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Career / Industrial Chemists In The Petroleum Industry..let's Meet Here. by akogunreloaded: 7:26am On Nov 17, 2014 |
Cheers. I created this thread so we could interact, learn, gain from each other and be well-oriented about what goes on in the O&G sectors. The floor is opened*** |
Career / Has Anyone Applied For The 2015 Baker Hughes Internship Programme? by akogunreloaded: 12:35pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
Hello everyone, am having challenges with the application. Anyone with a solution? |
Career / Re: Top 10 Most Demanded Jobs In The Oil And Gas Industry by akogunreloaded: 8:13am On Aug 30, 2014 |
Syenite:. Please can you list few companies under this section? |
Career / Re: Top 10 Most Demanded Jobs In The Oil And Gas Industry by akogunreloaded: 7:56am On Aug 30, 2014 |
Goodmorning..a nice thread indeed...Please, what of the Industrial Chemists? How do they fit in? |
Webmasters / Re: Need A Web Designer/programmer For A Web Project by akogunreloaded: 12:58pm On Aug 09, 2014 |
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Education / An Adventure; My Experience With Futa's Post-utme by akogunreloaded: 12:59pm On Jul 17, 2014 |
Source:www.obakekere.com/?p=159 It is very easy to notice a Post-UTME student. Why? You notice the anxiety in them, you just observe that “Jolly-Just-Come” behaviour, no matter the age of the person. I was a big victim of this ooo. It was really an interesting time. After embarking on an unusual journey from Lagos to Akure, I alighted at the FUTA’s North Gate. The beauty of the environment and the calibre of people that were around caught my attention. Indeed, it was an ambience of amazement. Before I continue, Remember FUTA’s Post-UTME is an electronic-based test. 30minutes, 25questions. Hmm, minds are beating very fast. Lol So, you need to make sure you prepare adequately well because this opportunity only comes 10times in every decade. Be wise at this time. Meeting friends should not deter you from achieving your desired goal. Eh en, As I entered the gate, my eyes were just merry-go-rounding. Flowers that I have not seen in my local town were in full display beaming out a nice smile from nature. I could notice a lot of flashy cars, mighty buildings. You know I went to a secondary school in which a single building in FUTA could account for the whole school. Poor Me! I was startled at exposure. Many adventures passed by and the examination day finally came. Students were tensed. I could notice the burning despair in them. Everyone was concerned about the simplicity of the examination. “Is it so hard?” “Can I finish within the stipulated time?” these questions kept resurfacing as much as Suarez would have bitten Chiellini. Lol You know what? Understand the credo, creed and cannon of your past questions. Try as much as possible to lay aside fright. It kills faster than AIDS. True! One of my mentors would always say, “proper preparation prevents poor performance.” Abeg, broz, sisi, Read! People began to confess sins I guess. Others were tensed to the marrow. No one was concerned about his neighbour anymore. Hmmm A previous batch just concluded theirs and the anxiety grew much stronger. “Piss dy catch person and e no gree come out. That awkward moment. Lol” A guy came out and said they asked him about the second vowel letter. “So cheap a question,” I muttered in my mind from an idle corner. To cut the story short, I did mine and it was heavily loaded. They asked me about Integration and gave me about 3 comprehension passages which I was expected to answer in a very narrow time-frame. Dear, prepare for anything. You could be lucky to get simple questions and if it does not happen that way, There’s No Excuse for Failure. Lastly, be current the happenings in the Society. Questions can arise from politics, Boko Haram menace, World Cup, etc. Make I test you before I sign out…. Which football player is known for biting humans? Luis David Luis Figo Luis Antonio Luis Suarez I leave you to the answer. Au Revoir. Wish you the best. Source:www.obakekere.com/?p=159 |
Family / Re: To My Future Husband by akogunreloaded: 11:28am On Dec 27, 2013 |
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Jokes Etc / Akpos In The Arms Of A Woman by akogunreloaded: 11:08am On Dec 26, 2013 |
An inspirational speaker said: “The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience were in shock and silent. He added: “She was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter followed! Akpos decided to crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Standing for a moment, Akpos tried to recall the second line of that inspirational speaker. By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Check more here:www.spiceng. |
Entertainment / Actor Charles Okafor Findschrist by akogunreloaded: 10:27am On Dec 26, 2013 |
Nollywood veteran actor, Charles Okafor , may have been out of the movie industry for sometime now but his new passion is what is sustaining him. The actor who was one of the few stars that made the Nigerian home- video sector what it was right from inception, says he has now found the most important thing in his life and that is Jesus Christ. In a recent interview, Charles Okafor confessed that the reason he has not been very visible in the industry is because he is now a born again Christian and that he cannot serve God and Marmon at the same time. “I’ve been lying low for a while because I diverted into advocacy and human-angle films as a consequence of my new found faith. I’m still a career actor and a film maker but I am mindful of the scripts I do. “A time come in the life of any professional when he seats back and takes stock of his professional issues and the legacy he wants to leave behind from the spiritual standpoint of view. You cannot just do any kind of film anymore if you’re going to be the light to the nations of the world. We must be seen in the context of the things that glorify God in totality. “You see, you cannot eat your cake and still have it. You cannot serve God and serve Marmon. You must clearly define where you stand. I have put my hands to the plow so I shouldn’t look back but that does not remove the fact that I’m still a career actor and film maker,” he said. [url=http:// spiceng.]Check here for more[/url] |
Romance / Natural Ways For Getting Big Breasts by akogunreloaded: 11:51am On Nov 05, 2013 |
**MUST READ; NATURAL WAYS TO GETTING BIGGER BREASTS*** Many women desire larger, fuller breasts. There is always an option of surgical breast enlargement, but it can be painful, may cause health problems in future and, surely, it is costly. Fortunately, there are several natural techniques can increase breast size. Although these methods vary in their safety and effectiveness, they are all inexpensive and available without a prescription. Study some of them below: Read more here /2N6GYl 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's Mother's State Burial (Pictures) by akogunreloaded: 11:53am On Nov 04, 2013 |
Jokes Etc / Laugh by akogunreloaded: 11:41am On Nov 04, 2013 |
A man and a woman walked into a guest house and requested to spend d night. The owner of d guest house, Mr Ben, a born again Christian refused to allow man and woman sleep in the same room because they were not married. The woman explained, “he is my son, not my spouse” so they were allowed to check in. After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his room service worker, Akpos, to go and check if the folks were truly mother and son. http:///tQnS2l Akpos came back and said, “Sir, she’s truly the mother.” The boss asked, “how did u confirm that? Akpos smiled, Sir “I am very sure, I saw her breastfeeding him.” Check more interesting features here http:///EopbkN |
Jokes Etc / I Cant Shout..laugh Till You Cry Out Your Pains by akogunreloaded: 11:27am On Nov 04, 2013 |
A man and a woman walked into a guest house and requested to spend d night. The owner of d guest house, Mr Ben, a born again Christian refused to allow man and woman sleep in the same room because they were not married. The woman explained, “he is my son, not my spouse” so they were allowed to check in. After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his room service worker, Akpos, to go and check if the folks were truly mother and son. Akpos came back and said, “Sir, she’s truly the mother.” The boss asked, “how did u confirm that? Akpos smiled, Sir “I am very sure, I saw her breastfeeding him.” Check more interesting featured here http:///tQnS2l |
Jokes Etc / Skuki Runs Out Of Tattoo Shop In Pains by akogunreloaded: 11:13am On Nov 04, 2013 |
He is currently holidaying in Cyprus, Peeshaun wanted to get a tattoo on his left arm. He however could not stand the pain and had to run away from the shop to the amusement of his brother, manager and those around the shop. All efforts made to persuade him to have the tattoo done proved abortive, lol. His girlfriend just wanted us to know how her man chickened out of that.What he did was funny indeed Read more and check more photos here http:///rK6v34 |
Jokes Etc / Jokes Junction...just Laugh Till You Make Am by akogunreloaded: 9:51am On Nov 04, 2013 |
An American lawyer and Akpos, a Nigerian, are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily, so he asks if Akpos would like to play a fun game. Akpos is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500,” he says. This catches Akpos’ attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from The Earth to the Moon?” Akpos doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it’s Akpos’ turn. He asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?” The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up Akpos and hands him $500. Akpos pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes Akpos up and asks, “Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?” Akpos reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. Check more interesting features here http:///tQnS2l Dont forget to share this!!! http:///tQnS2l |
Politics / How Stella Oduah Was Caught by akogunreloaded: 7:41pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
I just came across this and is coming as a shock...I just hope this matter would not be swept under the carpet...Joe Obi, confessed that the N225m vehicles where bought the safetyand security of Stella Oduah, she has stopped him from saying anything on her behalf. Now the latest revelation in the bullet-proof car saga is that it appears as if no cars were bought, after all, and the money was just shared with impunity by a privileged few. But unfortunately for Stella Oduah and her accomplice(s), it has been discovered that the two cars sighted by a team of the House of Reps at the NCAA's office in Abuja on Tuesday are used vehicle and, it has also been discovered that "the chassis numbers" are different from what is in the official document... According to some Senior Staff members of the Nigeria civil Aviation Authority, NCAA, there was no traces of any BMW bullet-proof cars in their office in Abuja until the scandal was exposed. The insiders have also disclosed that two vehicles were hurriedly brought to their office on Tuesday to make it appear like the cars were bought for the use of the NCAA and in the custody of the NCAA. All lies! Read more here: http:///BA7egk
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Jokes Etc / Laugh Your Ass Out by akogunreloaded: 5:18pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
Dear brothers and sisters..just forget your problems and laugh your ass out if you have one...read this joke Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, “Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful” Akpos immediately stood up and the pastor said, “Where are you going?” Akpos replied, “I’m changing seats, do you want me to lie in the house of God?” http:///ghuWV1 Dont go yet, click on "like" after clicking this link http:///ghuWV1 |
Jokes Etc / Laugh Your Ass Out..funny Indeed by akogunreloaded: 11:15am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Dear brothers and sisters..just forget your problems and laugh your ass out if you have one...read this joke Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, “Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful” Akpos immediately stood up and the pastor said, “Where are you going?” Akpos replied, “I’m changing seats, do you want me to lie in the house of God?” http:///ghuWV1 Dont go yet, click on "like" after clicking this link http:///ghuWV1 |
Celebrities / Wizkid Is Not A Threat To Me," Davido Blasts by akogunreloaded: 10:15am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Davido opened up on the controversies surrounding his new video and also made it clear that he is the man to beat, no threat..eh en “Not at all. The rumour is cool. But I see nobody as competition or threat. God is behind me, so I just go into the studio, do my music and everything is fine. I develop and write most of my songs in the studio. I’m not afraid of competition or the fact that some person will just appear on the scene and take the shine. After all, I did it to some people, so I expect that it is something that must happen to everyone because you can’t be shining forever. But once you are good to others, make good music, have loyal fans, that’s all that matters. I have plans to go into oil and gas business with my elder brother next year. I want to do music for 10 years. By that time, I will be 30, and free to rest. Some people are just starting out at 30 but I am already a success and threat at 20. Fame at a young age is a plus because I still have like 10 years to ball while some people are just starting at 27 and 30.” On Skelewu “The song is big already; so whatever we do people are still going to talk anyway. I shot the video like a movie and there are three videos, so people can watch whichever one they want.If you don’t like the instructional video, you can watch Sesan’s, if you don’t like that one; you can watch Moe Musa’s. If people want, I will shoot one more video, it’s not easy.” Check more here: http:///eb6Ey8 |
Politics / Womeh Gathers At Federal Secretariat To Support Oduah by akogunreloaded: 12:17pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Thumbs up to Nigeria woman as they have come out in groups to support the embattled Aviation Minister..u know her name.....lol... The women carried placards which read 'a fight against Stella Oduah is a fight against women'. Do you think so cHECK MORE EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS HERE http:///PvmIWg
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