My bad, I thought it was N9M, but my point is, you do not get N90M each. The real question is should the government be contribution for weddings and funerals.

I think the N90M is for ALL funeral and weddings, not just one!

If you have 9,000 government workers, and 2% of them die/get married in a year, that is 9M/180 = N50,000. Doesn't sound so much now huh?

Only reason Nigeria made the list and not an individual like Yakubu is because of the bonehead decision by Johnathan Goodluck. It is similar to having a child that failed an exam and instead of getting him a lesson teacher and ensure he finishes his/her homework in the privacy of your home, you went and put a full page advert on all the newspapers announcing his failure to the world and adding that you plan to take him out of the school system.

I hope he learnt a big lesson on use of power.

If on Monday mornings we gather in the work place to discuss how we narrowly got eaten by a lion, or gored by a raging rhino and check if everyone survived the weekend without being eaten by a wild animal. He was dead serious.

The people are modeled from clay and painted, the molue itself was made from other materials such as tin. Have you ever seen a real molue that is that clean before? Really, it is good but not a fantastic out of this world  piece of art, go and look at what is on display at Madam Tussaud wax museum to understand great art work.
This particular clay model has been around for a couple of years, I have pointed to you it is in a glass case. We are talking about the picture being authentic or not. This is not a discussion about if this kind of thing happens in Lagos, yes it does. But the point is that picture is not real.

It's a clay model in a glass case, that is what caused the reflection buddy. Look at the depth and placement of the right hand of the guy climbing through the window. Also look at the proportion of the molue. Too many reasons to show it is a model. LOL

LOL @ OP

I read the headline and my heart sank some more, I have long been thinking when will we get a break and get some gaddem good news out of Nigeria! While this is not the magnitude of good news I have been praying for, it sure gives a better feeling. Thanks OP.

The guy just exposed himself.    You can get away with slapping a police man in Lagos and sleep in your house that night if you have connection, taking big man metality to Aberdeen don backfire.
By the way, a lot of naija pips do not understand some words they use are considered racists on the level of saying ni99er. "Paki", "chinko" etc, I had a friend that was just blowing it at a public place I had to keep reminding him. (Let me see if nairaland even has those words censored like they have sh1t)

Omo, no be small thing oh! The entire nation of 23 million is on suicide watch right now. Reports reaching us says UN has dispatched a plane load of grief councilors to start mediating immediately.
President Barack Obama ordered units and assets from the Marines, Air Force, Navy, Army, and Coast Guard to jump into action. "I've made it clear to each of these leaders that Ghana must be a top priority for their departments and agencies right now to console the people"

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE JOHANNESBURG AIRPORT, THE BELOW AIRPLANE JUST TOUCHED DOWN

[img]http://www.widebodyaircraft.nl/dc10ghan.jpg[/img]

HOWEVER ASEMOAH GYAN WILL BE TAKING GHANA RAIL

Guys wait o, did you guys notice Mensah could not read a simple speech at the start of the game? How dem give the guy that kind mental assignment nah! It just messed up his rhythm for the rest of the game, hence the back pass of a penalty. Whitey had this planned, give the negro some mental activity at the start of the game to throw him off!  

Suarez, abeg moderator how I fit change my username to Suarez. Man of the match IMHO! The end justifies the means. When Africa's puts their hopes on midget nation, we get serious problems.

shey na kenke dem dey chop when dem mates dey practise penalty?

Ghana go home, Ghana must go!!!

Why is this even being asked? Why should AFRICA have slots taken away?

In the last eight, we have one African team, 3 Europeans and 4 south american teams. If we want to be stupid enough to judge just based on performance in WC2010 quarter final

Europe is at 23% (3/13)
Africa is at 25% (1/5)

If any continent needs reduction that will be Europe based on performance in this world cup. Why give slots to Asia? What have they played in this WC that is better than the Africans? The Trashing both South Korea and North Korea got is what will earn them a slot? At least no African team gut trashed in this WC. Sometimes we make our problems bigger to the world than it is.

Would advice him to go to a smaller club like West Ham rumored to be after him. The worst thing that can happen to a keeper is playing 95% on the bench.

Ghana sends 1,000 fans home because the government did not expect the team to get to the 2nd round. After they touched down in Ghana they scrambled to send a different set of fans for the round of 16. The only problem is this new set of fans will arrive few hours before the GHANA vs USA game, and will probably miss that game!



These people no go make me die of laf

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/africa/10414493.stm

Ghana bring World Cup fans home despite qualifying

Actually is funny if you have watched the movie 2012 or read all the world is ending in 2012 theories.

http://www.whowillsurvive2012.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon

If the rest of the western world can do this, and INCLUDE immediate family members, these guys will be forced to use the stolen money in Nigeria to build hospitals etc and not ship it abroad.

Osaze should just STF up, when he played I did not see any great action from him except the selfish move against Argentina and him yelling at his teammates. I hope he is the first to get chopped by any new coach should Lagerback be fired. We need to build a new team around some of the younger elements we have and expose them to as many friendlies as we can get, it does not have to be an international friendly. One thing most of the teams in this WC lack is team work, individual stars like Messi we may not be able to produce, getting a great dynamic young team together is what we need.
Kanu was given his swan song, I hope he takes the cue and retires from international soccer now.

keep your heads now boyz keep ure freaking HEADS

bawomolo:

i doubt the authenticity of this report. why would a liquor company approach a gospel singer?

GBAM!

Ohhhh, what is all this

goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

2-0, Cameroon's game. Song is playing!

Go Cameroon!! Abeg make una play some correct soccer for me guys! Shoot down the danes!

merge:

Let lose with integrity and self-respect

Some of you Nigerian are SHAMELESS  FOOLS

Ahh, sounds like a Ghanaian talking here.

As I don talk, I no fit support them. Those guys are still pissed at our ghana must go stunt we pulled 3 decades ago. They no like us one kobo.

Ghana vs Czech - Czech player gets red. Ghana wins PK in the game

Ghana vs USA - Ghana gets a PK

Ghana vs Serbia - Serbian player gets red. Ghana wins PK in the game

Ghana vs Australia - Australian player gets red. Ghana wins PK in the game


Ghana have been awarded more PKs than all of Africa combined in the history of the WC.

Waiting for Ghana to win a worldcup game without being awarded a penalty and playing 10 men.

GOAAALLLLL hahhaha

shesi:

that's your problem. we don't give a fark. is the ghana hate i see here indicative of the way all nigerians feel?

do people in CIV like nigerians? have you ever been to an Ivorian club? ask ppl who live in paris.

Nah, I can't speak french, wetin I dey go do for CIV club?