This is hilarious!

Mcheew..kids and scammers every where. Time will tell.A 23 year old kid dating a 31 yr old lady he met on a dating site?Den of Yahoo boys? I rest my case.

No scammer operates with fake identity if they need you to aid their travels, the 7yrs age difference is already a red flag.They all start with FAKE sincerity for you to gain their trust,and you're falling for him already. Good luck!

He might not be after your money, what he's after is an opportunity to leave Nigeria and legally stay wherever you are for good. Then he'll forget about you!

This is an abuse of the word "agbada".

oyacastam:
Tboss just shared beautiful Agbada photos which she wore to the premier of merry men Abuja.

She is so beautiful and sparkling.

See photos below:

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/09/bbnaijas-tboss-all-sparkling-on-agbada.html

Bros.Please how do I contact you?

Empiree:
I am not gonna got into full details about how and what was devised to bring him down but i will point you to a few ayat or surah of Quran used to deal with him. While Ladi was enjoying himself, we were busy working on his @ss domestically. All the money spent on this came out of my sheikh's pocket and he said Ladi will pay for everything (and he did) at last.

Anyways, my sheikh was determined and in full force to bring him down. He rummage old "tira" containing nakali a k a "musiba" (negative) of "muiba". May Allah protect us from musiba. Today, in most cases we just recite Qur'an mechanically without deep meaning. We read some phrases like "sumu bukumu umuyun" (Baqarah 18) for the sake of qira only without thinking. But it is "firaku" (yoruba pronunciation) and "musiba" if you know how to use it. Put target's name and his mother's in the mims in ountu (taada and kalam) and also written in paper, and do what you have to do with it, you finish your target's life. . This is sihr in the Quran not alawo and definitely not ebo (shirk).

We also used sura abasa (80). I remembered i did lots of ountu on this sura with many many alfas hired to help out. And of course some other verses like tabatiyada etc. Then, we waited for these firaku to take effect on him. By Allah, we didnt even finished yet before he started noticing changes to his life from enjoyment to sorrow. . We started getting calls from left and right from his mom in Lagos. My sheikh just turned blind eye and he said, "he hasn't seen nothing yet. I will not stop until he is finished".

Yes, we didnt stop at all until the whole process was completed. Imagine Ladi was already feeling the heat at outstart?. How about after finishing the firaku?. Firaku is asaasi (sihr). When asaasi starts working, it becomes musiba for the target. We all know the meaning of musiba, isnt?. You can see that in [Al Baqara: 156]. So when musiba finally hit its climax, uncle Ladi was extremely sick and could not walk and could barely talk. He was taken to the hospital but UK doctors could not find his problems. They could only say his temperature was extremely high. A friend of his said he was almost naked in extreme cold weather just to cool his body temperature but he was still very hot. This is called firaku. On top of it, musiba hit him. UK govt charged him to court for no apparent reason and he was sentenced to jail despite his condition. The whole thing happened too fast. Calamities hit him in succession.


Other things happened to him that i can even mention here. It was in jail he realized he might offended someone and he called his mother from prison to go and beg "Alhaji". And of course, my sheikh is not hard headed person. He felt pity too quickly and he has solution (antidote) or muiba (positive). He told his mother that he just wanted to teach him a lesson because he thinks he is too smart. He said his only solution was for him to return to Nigeria. But we didnt know at the time that he was jailed. The only thing we were told was he was sick and could not move. Upon learning he was incarcerated, we all got to work again to have him released. We had his "key" in our control LOL

To restore someone back to their good condition, we needed ountu again: Allah in arabic. In hau 'a' in the middle, put his name and his mother's name. And also write Muhammad in arabic and inscribe his name and mother's in the mims and complete the job. This is muiba. Then he was released by UK govt and got better medical wise. But he was warned if he doesn't come to nija we would put him back in his previous state. Bro, who want to go back to few months of hell?.


Uncle Ladi was like "hell no", he picked available flight and landed in nija really quickly. He didnt care about immigration status at this point. He just wanted to settle everything. But unfortunately, he didnt come with money either. We expected that. My sheikh took care of his responsibilities for up to a year he was with us the second time. But his mom did help with some cash too.


So we did everything for him to help him out from family to UK govt issues. This is where sura Yasin, dua jabariyyah and khutba came in. These are meant to restore everything to normal. It is good to have faith. He was worried how he would make back his lost. Many of us and some alfas worried too but my sheikh was like everything would be back to normal multiple fold. He just had that confidence and assurance. Indeed, Ladi went through immigration at port of entry like he is British citizen. That night he boarded flight at MMA, we organized short dua again. As his flight was taken off (as we already estimated through his itinerary), we recited Maryam 6 for him as we normally do but this time with intention to get back on track (his lost). Upon returning to UK he got buyers for some of his houses he already listed and shares for sale and paid us his debt.


All his other properties confiscated by UK govt were released and that was it. He was still in UK and enjoyed himself until 2001 when his mother passed away and he came home for burial. That was the last time i saw him. I wasn't around shortly afterward either. So you can see sihr derived from Quran without going to babalawo?. The fact that it is from Quran doesn't mean we should do it. My sheikh knew consequences (is like he broke the code) so he summoned everyone for tawbah and istighfar in group unison for 70,000 times, shahada, salat al ala nabiy etc. All of them same counts. This incident took place in 1994.

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@tolex29 please can i still apply for the airport protocol and Travel Officer position you posted earlier. I'm just seeing it. Please respond.

Just for laughs

Check this out

What do you guys think?

What do you guys think?

She try

This sums it up

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Kobicove:
Pics of the torn Green Card or i don't believe it

Cool down bro..it's just a photoshop prank na.

..lol..got you!Another one from @QEEMUS1

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Photoshop

Obviously!

hilarious!Hillary Trump!

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Wow. see how it fits them.

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Wow looks real ooo.....Op good job,work well done.

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Funny photoshop @lalasticlala

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