my sister in-law
Cool

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Romance / Re: Pussy Is Too Sweet - I Can Die Because Of Pussy by ahnie: 12:52am On Jan 03
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Mikel99:

Trust me on this guys.
All what he wrote are made up . He's just trying to gain attention
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by ahnie: 12:37am On Jan 03
R n B

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Travel / Re: Japa: Lady Relocates To Canada With Donations From Friends And Classmates by ahnie: 12:35am On Jan 03
Jeon:


Yeap, I slept a lot yesterday's afternoon.
Good morning.
Me too... There's light so I m cooking.
I slept alot too yesterday Noon.

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