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pfactor:Not sure,bt I saw this
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Jarizod:He has grown fat |
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waxxydude:Lol 1 Like |
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Tbase2:No,change of course form is closed |
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Before nko, more grease to your elbow |
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Who sed he was dead? ![]() |
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Brain reset |
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Causes of most enlarged lymph nodes are infections |
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Food for FP ![]() |
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Its a norm for the igbos |
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yommitte00:Dd u go for it and how was it |
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WELCOME TO NIGERIA * Where sex is free and love is costly. * Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY. * Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart. * Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO. * Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE. * Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates. * Where temples are turned into dating points. * Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult. * Where lies are turned into realities. * Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV... * Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response. * Where people fear thieves, robbers & BokoHaram than God... * Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather than Bible. * Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex... * Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment. * Where the higher your offense the lower your punishment and vice versa... * Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers... * Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say "Praise THE LORD"... * Where a school drop-out politician is Ten Times richer and more respected than a Professor... * Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life... * Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate degrees. |
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Pls how real is this? Your CV Profile impress us, you are invited for Job-briefing on 24/8/16 by 9AM at 16 Ondo Str, behind Keystone Bank Mashalasi B/Stop,Apapa Rd,Costain,Lagos.SDTL |
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You are fired! ![]() |
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Am interested |
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And he still has the mind to say it No shame! 2 Likes |
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17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako 1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.” It makes no sense, but it still used to pain. 2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'” The ajepako was strong with this one. 3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.” HOW, ABEG? 4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.” Hian! 5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.” Why did we drag Babangida into it? 6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.” The kuli kuli must have been a badass. 7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.” Why did this even pain us? 8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.” This still makes no sense. 9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.” Why is he even climbing maggi? 10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.” Wetin concern me? 11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.” Kai! This one used to pain. 12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.” This one was just extra razz. 13. “You bombastic element.” Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain. 14. “American dusting powder.” Every primary school girl’s favourite insult. 15. “Born by mistake.” Ouch! 16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.” The most annoying answer to “what?” 17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.” Cc Lalasticlala 3 Likes |
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Mercy |
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Hmm...fear don catch the person |
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Wasted life |
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Tobiee:What abt u? Wt uni |
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bigneorapz:Unilag,I dnt stay in uyo |
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Tobiee:Really thank God,was askd to com bak,unilag |
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Profbrian:Oh okay,frm akwaibom nt based dr |
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Tobiee:Lol,fyn..sure jst dt the registration centre is nt among the list of accredited centers I saw |
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Profbrian:Yes,any questn? |
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When I took the ciprotab,it made me throw up after every food I eat,I guess it has a wide range of side effects |
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saxwizard:Rong! Its suposd to be half of the birds plus the number of birds + 1 Dts 1/2*198+198+1=298 |
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66birds Let the number of birds be x X+x/2+1=100 Solving tru,the ansa is 66 |
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Number1 nails it all |
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Eyah..God help dem
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God help dem
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