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Career / Industrial Chemists In The Petroleum Industry..let's Meet Here. by akogunreloaded: 7:26am On Nov 17, 2014
Cheers. I created this thread so we could interact, learn, gain from each other and be well-oriented about what goes on in the O&G sectors. The floor is opened***
Career / Has Anyone Applied For The 2015 Baker Hughes Internship Programme? by akogunreloaded: 12:35pm On Sep 14, 2014
Hello everyone, am having challenges with the application. Anyone with a solution?
Career / Re: Top 10 Most Demanded Jobs In The Oil And Gas Industry by akogunreloaded: 8:13am On Aug 30, 2014
Syenite:
Refinery Operations and Petrochemicals.
. Please can you list few companies under this section?
Career / Re: Top 10 Most Demanded Jobs In The Oil And Gas Industry by akogunreloaded: 7:56am On Aug 30, 2014
Goodmorning..a nice thread indeed...Please, what of the Industrial Chemists? How do they fit in?
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Education / An Adventure; My Experience With Futa's Post-utme by akogunreloaded: 12:59pm On Jul 17, 2014
Source:www.obakekere.com/?p=159
It is very easy to notice a Post-UTME student. Why? You notice the anxiety in them, you just observe that “Jolly-Just-Come” behaviour, no matter the age of the person. I was a big victim of this ooo. It was really an interesting time. After embarking on an unusual journey from Lagos to Akure, I alighted at the FUTA’s North Gate. The beauty of the environment and the calibre of people that were around caught my attention. Indeed, it was an ambience of amazement.

Before I continue,

Remember FUTA’s Post-UTME is an electronic-based test. 30minutes, 25questions.

Hmm, minds are beating very fast. Lol

So, you need to make sure you prepare adequately well because this opportunity only comes 10times in every decade. Be wise at this time. Meeting friends should not deter you from achieving your desired goal.

Eh en,

As I entered the gate, my eyes were just merry-go-rounding. Flowers that I have not seen in my local town were in full display beaming out a nice smile from nature. I could notice a lot of flashy cars, mighty buildings. You know I went to a secondary school in which a single building in FUTA could account for the whole school. Poor Me! I was startled at exposure.

Many adventures passed by and the examination day finally came. Students were tensed. I could notice the burning despair in them. Everyone was concerned about the simplicity of the examination.

“Is it so hard?” “Can I finish within the stipulated time?” these questions kept resurfacing as much as Suarez would have bitten Chiellini. Lol



You know what?

Understand the credo, creed and cannon of your past questions. Try as much as possible to lay aside fright. It kills faster than AIDS. True!

One of my mentors would always say, “proper preparation prevents poor performance.”



Abeg, broz, sisi, Read!



People began to confess sins I guess. Others were tensed to the marrow. No one was concerned about his neighbour anymore. Hmmm

A previous batch just concluded theirs and the anxiety grew much stronger. “Piss dy catch person and e no gree come out. That awkward moment. Lol”



A guy came out and said they asked him about the second vowel letter. “So cheap a question,” I muttered in my mind from an idle corner.



To cut the story short, I did mine and it was heavily loaded. They asked me about Integration and gave me about 3 comprehension passages which I was expected to answer in a very narrow time-frame.



Dear, prepare for anything. You could be lucky to get simple questions and if it does not happen that way,

There’s No Excuse for Failure.



Lastly, be current the happenings in the Society. Questions can arise from politics, Boko Haram menace, World Cup, etc. Make I test you before I sign out….

Which football player is known for biting humans?

Luis David Luis Figo Luis Antonio Luis Suarez



I leave you to the answer. Au Revoir. Wish you the best.
Source:www.obakekere.com/?p=159
Family / Re: To My Future Husband by akogunreloaded: 11:28am On Dec 27, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Akpos In The Arms Of A Woman by akogunreloaded: 11:08am On Dec 26, 2013
An inspirational speaker said:
“The Best years of my life were spent in the
arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience were in shock and silent.
He added: “She was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter
followed!
Akpos decided to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in
the kitchen:
“The Best years of my life were spent in the
arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, Akpos tried to recall
the second line of that inspirational
speaker.
By the time he gained his senses, he was on
a hospital bed, recovering from burns of
boiling water!
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Entertainment / Actor Charles Okafor Findschrist by akogunreloaded: 10:27am On Dec 26, 2013
Nollywood veteran actor, Charles
Okafor , may have been out of the
movie industry for sometime now
but his new passion is what is
sustaining him.
The actor who was one of the few
stars that made the Nigerian home-
video sector what it was right from
inception, says he has now found
the most important thing in his life
and that is Jesus Christ.
In a recent interview, Charles Okafor
confessed that the reason he has not
been very visible in the industry is
because he is now a born again
Christian and that he cannot serve
God and Marmon at the same time.
“I’ve been lying low for a while
because I diverted into advocacy and
human-angle films as a consequence
of my new found faith. I’m still a
career actor and a film maker but I
am mindful of the scripts I do.
“A time come in the life of any
professional when he seats back and
takes stock of his professional issues
and the legacy he wants to leave
behind from the spiritual standpoint
of view. You cannot just do any kind
of film anymore if you’re going to be
the light to the nations of the world.
We must be seen in the context of
the things that glorify God in totality.
“You see, you cannot eat your cake
and still have it. You cannot serve
God and serve Marmon. You must
clearly define where you stand. I
have put my hands to the plow so I
shouldn’t look back but that does
not remove the fact that I’m still a
career actor and film maker,” he
said.
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Romance / Natural Ways For Getting Big Breasts by akogunreloaded: 11:51am On Nov 05, 2013
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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's Mother's State Burial (Pictures) by akogunreloaded: 11:53am On Nov 04, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Laugh by akogunreloaded: 11:41am On Nov 04, 2013
A man and a woman walked into a guest
house and requested to spend d night. The
owner of d guest house, Mr Ben, a born
again Christian refused to allow man and
woman sleep in the same room because
they were not married.
The woman explained, “he is my son, not
my spouse” so they were allowed to check
in.
After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his room service
worker, Akpos, to go and check if the folks
were truly mother and son.

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Akpos came back and said, “Sir, she’s truly
the mother.” The boss asked, “how did u
confirm that?
Akpos smiled, Sir “I am very sure, I saw her
breastfeeding him.” Check more interesting features here

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Jokes Etc / I Cant Shout..laugh Till You Cry Out Your Pains by akogunreloaded: 11:27am On Nov 04, 2013
A man and a woman walked into a guest
house and requested to spend d night. The
owner of d guest house, Mr Ben, a born
again Christian refused to allow man and
woman sleep in the same room because
they were not married.
The woman explained, “he is my son, not
my spouse” so they were allowed to check
in.
After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his room service
worker, Akpos, to go and check if the folks
were truly mother and son.
Akpos came back and said, “Sir, she’s truly
the mother.” The boss asked, “how did u
confirm that?
Akpos smiled, Sir “I am very sure, I saw her
breastfeeding him.” Check more interesting featured here http:///tQnS2l
Jokes Etc / Skuki Runs Out Of Tattoo Shop In Pains by akogunreloaded: 11:13am On Nov 04, 2013
He is currently holidaying in Cyprus,
Peeshaun wanted to get a tattoo on his left
arm. He however could not stand the pain
and had to run away from the shop to the
amusement of his brother, manager and
those around the shop. All efforts made to
persuade him to have the tattoo done
proved abortive, lol. His girlfriend just
wanted us to know how her man
chickened out of that.What he did was
funny indeed Read more and check more photos here http:///rK6v34
Jokes Etc / Jokes Junction...just Laugh Till You Make Am by akogunreloaded: 9:51am On Nov 04, 2013
An American lawyer and Akpos, a
Nigerian,
are sitting next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians
are
so dumb that he could put something
over
on them easily, so he asks if Akpos would
like to play a fun game.
Akpos is tired and just wants to take a
nap,
so he politely declines and tries to catch a
few winks.
The American lawyer persists, and says
that
the game is a lot of fun. “I ask you a
question, and if you don’t know the
answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me
one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will
pay you $500,” he says.
This catches Akpos’ attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the
game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?”
Akpos doesn’t say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to
the
lawyer.
Now, it’s Akpos’ turn. He asks the lawyer,
“What goes up a hill with three legs, and
comes down with four?”
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches
all
references he could find on the Net. He
sends e-mails to all the smart friends he
knows, all to no avail. After one hour of
searching he finally gives up. He wakes up
Akpos and hands him $500.
Akpos pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts
not
knowing the answer.
He wakes Akpos up and asks, “Well, so
what
goes up a hill with three legs and comes
down with four?”
Akpos reaches in his pocket, hands the
lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
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Politics / How Stella Oduah Was Caught by akogunreloaded: 7:41pm On Nov 01, 2013
I just came across this and is coming as a shock...I just hope this matter would not be swept under the carpet...Joe Obi, confessed that the N225m vehicles where bought the safetyand security of Stella Oduah, she has stopped him from saying anything on her behalf. Now the latest revelation in the bullet-proof car saga is that it appears as if no cars were bought, after all, and the money was just shared with impunity by a privileged few.
But unfortunately for Stella Oduah and her accomplice(s), it has been discovered that the two cars sighted by a team of the House of Reps at the NCAA's office in Abuja on Tuesday are used vehicle and, it has also been discovered that "the chassis numbers" are different from what is in the official document...
According to some Senior Staff members of the Nigeria civil Aviation Authority, NCAA, there was no traces of any BMW bullet-proof cars in their office in Abuja until the scandal was exposed. The insiders have also disclosed that two vehicles were hurriedly brought to their office on Tuesday to make it appear like the cars were bought for the use of the NCAA and in the custody of the NCAA. All lies!
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Jokes Etc / Laugh Your Ass Out by akogunreloaded: 5:18pm On Nov 01, 2013
Dear brothers and sisters..just forget your problems and laugh your ass out if you have one...read this joke
Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, “Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful” Akpos immediately stood up and the pastor said, “Where are you going?” Akpos replied, “I’m changing seats, do you want me to lie in the house of God?”
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Jokes Etc / Laugh Your Ass Out..funny Indeed by akogunreloaded: 11:15am On Nov 01, 2013
Dear brothers and sisters..just forget your problems and laugh your ass out if you have one...read this joke
Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, “Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful” Akpos immediately stood up and the pastor said, “Where are you going?” Akpos replied, “I’m changing seats, do you want me to lie in the house of God?”
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Celebrities / Wizkid Is Not A Threat To Me," Davido Blasts by akogunreloaded: 10:15am On Nov 01, 2013
Davido opened up on the controversies surrounding his new video and also made it clear that he is the man to beat, no threat..eh en

“Not at all. The rumour is cool. But I see nobody as competition or threat. God is behind me, so I just go into the studio, do my music and everything is fine. I develop and write most of my songs in the studio. I’m not afraid of competition or the fact that some person will just appear on the scene and take the shine. After all, I did it to some people, so I expect that it is something that must happen to everyone because you can’t be shining forever. But once you are good to others, make good music, have loyal fans, that’s all that matters.

I have plans to go into oil and gas business with my elder brother next year. I want to do music for 10 years. By that time, I will be 30, and free to rest. Some people are just starting out at 30 but I am already a success and threat at 20. Fame at a young age is a plus because I still have like 10 years to ball while some people are just starting at 27 and 30.”

On Skelewu


“The song is big already; so whatever we do people are still going to talk anyway. I shot the video like a movie and there are three videos, so people can watch whichever one they want.If you don’t like the instructional video, you can watch Sesan’s, if you don’t like that one; you can watch Moe Musa’s. If people want, I will shoot one more video, it’s not easy.”

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Politics / Womeh Gathers At Federal Secretariat To Support Oduah by akogunreloaded: 12:17pm On Oct 31, 2013
Thumbs up to Nigeria woman as they have come out in groups to support the embattled Aviation Minister..u know her name.....lol... The women carried placards which read 'a fight against Stella Oduah is a fight against women'. Do you think so
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