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Crime / Re: Shock As Man Arrested For Murder Displays His Singing And Other Talents(photo & by Akalia(m): 10:41pm On Oct 29
Sheistoopretty:
He's not the only one, that is what Nigerian men are known for; kidnapping, ritual, stealing, kidnapping and gambling etc... just anything bad you can think of embarassed

He was just unlucky being caught out of the millions of Nigerian men out there.. embarassed

Nigerian men are U$eless..... All of them embarassed embarassed
Silly slut.
Family / Re: How Are Young Married Men Coping In This Economy? by Akalia(m): 9:40pm On Oct 28
Na God dey run am for us. Healthcare of my son alone has gulped over 500k in the space of four days.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Libya Saga: CAF Awards Nigeria 3 Points & 3 Goals, Fines Libya $50k by Akalia(m): 3:03pm On Oct 26
Though I am a Nigerian but I feel the punitive action against Libya by CAF is rather too harsh.

Awarding points and goals to Nigeria was just enough, the fine part wasn't really necessary.

Libya is a war-wrecked country, from where would they raise 50,000 USD?
Politics / Re: FEC Approves $618m Loan For Fighter Jets, Ammunition by Akalia(m): 10:49am On Oct 24
BreconHills:


We don't need the Sukhoi series. They are problematic and have poor combat record because they lack the advanced Avionics of modern western aircraft. In air wars, the first person to see the other wins and the Italians are specialist in over the horizon radar and weapon systems.

The super Tucanos are counter insurgency aircraft which means they are slower and made for loitering not speed which is useless against bandits. They are not obsolete.

The new aircraft replace the Alpha Jet while the J Series Jets purchased replace the deep penetration Jaguars Jets that basically have been mothballed years ago.

Our threats now are from the Sahel Russian satellite States as well over the Gulf of Guinea. As you know Nigeria continental sea space has been extended I
think by 200 nautical miles in an area rich with hydrocarbons.
Based on your submission are we expecting to face a foreign aggressor in the near future, hence, we are beefing up our military weapons inventory?
Politics / Re: FEC Approves $618m Loan For Fighter Jets, Ammunition by Akalia(m): 6:48am On Oct 24
BreconHills:


How do you know we have no technical knowledge of the planes when our pilots have been training on them for over one year.

This deal has been in the works since PMB. Fighter jets are not something you go and buy in a show room. These 6 jets are the first in a batch purpose of 24. If you are nice I will explain why these jets were bought and what threat they are meant to contain.
Why are we buying these jets? There are better options like the Russia's sukhoi models and what happened to the super tucanos,are they obselete already?

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Politics / Re: FEC Approves $618m Loan For Fighter Jets, Ammunition by Akalia(m): 6:46am On Oct 24
BreconHills:


Nigeria has the largest drone fleet in Africa outside of Algeria. I am talking of armed drones not toy spotter drones.
Are you sure? How come we don't hear about operational activities of these drones unlike the fighters jets and gunships operational in the war theater?

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Family / Re: Identify The Mother In This Picture by Akalia(m): 10:51am On Oct 23
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Travel / Re: China Unveils A Train On Magnetic Levitation Capable Of Reaching 1000 Km/h by Akalia(m): 2:14pm On Oct 22
JASONjnr:


Technology-wise, China is doing everything possible to showcase how far they've gone.

But you see US and Brit? They will never showcase their tech skils. And they protect their advance tech personnel and provide them with everything to stay healthy and alive.

China always run faster.
Bros stop hyping US and great Brit.
China can replicate any technology the duo have and even improve on it surpassingly.

In this contemporary era China is the land of technology.

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Celebrities / Re: When Davido Was A Fan Of Psquare! Throwback by Akalia(m): 12:21pm On Oct 22
LuQuLuQu:
Money good ooo

See Davido face like Oshodi tout own


Very local 🤣
David na still aje butter back then mind you. He was chopping his father's money at that age. He was a big boy as per person him papa get money.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 18 North Korean Soldiers Arrested In Russia After Deserting by Akalia(m): 11:45am On Oct 22
My intuition tells me that Russia has got a military industrial complex producing weapons in NK and that there could be other allied countries where Russia's weapons manufacturing is situated. Great Russia.

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Celebrities / Re: Details Emerge On How Bobrisky Was Arrested At Benin Republic Border (Photos) by Akalia(m): 5:37pm On Oct 21
Satan just dey disgrace this guy/woman wotowoto. Very ugly smello.
Foreign Affairs / Re: UAE President MBZ Visits Putin In Moscow (Photos) by Akalia(m): 8:57am On Oct 21
WrriterNg:



Whether dead or alive. No one can.

Unless you wan turn your entire population to radioactive ash and dust.

As at 1975, Russia get about 72,000 Nukes. 49 years ago.

You think say dem don throway all those Nukes?
The nukes asides, given the sheer landmass of mother Russia, no expeditionary invasion can overrun the entire Russia.

The closest anyone came to attempting such a feat was during WW2 by the Nazis. You and I know how it ended right?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Shirel Golan Dies By Suicide On 22nd Birthday. by Akalia(m): 8:54am On Oct 21
GBTYO:


And conspiracies are crafted by the powers that be because they are confident that fools like you won't ask questions or doubt their official narrative.

How can 50 survivors commit suicide in one year ?

And don't give me that soapy crap about survivors guilt.
Your assertion still remains a crack-pot idea. So long sucker.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Shirel Golan Dies By Suicide On 22nd Birthday. by Akalia(m): 8:43am On Oct 21
GBTYO:
Over 50 survivors of the attack have so far been suicided.

You know why?

Because these are the guys who refused to back down and went to town telling people that IDF soldiers and helicopter gunships shot at the concert.

The IDF killed most of their own people on Oct 7 and most of the survivors know this .

I know Jews are chicken hearted but how can 50 survivors commit suicide within a year of Oct 7.

Does not make sense until you know that they didn't commit suicide but were murdered by IDF.

Israel knew before hand that the attack will happen and they let it happen and when it was going on, IDF and Mossad goons fired on their own to max the casualties so as to enrage the Israeli public to accept total war on Gaza.

It was a pyschop.

Your conspiracy theory does not make any sense.

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Politics / Re: Go Home, Nigerians Have Rejected You - Wike Tackles Atiku by Akalia(m): 9:44pm On Oct 19
I feel for Atiku. He is so unlucky in Nigeria politics.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After Working Leave by Akalia(m): 9:39pm On Oct 19
Ok

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Family / Re: Married Women Share Battles They Fight In Their Homes by Akalia(m): 6:44pm On Oct 16
Maeve7:


What is your ordeal? You work and your wife does nothing?
She does nothing but I don't mind. However, my frustration is that this woman does not take correction and instruction. She does not appreciate my toil under the sun. I work my ass off on a sailing basis to bring good money back home at the end of the month but all she sees are my deficiencies such as not always helping out in domestic chores, being romantic on her own terms, and being assertive.

I can go on and on. Man, I am even thinking along the line of separation for now but I have two toddler sons and that is what is withholding me.

Women are impossible.

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Family / Re: Married Women Share Battles They Fight In Their Homes by Akalia(m): 6:32pm On Oct 16
decency17:
This is the summary of women's lives. They expect the man to do house chores instead of spending his time, energy and creativity in working and critical thinking to openup new frontiers of greatness for the family. Just laziness. Most of my married friends have the same problem with this lazy generation of women. I'm facing the same challenge too. This is why the society is falling. Take it to the bank, men build the society while women build the home.
You are the only wise man on this thread. You just captured my ordeal in marriage in your submission.

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Celebrities / Re: We Always Find A Way To Survive’’ Kunle Remi Says After Spending N98k On Petrol by Akalia(m): 11:57am On Oct 16
whytediamond:
grin

I remember when one egg enter 30naira, 2 for 50naira. We lamented as a people.

Now I know better. I bought 4 eggs for 1k and I didn't flinch.

Just have money guys. Work legit and you will enjoy. No matter the economic situation.

Know this and know peace.
You sound very dumb. So because you are privileged to earn enough you don't care about the plight of others. People like you are part of Nigeria's problem -self-centered and petty.
I am sure you don't even help people in financial distress with even very little.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles: FG Summons Libyan Envoy For Talks by Akalia(m): 5:51pm On Oct 14
I wish war breaks out between Nigeria and Libya soon as an offshoot of their insolence to our national team.
Our military will overrun that war thorn country in 24 hours as Tinubu makes a victory speech in Libya's capital marking the end of Nigeria's successful military campaign in Libya.

My imagination is crazy man!!! grin grin angry

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Career / Re: Meet Paul Dike - The First Nigerian Airforce Officer To Attain A 4-star Rank by Akalia(m): 5:35pm On Oct 14
Afonjudas:
Igbo Amaka
Ever since they systemically replaced Igbos with their head slamming brethren, Nigeria has gone to the dogs.
Our greatest undoing as igbos is bragging in order to spite other ethnic groups.

Every ethnic group in Nigeria today knows full well that igbos are a super great ethnic group and even superior in many respects in contrast to other ethnic groups but our noise dey piss the other ethnic groups off.

Abeg make we turn down the volume on our bragging.

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Ex-Assistant, Lauren Pisciotta Sues Him For "Sexually Assaulting Her" by Akalia(m): 5:29pm On Oct 14
JASONjnr:
One thing I know for sure is that Kanye isn't gay...... But drugging and sexually assaulting a lady is what needs to be investigated thoroughly.... Cause you can't trust these whor*s these days.....
I think what might had happened was that Kanye West had consensual sex with the bitch but made the bitch take control substances as against her principle but she did it anyway because she had to please her pay master.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US To Send Air Defense Battery And American Troops To Israel by Akalia(m): 8:28am On Oct 14
Kintowi:
Israel is overrated. Without Western support, they won’t last a week.
exactly, yet they keep escalating issues.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Sex Worker To Death In Delta Over Money by Akalia(m): 8:07am On Oct 14
There's a thin line between unbridled sex and violence. Why are some people so crazy about sex?
Politics / Re: Reverse Fuel Price Hike: SERAP To Tinubu by Akalia(m): 9:05pm On Oct 13
Nigerians are all cowards. Na only rant them sabi. They can't even take back their country.

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Health / Re: #NoBraDay: Pictures Marking 'No Bra Day' 2024 by Akalia(m): 8:58pm On Oct 13
I worship big firm breasts. Thank God that my wife and side-chick both got such massive tits.

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Fashion / Re: "I Will Retire In One Or Two Years" - Giorgio Armani by Akalia(m): 8:29pm On Oct 13
I think the man subtilty admitted that everything he has is vanity upon vanity.
When he is gone the empire he worked super hard to build in the course of his lifetime will likely crumble.
He has no direct heirs- he is not fulfilled as a whole.

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Business / Re: Chipper Cash Account Needed by Akalia(m): 12:15pm On Oct 13
ielok:
It’s most be fully verified.
I have one fully verified and in use.
Politics / Re: Why Enugu Government Imposed Tax On Dead Bodies – Revenue Board by Akalia(m): 12:14pm On Oct 13
Atuero:
40 naira daily cannot discourage the people from leaving the dead bodies in the mortuary
The motivation is rather taxation and not the purported attempt to discourage people leaving bodies in the mogue.
Why can't governments in Nigeria be real and straight for once!!

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Romance / Re: Man Shares What He Will Do To Cheating Fiancee On Their Wedding Day by Akalia(m): 10:33am On Oct 10
DonBenny77:
That's what they do best, cheat...
Still look you in the face and tell you they love you.
Any woman that tells you she loves is pulling off something bad behind your back.
She says she "loves you" na out of pity for you and guilty conscience on her part.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Replies Uju Stella Who Claims She Got Pregnant For Him by Akalia(m): 10:29am On Oct 10
Bliss4Lyfe:



Burnaboy have done alot to many people in Nigeria.

There was an artist that he stole from after beating him up badly using his gang.

The police arrested him and that was before he got a breakthrough.

Wat did Darlington do ? Nothing, ig you know what Burna have been doing and getting away.
The bloke is just too anyhow for my liking. He doesn't deserve the celebrity status.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Replies Uju Stella Who Claims She Got Pregnant For Him by Akalia(m): 10:19am On Oct 10
Burna boy sounds very petty and uneducated.

After what he did to speedy Darlington I have resolved to diss him on any giving chance I get.

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