Cant just remember the last time i ever invited a lady to come spend weekend with me, cant even try it under this present economic meltdown. The other time when a lady i once assisted disturbed me that she wants to pay me a visit and i obliged, the visit turned out to be a nightmare for me. She came in full hijab forming holy, refusing i even sit near her talkless of touching her and yet disturbed me with per minute calls. She simply extorted from me and vamoosed.
So ladies, when a man invites you to come over for a weekend and insist you make it, just have it at the back of your mind that na your body go suffer.

LastMumu:
praying to a god to help or protect you from accidents after reading or watching a bad news is just plain useless; everyday people pray against accidents everyday people die. Prayer doesn't do _shit, adhering to life-saving rules and educating ignorant ones would be of more help. It is a collective responsibility of everyone.
Government needs to build safer and better roads
Drivers need to ensure their vehicles are in good state before hitting the road.
Don't drink before and while driving
Don't use phone while driving
Always use your seat belt
if you are not well trained and licensed to drive, don't drive.
Remember your live, the lives of your passengers, other drivers and the pedestrians are in your hands - drive safely.
If everyone an follow these rules, we will have lesser accidents plaguing us in this country.

In addition, occupants of an overspeeding vehicle has every right to caution or report the driver or report his act of recklessness at the sight of any FRSC officer. If i am in such vehicle, i will simply ask the driver to park while i come down and board another vehicle. Until we begin to take safety precautions seriously then God will back up our prayers positively.

Falling into the hands of these Boko Haram terrorists is as good as committing suicide. We just need to pray for their safety cos i so much doubt they will be spared if in the hands of BH guys.

In the voice of Fayose, they should travel back to America if they are innocent.

Wahala dey oh! When street hawking and buying was being banned without commensurate plans to accommodate those affected the government ought to have envisaged something like this. As long as many are thrown off business and from workplace we should expect increase in crime.

Handsomeemmy:
Azuka Couldn't have said it better, he hit the nail on the head, our silence in South west on issues that need our voices is unbecoming, in South West of yesteryears, we usually differentiate politics from the progress and development of the region but today it has become all about politics, people like Bola Ahmed Tinubu who I "respect" have gained unnecessarily relevance against the development that should be in The south west, I hate this silence that has become the Norms in my region.
People are suffering, the government is not doing enough, nepotism and Favouritism has been the order of the day for this regime yet my people chose to protest against what's happening between Remi Tinubu and Dino Melaye.

I thought every lives matters in Nigeria, especially in the south west, what do we chose to be use by the Core north to do their biddings and rape our women, destroy our farmland and killed the elderly and Children? And yet we are quiet, I know silence is golden but not this type of silence that lead to death and erode evrything humanity stands for.

We in the south west viz a viz Nigeria need to have a rethink and chart another course while it is still day.

I believe in the continuous existence of One Nigeria but it must be restructured to better aid development and not one core section dictating for others how life should be lived.

Before you labelled me IPOD, I am a full Yoruba Man, and I am not ready to be like Esau.

Best wishes.

I write from Nigeria

You fail to add that recently riverine communities in Ikorodu LGA of Lagos State and some parts of Ogun State have been under siege by Niger Delta militants who have been on killing, kidnapping and destruction spree unchallenged. Rather than fight back at least with Ijebu charms, my people are packing their loads and relocating. What is the essence of having OPC, what are they doing, what usefulness are they serving to the South West especially at a time like these, rather they are looking for contract to guard oil and gas pipelines. Am ashamed oh! Let the truth be said.

I just dey tire.
1. Did anybody help me observe that even electricity this days when it comes doesnt last for 2mins and another blackout for a whole month.
2. Did anybody observe that the so called fuel sold this days burns faster than gas? Fill your tank and drive around the town and check your gauge.
3. Did anybody observe that even the network providers are now short-changing Nigerians in the data/airtime billings.
4. Did anybody observe that only few people patronize electrical stores where Fridge, Televisions are sold.
5. Even our soup this days lack complete ingredients like stockfish, dry fish etc.
I have die.

Weeping and taking selfies the same time. E tire me oh. I sympathise with the young mourners.

I pity those soldiers cos a thin line separates them from death. Almost all the countries of the world have harsh penalties for coup plotters. If it succeeds kudos to the planners and their supporters, but where it fails.............

He was married but felt the woman was not properly created and decided to be going after his fellow man thinking the front is the back. Left thinking. In the biblical days, they were meant to be stoned or burnt to death.

The Ching Chung yoms! Introducing Chinkos to Benues.

Mr2kay2:
isn't he human

Help me to ask him.

Feel so disappointed but not surprised with this endtime story. Repent and be saved for Jesus is coming soon.

Who allowed these post?

I continue to wonder, Can such uncouth statements be made in a responsible Upper Chambers in any developed country? Shameless Senators.

God forbid, me eat donkey meat. No be by force.

Sometimes i do wonder on somethings. A Hairdresser having a job at hand to fetch money for her food and a Civil Servant collecting salary from the Government and yet the two are insatiable for a nonsense thing. O ti sunmi jare! They should both be given 100 strokes of cane and then released with stern warning not to have sex for another two (2) years.

I bet you the girls must have come from uncaring and irresponsible parents, poor background, bad association to have concurred to be used as sex slaves cos if not they would have opened up and reported the woman themselves. I dont blame her, i blame the society who promote baby factory, setting up of hotels for casual sex, selling of pornographic films and materials, many things have gone wrong.

My dear, no be by force to eat, no be by force to accept the stew. Se you no get pot for house. Person wey no sabi cook stew dey vex say stew plenty. No fall my hand oh!

Im be Ogboni?

This is a good opportunity to go hiking near that guy's bending room. At least spend two (2) weeks there, come out and tell us one cock and bull story. You wanna tell me a twenty-five (25) years old having stayed in an area for more than two (2) years doesnt have a destination? Ka m nukwa!

I bet he will never thank his wife or buy a plate of pepper soup for her after sex, only to spend a whole 15k for a LovePeddler. Foolishness is both a sickness and disease.

The heart of men can be desperately wicked. It may even be the Contractor never took note of the inferior materials used in the building work. I remember how a so called man of God cum Block moulder ripped me off during my house contruction. He will collect money for ten bags to mould twenty-five (25) blocks per bag cos of solidness but will eventually short- change me, buy 5bags and use it to mould almost 45blocks per bag. I gave him a surprise visit one day and made the alarming discovery. The touch of a 3yr old was capable of breaking any of the blocks to pieces. That was how i shouted and drove him away from my sight. If not for my observation who knows what would have been the fate of my building. God forbid!!

HateU2:
Eyaaaa

But why is he crying

I bleieve he was telling his mum, "Mummy i will miss your good meals, advise, talks, laughters, companion etc, i dont know how i entered this bondage that tomorrow she will cry divorce! divorce!"
Just saying, wishing them a happy marriage, nothing like divorce, wife or husband battery shall be heard about them. Can somebody help me shout Iseeeeeee!!!!

I will simply advise carefulness in passing judgement and conclusion over this lingering issue. The name in the document states "Aisha Buhari". I believe anybody including the President's wife can be Aisha Buhari, but my comment is based on the fact that very many persons from some particular tribes can bear same name and surname. I vividly remember when i got an admission in a School up there in Kano, four (4) different persons from the North bearing with documents bearing same name and surname appeared for admission for just one name. It took real time to identify which of them actually owns the admission name. Lets not rush into judgement while the scenario unfolds for better viewing.

Please always distance yourself from anybody, brother, sister, relation, friend, business associate, colleague just anybody identified or suspected to be a cultist cos you may never stay alive to explain to rival cult groups that you are innocent on the day of attack.

Wetin dem forget for Nigeria wey dem be wan come collect. Na so so wahala anywhere dem go. Fire wey dem start for their country and other countries don burn tire sotey water no go quench am. Every spirit behind preaching of that sermon wey dey cause wahala for Naija, dey tell people to kill anybody wey no believe in dem, i bind and reject you. Amen.

sixtuschimere:
According to Francis Adebayo who shared the photos on Facebook,a drunk policeman was spotted taking a nap on the floor of Costain Bus Stop yesterday.He wrote.....

'Attention Nigerian Police:

One of your mobile police officers is presently taking a nap on the floor of Costain Bus Stop. Apparently he has just finished vomiting and seriously reeking of Alcohol.

Please do commuters and bystanders a favour by coming for him NOW!

Time Check: 5.50pm'

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/a-suspected-drunk-police-officer.html

Ops you are a bad liar. The officer is of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defense Corps (NSCDC). Must you allow your hatred for the Police becloud your judgement and comment? Too bad of you.

For how long shall we be deceived. Old men gathered together with newly purchased matchetes and you call it Repentant Cattle Rustlers. Cattle Rustlers are known to operate with sophisticated weapons (Ak47 rifles, Pump Action gun etc). The State Government should rather tell us they want to corruptly enrich themselves with a false amnesty program fund to be provided for the fake repentant criminals.

Please i hope those people heard the husband very well, he said he doesnt desire any of them to be killed but rather repent and make heaven, that will be his joy. Cos if it was to be them (you know naw), they will call for the peoples head, shout one kind shout and stone him to dead after which the head will be cut off for sacrifice to their own gods. God is just a merciful God.

I feel more for the parents and guardians who never knew their daughter has left the school to go flex with friends. What a pity and a painful avoidable death.

I feel more for the parents and guardians who never knew their daughter has left the school to go flex with friends. What a pity and a painful death.